Chapter 617: The Imperial Dark Web
Don't underestimate this dress, in order to make himself really have this kind of smell, Ye Ming searched all over the streets and alleys, so he used a new dress and a beggar Mr. to change this outfit.
Not to mention, this is Mr. Beggar's best clothes, and he is usually reluctant to wear them, and he is willing to put them on when he is shopping in his spare time.
And in order to get rid of the pursuit of the imperial people in this direction, Ye Ming took great pains along the way, and then arranged the "Ten Miles of Fragrance" on the vehicles flying to various places in the imperial capital, not to mention, he didn't even take the big road in a hurry, and picked those inconspicuous small alleys.
On the way, you have to avoid walking into the martial law inspection area of the imperial people, etc., although the physical strength is far beyond ordinary people, but under the hard work, Ye Ming also felt a little dizzy at this time.
If the people of the imperial capital assassination team surrounded him again at this time, they would not be able to capture him easily without the previous formation.
The people of the empire at the bottom have always paid little attention to hygiene, and the people of the empire know this, so there is generally a clear distinction between all classes, and there are few pictures of high-level people and low-level people playing.
But there is really no way to pass the security check, the inner city is still busy with the finishing work of the previous "homicidal disease" at this time, and the outer city is now because of the special situation, so some of the upper, middle and lower, as long as you want to cross the region, then you have to go through the security check, and there is no privileged channel, if you want to go over, you have to queue up honestly.
"What a smell! How long has it been since you took a shower? ”
Behind Ye Ming is a fashionably dressed imperial young woman, since she took this position, she has not stopped complaining in the back, after all, she is to see her lover, this dress is very elegant, dressed beautifully, and her body is fragrant, but who would want to meet such a strange thing here at the security check.
In fact, Ye Ming was not comfortable, he vomited directly when he first smelled the smell on this clothes.
But there is no way, who let the current situation be special, for the sake of small lives can only endure it, and when the time comes, you must take a few more showers, otherwise you will not be able to pass that level in your heart.
The noses of several soldiers of the empire at the security check were naturally good, and they felt that there was something smelling in their noses before, and when it was Ye Ming's turn to pass the security check, these soldiers reacted, it turned out that there was a stinky food!
It's not that they discriminate by profession, but there are many kinds of beggars, and some of them have to take a bath at least once a month even if they become beggars, otherwise they are not afraid of lice?
But this one is good, the smell on this body is smelly and smelly, even if it looks good, but it is directly betrayed.
Ye Ming could see several soldiers glancing at each other, and then each one moved.
There is an instrument inspection in the security check procedure, and there is a manual inspection, under normal circumstances, the first thing to ask about the situation, and then check the documents, check whether there are dangerous items on the body, this matter is considered to be in the past.
But when he arrived at Ye Ming's side, he waited for a long time, and none of these soldiers stepped forward to ask.
After all, according to the procedure, whoever asks is responsible for the inspection, everyone is a hygienic and polite imperial soldier, and no one wants such a strange person to dirty his hands.
But Ye Ming, who was the culprit, seemed to be immune to the smell on his body at this time, and he grinned at several imperial soldiers, revealing two rows of black teeth stained with debris.
Before he could speak, he saw a lady soldier on the opposite side with a bruise and a purple face, and then let out a "wow" and spit it out directly.
Ye Ming blinked, he was happy in his heart, it seems that this time he made the right bet, no need for anything else, just rely on the poisonous gas attack on his body, not to mention that there are no prohibited items on his body, even if anyone dares to check him?
"Sir?"
With a mouth on his side, several imperial soldiers in front of him took a step back, and the female soldier who vomited on the spot was even more frightened.
"It's too bullying, who arranged this person to our side, it's too bullying, woo woo."
After finishing speaking, the female soldier directly covered her face with her hands and ran towards the temporary camp behind, seemingly preparing to skip work.
"Hurry up and let him pass, we'll be waiting later!"
The young woman in the back held a fan in front of her nose, and under the fan, she blocked her mouth and nose with her hand, for fear that if she let go, she would spit it out like the female soldier.
In the end, the patrol officer noticed that something was wrong here, and he walked over with two guards, and the first thing he saw was vomit in the security checkway.
After frowning, I just wanted to ask who did it, but a pungent stench began to drill into my nose against the wind.
"Be careful! Gas bombs! ”
The officer overreacted a little, but as soon as the unknown people around heard this shout, they hurriedly subconsciously fell to the ground, covering their mouths and noses tightly, and their eyes kept scanning the surroundings.
Gas bombs? Where? Where?
The soldiers in the security channel reacted quickly, knowing that the commander had misunderstood, and hurriedly ran over to explain the matter clearly.
The chief's face changed, and then he covered his nose with a serious face and said,
"In his position, since you have to endure all kinds of people to do this job, you can't solve such a small problem, what's the use of the empire raising you waste?"
The commander was obviously really angry, and several soldiers didn't even dare to fart at these words.
But at this time, the commander knew that it was time for him to go out, after all, the officer was to play an exemplary role, and they would be on if others didn't dare to go up!
Ye Ming hurriedly grinned when he saw the emperor ** official walking towards him, revealing a flattering expression.
As soon as the imperial prefect saw Ye Ming's two rows of teeth, he felt a tumbling stomach in his stomach, and he subconsciously wanted to vomit it, but with great perseverance, he swallowed it again.
"Stand here, take out your documents, name and age, address, job, and where to go."
Either say that people are officers, they can endure what others can't bear, and after a series of words are spit out, they hurriedly cover their mouths and noses, and they are complaining in their hearts at the same time.
I thought it was an easy job, but who would have thought that there would be such a strange thing in the great empire, and it would be embarrassing to be smoked to death by body odor here.
"Certificates!"
Ye Ming reached out and touched his trouser pocket, but it took a long time, and he deliberately pulled out his crotch.
After a long time, he handed over the certificate that had been edified by body odor, and said the words that had been prepared in his mouth.
"Hello sir, my name is Chow Yun-fat, thirty-five, no occupation, this time I am going to visit relatives in the next district, and I can't survive here."
Where can the officer care what this thing is talking about, and after dealing with it casually, he threw the certificate directly to Ye Ming, and then pointed to the square behind him and said in disgust,
"Get out! Get out of here! ”
"Oh, okay!"
Ye Ming was also smiling when he was scolded, after all, it was so refreshing to watch the people of the empire eat deflated. If you want to talk about "Killer Jungle" with more like-minded people, WeChat pays attention to "excellent reading literature", chats about life, and looks for confidants~