"Thank you all for the applause."

After the two came to the stage and bowed, Su Yunming took the lead in speaking.

"Woo......"

The screams were still being kept below, making Sun Yue stand on it and scratch his scalp, a little embarrassed.

"Come up, let's introduce myself first, I am a cross talk actor from Deyun Club, my name is Su Yunming."

"My name is Sun Yue." Sun Yue followed and said.

"Sun Yue? Peace be upon you, that? Su Yunming said in surprise when he heard this.

"Which Sun Yue?" Sun Yue was unhappy.

"My heart is flying?" Su Yunming ignored it and continued to ask tentatively.

"Can I fly, me?" Sun Yue glanced at his figure, his eyes full of helplessness.

"Aha......"

"It's a little difficult for Sun Yue to fly~"

The audience was amused by Sun Yue's self-deprecating words, especially Sun Yue's conspicuous figure, and then standing with Su Yunming, the effect was needless to say.

"Yes, a big fat man of more than 500 pounds can't fly." Su Yunming continued Sun Yue's words.

"More than five hundred pounds? Where is it so heavy? As soon as he heard that he was more than 500 catties, Sun Yue was suddenly unhappy.

"And how many pounds do you have?"

"Two hundred and sixty pounds." Sun Yue replied in the affirmative.

"Everyone, how many times have I asked, and they all said it was 260 pounds. Later I learned that that scale could only be weighed up to 260. Su Yunming looked at the audience and pointed at Sun Yue and said.

"Until one time, Sun Yue used two scales, one foot stood on one foot, and the results showed that both scales showed 260 pounds."

"Hahaha......"

"I knew that it was impossible for this guy not to ...... Sun Yue"

"It's just that Sun Yue's size is indeed a bit excessive."

The audience below burst into laughter, and Sun Yue stood there without anything to say.

He wanted to defend himself, but each of these two scales reached 260, what else could he say?

"I look down on people like you, and I can't stand people like you. He doesn't contribute to society, he eats and drinks on weekdays, and he doesn't do anything. Su Yunming opened his mouth and fired there.

"Guys, do you see? Now there is such a kind of person in society, who is not used to this, that is not used to it, that is unbearable, and that is unbearable. Before Su Yunming finished speaking, he was scolded back by Sun Yue.

However, the content of what the two people said made the audience a little surprised, after all, on such a formal occasion as a sealed performance, now seriously correct the social atmosphere. This made the audience a little uncomfortable, the cross talk between the two of them was too inconsistent with the style of Deyun Club.

"There is still such a thing in society that people can't bear!" Su Yunming's face turned straight and said solemnly.

"What's the matter?" Sun Yue asked.

"I went to the Great Wall two days ago, and as you know, there are a lot of bricks on the Great Wall. There are many people who engrave words on it, and the whole wall is full of words, which makes people unbearable. Su Yunming casually gave an example.

"Oh, it's unbearable."

"I can't bear it, I'm going to boycott them!" Su Yunming said seriously.

"And how did you resist?"

"Comrade! That's what's wrong with you. How do parents educate you, and how do teachers educate you? Stinky and shameless! When Su Yunming said this, he still held the fan in his hand, as a pen, and kept waving it on it, as if he was writing.

"Hey?"

Originally, Sun Yue echoed two sentences when Su Yunming spoke, but in the end, even he couldn't bear it.

However, the audience laughed happily, and then they felt that Su Yunming's style of cross talk had not changed, and what he did was more in line with the character of Deyun Club.

"I'll go home when that's done. I'm going to take the bus. ”

"Hmm." Sun Yue said.

"As soon as I got on the bus, I couldn't bear it."

Sun Yue: "What's the matter?"

"After a while, an old lady came up, sixty or seventy years old. Standing in the aisle, trembling, I couldn't stand. But there is no one in the bus to give up their seats, do you say it's annoying? ”

Su Yunming said another thing that he couldn't bear.

"What kind of qualities are they?" Sun Yue couldn't help but complain.

"Either look down at your phone or pretend to sleep. Oh my God! Su Yunming deliberately made a startled movement: "I can't sit still when I'm angry."

"Well, you wait a minute."

Sun Yue hurriedly grabbed Su Yunming: "What are you angry about, you can't sit still?" You've got a seat, right? ”

"Hmm."

Su Yunming hesitated for a while but nodded.

"Hahaha......"

"Ouch, laugh at me......"

"Look at Su Yunming's cute look just now, fortunately, I moved quickly and took a picture with my mobile phone."

"It's ready to be made into a meme!"

"Brother, remember to pass it on to me later. Thank you! ”

……

"No, since you have a seat, why don't you let it?" Sun Yue said to Su Yunming.

"I'm tired too!" Su Yunming was very reasonable.

"Well, what's the reason for this?"

"Don't say it, there is really an eldest sister in her 30s who asked me to get up."

Su Yunming continued: "I said eldest sister, are you not too old? Why do you get me up? ”

"Is this a matter of age?" Sun Yue felt deeply helpless.

"Then the eldest sister said, okay, I'll go back if you sell tickets." Su Yunming continued.

"Hahaha......"

"That's interesting...... Hahaha......"

……

"No, you're sitting in someone's ticket seller's seat." Sun Yue stopped Su Yunming.

"It's all right." Su Yunming knew that he was at a loss and wanted to change the topic.

"But there's everybody on the bus. Someone was on the phone, and the voice was very loud. There were people singing, and people were eating. The most important thing is that there are people on the bus who are doing it, which I can't bear. ”

Su Yunming bypassed the topic and continued.

"No, isn't it normal to engage in objects? Why can't you bear this? Sun Yue continued to ask.

"It's normal to engage in objects. But don't on the bus. It is not good to engage in the object on the same occasion. Although I haven't been involved in the object......"

"Su Yunming, I'm going to marry you......" Before Su Yunming finished speaking, a girl shouted below.

"Su Yunming, I'm going to marry you......"

Then another group of people shouted.

This time, Su Yunming also stopped, looked at the audience for a long time, and said, "Those little girls were like this just now, so forget it." But the big brother sitting in the front, tell me what you want to do if you marry me? ”

"Hahaha......"

"Ouch, I'll go, Su Yunming's ability to control the field ...... Amazing......"

"It's amazing my Yun Ming...... Hahaha......"

The audience was overjoyed and felt that Su Yunming's words were too tasteful.

"What can he do for you? Of course, it's someone who has taken a fancy to you...... "There are also people who don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement and make a fuss in the back."