Early in the morning, seeing Xu Ruoxue teasing the child, the little Taoist priest leaned over with a hippie smile.

However, before he could speak, the Blood Sea Sword was pressed against his throat.

The little Taoist priest took the sword away with a smile and asked with a smile, "Madame, what are you doing?" ”

Xu Ruoxue glared at him: "Every time you have this expression, you must be doing something bad." Say, what is it this time? ”

The little Taoist priest praised: "It's true, knowing the husband Mo Ruo's wife!" ”

Xu Ruoxue snorted coldly: "Pour less ecstasy soup, say it quickly if you have something to say, and let it go quickly if you have a fart." Otherwise, I will not allow anything you say. ”

The little Taoist priest hurriedly said, "Madam, I want to go to Chongqing Mansion for my husband." ”

"Good!"

The little Taoist priest hurriedly explained: "Madam, you see, Jizhou is far away from Sichuan and Shu, and I don't know when I will go...... Yes! Madame, you agreed. ”

Xu Ruoxue said lightly: "What does the husband mean, shouldn't he agree to be a wife?" ”

The little Taoist nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "Yes, of course it should be, Madame is really reasonable!" ”

Xu Ruoxue sighed: "Since I don't dare to regard the county lord of Roujing as a concubine, then it is only natural for you to go to her house before you go away." But you need to go early and come back early, it's too long, hmph, be careful I'm angry. ”

The little Taoist priest was overjoyed: "Of course, I will go and go back." ”

So at night, when Rou'er appeared, she found herself in the middle of nowhere.

"Ah, Brother Daoist, where are we now? Also, why is the Taoist brother alone? Rouer said.

The little Taoist priest smiled: "Because, we are going to Chongqing now." ”

"Brother Taoist, what are you doing in Chongqing? Ah," Rou'er exclaimed, "Yes, is it to the slave's house?" ”

"Yes! Rouer. Once I go this time, I don't know how long it will take to return to Sichuan and Shu, so I naturally have to go to your house. ”

"Brother Taoist, you are so good." Rou'er threw herself into the arms of the little Taoist.

The little Taoist priest looked back and forth, and saw that there was silence all around, so Yinxin moved: "Baby Rou'er, Taoist brother is so good, how can Rou'er repay him?" ”

Rou'er was shy: "Don't, the Taoist brother is good or bad." Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. ”

……

When the love was at its strongest, the little Taoist priest vaguely heard that Liu Qingyan was calling herself.

……

In the ghost bead, a light smoke floated out, and Liu Qingyan appeared.

"Really, shouldn't you call him, I don't know what this guy is up to?" Liu Qingyan frowned slightly.

Then her body stiffened, and she knew, what was this guy up to!

She watched this scene blankly, although the little Taoist priest and Rou'er were just snuggled together, and their clothes were intact. But the little Taoist's flushed face, his rapid wheezing, and, as well as the one below, are all clearly telling Liu Qingyan what this guy and Rou'er are doing?

An extreme sense of shame hit her heart, in order to prevent seeing things that she shouldn't see, as long as the little Taoist and Rou'er stayed together, every time she came out, Liu Qingyan would ask a question. But this time it's just an accident, something that shouldn't be seen, but I still saw it.

Liu Qingyan wanted to hide back in the ghost bead. But inexplicably, a strange thought suddenly popped out of her mind: Anyway, that guy didn't know that he was peeking anyway, so he would take a sneak peek at himself. Just once.

This time, it was a long time.

Looking at the guy's hand, he involuntarily groped around; Looking at the guy's mouth, there were bursts of strange sounds; Look at the bastard's body, twisting like a snake; Look at the bastard's lower body in the ......

In Liu Qingyan's mind, a dream inexplicably appeared. It was a long, long time ago, when she was in love with that person, one night, she had a dream.

That dream is actually very vague, very vague, and very incomprehensible. It's just that the feeling in the dream that makes her heart beat and makes her shy let her know what kind of dream she is having.

At this moment, that dream emerged from her mind very clearly. Moreover, what was once vague, vague, and indistinct gradually overlapped with the scene in front of me, so it became clear and distinct. And the face of the man, who was once the only one clear, gradually became blurred. In the end, it turned into the face of the man in front of him!

And the feeling that once made her heart beat and made her shy in her dream hit her heart a hundred times and a thousand times at this moment. Unconsciously, Liu Qingyan's body began to heat up, began to get hot, and began to soften. Unconsciously, Liu Qingyan opened her mouth......

Liu Qingyan was shocked, and finally came to her senses. She closed her eyes in a hurry, and she was shy to death for a while!

For the first time in her life, she was emotional, but it was, but it was because of this bastard!

She has always been an ice clear and jade, so she doesn't even dare to have a hint of reverie. But this time, she was so hurt by this bastard!

Liu Qingyan was ashamed and angry, and the ghost rope on her body rushed out, and she was about to hit it hard. But halfway through the flight, the ghost rope softened.

