"What do you want to do?" Liu Bei smiled mysteriously.

Guan Yu and Zhang Fei next to him also laughed tacitly when they saw the smile on Liu Bei's face, and the smile was very ordinary. I don't know why, the toad that eats the phoenix suddenly feels a little wrong, and the more he looks at it, the more he responds.

If he remembered correctly, in this evil old era, not only many women would be treated fairly. Men can also suffer, and handsome men are even more so, and they can suffer worse than women's.

That's right, it's that indescribable profession, the indescribable thing. The toad who eats the phoenix has read a lot of books. Only then did I know that the Han Dynasty was an era of very open atmosphere, and when the wind did not blow, men looking for women, and men looking for men, were all in that acceptable state.

Especially when this habit is passed down from top to bottom, it is destined that these things are legal things, and there is the so-called no true love between the opposite sex, and there is really the emperor's uncontrollable love for his male pet, so that the emperor will not think about it for a period of time when the male pet leaves.

This smile was a little ambiguous, which made the toad holding the phoenix think of these things. And, Liu Bei's Liu. But that Liu, no matter how much he traces it according to his bloodline, it seems that he can also trace the traces of those romantic emperors in the Han family.

Touching his face, the toad that ate the phoenix quickly put his mind at ease and didn't worry at all. He is very rough, not handsome, a real man, it is impossible to be looked at by others, especially men of the same gender.

Then this is strange, he can't imagine what Liu Bei is smiling like this for, and what he is thinking. But he didn't feel very good, this feeling of knowing nothing, and that kind of heartbeat, became more and more serious, but he was really in a state of not knowing anything, and he was a little confused.

"What do you think we want to do?" The smile on Liu Bei's face became brighter and brighter, and he suddenly asked.

"Lao Liu, you should have a meal, go shopping, and get some sleep?" The phoenix-eating toad blinked its sparkling eyes.

I heard that the eyes are the windows of people's souls, and if he says now, he will use his pure heart to infect Liu Bei and them. Let the thoughts in their hearts that they don't know what is going on, after seeing his pure heart, can decisively dispel those thoughts.

Liu Bei shook his head and said, "No, you guess again." ”

Guess the! The toad who ate the phoenix scolded in his heart, if he could guess, he wouldn't have to stand here now. If he has that kind of guessing mental activity. If he is thinking about something, he can already lean on one side, and he is rich enough to rival the country!

The toad who ate the phoenix knew that Liu Bei asked like this, probably because he wanted him to guess, so as to achieve a sense of accomplishment in his heart. So, with the idea of giving Liu Bei face and praising him, the toad who ate the phoenix tried to speak again: "Or you are just full of food and have nothing to do, come out and take a walk to eliminate food?" ”

Liu Bei's face was black at this moment, and he really wanted to ask the toad who ate the phoenix how long he hadn't eaten. This will be full of things related to eating. If you don't eat in the front, or you don't have a full meal in the back, although people can't skip eating, are they the kind of people who come out for a stroll because they eat every time they eat and eat well?

Capturing the subtle expression on Liu Bei's face, the toad who ate the phoenix who knew that something was wrong hurriedly added: "Just kidding, in fact, I know that Lao Liu, Lao Guan, Lao Zhang, if you come out, it's not for anything, it's to punish the traitor and eliminate evil, to return Luoyang City to a better tomorrow, and to fight for the people who are being oppressed!" ”

At this moment, not only Liu Bei had a black line on his face, but even Guan Yu and Zhang Fei next to him were exactly the same black line spread on their faces.

The words of the toad that ate the phoenix made them a little incomprehensible, and the last ones didn't know what he was talking about. For the three people who know this guy's daily performance, they are all habitually ignoring it. However, the three of them heard the previous three titles very clearly, and the old word was even more harsh!

Are they old? Obviously not old! They are all young men in their twenties, except for their eldest brother, who is twenty-seven or eighteen years old, and the rest of them are only twenty-five or sixteen years old. In terms of age, they can't be called an old word at all, on the contrary, they are still young, in the eyes of ordinary people, they are still that kind of youth, and they haven't even reached it, how can they be old?

Looking at the toad eating the phoenix with an unkind face, Zhang Fei clenched his fists, and his fists made a dense crackling sound. Guan Yu's squinted Danfeng eyes opened again, and the light from them brought coldness, and unabashedly fell on the toad eating the phoenix.

is as gentle as Liu Bei, and his smile at this time is also a little reluctant.