Liu Qingyan couldn't stand it anymore, and hid back in the ghost bead with her face red.

And the little Taoist priest didn't know anything about all this.

What he didn't know was that not long after Liu Qingyan drilled back into the ghost bead, two children came. One boy, one girl.

Boys and girls squatted beside the little Taoist.

The girl shouted, "No, tell my mother to go, this brother must be sick." Look at his face burned badly, and his mouth is still talking nonsense. ”

The boy said, "No, it doesn't seem to be sick." It's the same as when my dad pressed on my mother. ”

The girl pointed to one place: "What is this thing, it's so scary, it's scary!" ”

The boy shouted, "I know, I know, I have it too." However, my little brother is so big. ”

The girl stretched out her hand and touched it: "It's really weird, I feel so big and hot through my clothes, and I'm still jumping and jumping!" ”

The boy said worriedly, "How can it be so big? Oops, this brother is really sick. No, hurry up and call your lord. ”

……

The clouds dissipated and the rain dispersed.

The little Taoist priest sighed with satisfaction: He Ruoxue is like this, it is already the most beautiful in the world. But Herou'er is like this, but there is no such delicacy in this world!

If it weren't for the Taoist master, I could keep my heart, then I would be like this every day, like this all the time, and I would die on Rou'er, and I would be happy!

The little Taoist priest was about to praise Rou'er, but who knew that in a trance, he had withdrawn from that mysterious space.

I'll go, this little girl, why is it so fierce this time, and I won't say anything. The little Taoist priest muttered in his heart.

Then, he opened his eyes.

His eyes were wide open!

Why, a circle appeared in front of my eyes, densely packed, old and small?

Why, these people are staring at themselves deadly, with extremely strange expressions on their faces, extremely silvery?

God, earth, gods, Buddhas, demons, demons, who can tell me what is going on?

No, I'm dreaming, I must be dreaming?

The little Taoist priest quickly closed his eyes.

Then he heard a burst of laughter. A loud and piercing laugh!

A voice laughed: "The old man has lived for so long, and it is the first time I have seen it, and one person can perform this." This ability, the old man admires! ”

A voice said, "Wonderful, wonderful." This voice, this expression, this action, ecstasy, ecstasy. I went, obviously a man, but I looked at Lao Tzu hard. ”

A voice continued: "Tsk, what a man! When I arrived, I don't know how long he had been there. I waited here and watched, and he made a pillar of incense for a long time. Tsk, what a man among men, a man among the best! ”

A voice shouted: "Yes, yes, so big, so long, if you have this ability, hey, my tigress will properly become a little flower cat." ”

A voice said strangely: "Hey, Wang Laosan, didn't he just watch it the hardest?" ”

A voice replied: "Wang Laosan couldn't stand it anymore, so he went to find his mother-in-law." ”

Haha, everyone immediately burst into laughter again!

No, it's not true, it's certainly not true! The little Taoist priest covered his ears and hissed, "I'm dreaming, I must be dreaming." ”

A man patted him on the shoulder: "Little brother, I know you're dreaming, man, I understand." It's just that this dream of the little brother must be the first dream in the world. Look, it's a big wet patch. ”

The old voice sighed, "It's good to be young! If the old man had this dream, he was afraid that he would lie down on the coffin board directly. It's like this little brother, who is still full of energy. Don't say do it again, it's okay to come three more times! ”

I'll go, it's not a dream, it's real?

The little Taoist priest cried, really cried. He covered his face and choked up, "Everyone, please do a good job and disperse, okay?" ”

"Haha." The crowd laughed, and then slowly dispersed.

When the footsteps were far away, the little Taoist priest put down his hands, and for a while he only felt that his whole body was boiling hot, so hot that a raw egg could be baked if he put it on.

"Dead and dead, all the faces of this life are lost!"

"Woo, do I still have a face?"

Getting up from the ground, the little Taoist priest staggered to the side of the big yellow horse.

Before he could get closer, a man and a woman suddenly flashed out from under the tree.

The woman looked at the little Taoist, her eyes really shining. She stretched out her tongue, licked her thick lips, and said in a hoarse voice: "Little brother wants to vent his anger, why bother to come alone?" Sister, sister, I am willing to accompany you, sister, I will accompany you now. ”

Looking at this big face like a twisted cake, the little Taoist priest only felt a feeling of nausea in his heart, and almost wanted to vomit. He dodged the fat hand that had been caught, rushed to the bottom of the tree in three steps and two steps, untied the big yellow horse with a shudder, turned over on the horse, and rode away.

Running a horse in the dark is naturally very dangerous. But, does the little Taoist still care about this?

After running for a while, the little Taoist priest reined in his horse and looked up to the sky and sighed: What a shame, throw it to grandma's house.

There are some things in the wild, really, that you can't do them!