"Wait, wait, the old word I said is actually a title for intimate people!" The phoenix-eating toad faced the approaching trio, stepped back and explained calmly.

He's calm, steady, and doesn't panic? Knowing that he retreated back and retreated to the corner, he leaned against the wall behind him and felt the heaviness of the wall, and the toad that ate the phoenix suddenly panicked. He's just saying the wrong thing, he's saying the wrong thing, not to mention that it's an asymmetry that comes from thousands of years of habit.

"Wait..."

What else does the toad that eats the phoenix want to explain, and if it doesn't take the next episode, he won't have the time to explain. When Liu Bei and the three of them completely approached him, he could only hold his head in his hands and squat down to make the most suitable action to meet the storm.

"Oops."

"Oops!"

After a period of continuous screams, when Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei stepped back, their broad backs exposed a gap that could be observed, and only a paralyzed toad was left inside. He was miserable, covered in shoe prints, like the kind of marks left when he lay on the ground and was trampled on by hundreds of people.

Trembling, the hand that was protecting his face was removed, and the toad that ate the phoenix dared to open his eyes to see Liu Bei's situation at this time.

Although he is not handsome, the face is not handsome or not to decide whether he is shameless. He is also a man who wants face, and it is impossible to give up face because of pain in other parts of his body!

"Stop pretending, get up." After taking a sulk, Liu Bei became in a good mood, but he still couldn't get angry when he saw the toad eating the phoenix paralyzed on the ground.

They are very measured in their feet, not the type of foot that goes to death, and they only come out after restraint. These feet will only leave footprints on the body of the toad that eats the phoenix, and there will be no superfluous things, let alone physical pain to the toad that eats the phoenix.

If there is no control, there is no need for three people to kick out together, only Zhang Fei needs to step out alone, and the toad that eats the phoenix will die no longer dead. That kind of foot is not a question of whether you will die or not, but how miserable you will die.

The toad that eats the phoenix also knows this, if Liu Guanzhang really killed him, he would have died a thousand thousand times, and it is impossible for him to be alive. There is also the ground crack foot that he learned, which he learned from Zhang Fei's body, and if he trampled on it, he could easily crack the ground.

If you step on a person's body, that person will definitely die, and the body will be torn apart like the ground, whether it is the bones or the various internal organs of the body protected by the bones, they will become scum.

They kept their hands, knowing that they kept their hands, and the toad that ate the phoenix didn't continue to act, and decisively got up from the ground. With a smile on his face, he didn't have the emotions that he should have after being beaten.

As the saying goes, if you don't hit a smiling person, eating a phoenix toad like this will make Liu Bei and the three of them feel that they will not be angry again. I will only feel ridiculous, and after I feel ridiculous, I will suddenly forget about the previous total.

They sometimes think that the toad that eats the phoenix is very spineless, but after knowing who the toad that eats the phoenix is, this wrong idea becomes nothing. It's not that it's spineless, it's just that those backbones are hidden under the hippie smiling face on weekdays.

"So what do you want to do, Lao Liu?" On the previous topic, the toad who ate the phoenix still felt that he had to ask a clear question before he could put his mind at ease.

"What do you want to do" Liu Bei's gentle smile as always appeared on his face again, very kind. He smiled and said to the toad eating the phoenix: "You use our various names to make money, if you use this matter, let's put it aside first, and I won't worry about you." ”

"That's right, that's right, there are a lot of adults, and you can't care about these things." The toad that ate the phoenix nodded violently, expressing its extreme agreement with Liu Bei's words.

"But. What kind of rights do you talk about before? Liu Bei looked at the toad eating the phoenix with a smile, he originally wanted to say it more carefully, but after searching his memory, he also found the word portrait right.

"This..."The face of the toad who ate the phoenix froze, he had thought about other things, but he didn't expect that Liu Bei would suddenly mention money to him at this time.

Only then did he think that people like Liu Bei were good at attracting investment. During the Yellow Turban Uprising, he attracted the investment of horse merchants in the North, the investment of the Mi family of the Xuzhou clan in Xuzhou, and the investment of Sun Shangxiang invested by Sun Quan when he went to Soochow! Counting carefully, Liu Bei is completely the kind of top entrepreneur, no matter how depressed the situation is, he can attract investment and get the attention of investors.

He's doing business with people all day long, and he's finally met someone who can do business, right?

(End of chapter)