"Hello audience friends, I am cross talk actor Su Yunming, this is my partner, Yue Yunkun."

Su Yunming stood on the stage with a smile, but Yue Yunkun was a little nervous after he came up.

"Standing on this stage for the first time, I was still a little excited, especially since there were only two microphones left in front of me, which inevitably made people a little ......" Speaking of this, Su Yunming glanced at Yue Yunkun.

Yue Yunkun understood, and the two colleagues replied.

"Nervous!"

"Excited!"

Su Yunming was stunned, and the audience and judges below were also stunned.

How do two people feel different when they come up?

The audience looked at the two of them, wondering if it was because they were nervous and scared and made a mistake.

Su Yunming also looked at Yue Yunkun.

"Finally, there is no table in the way, so that everyone can see my legs, can I not be excited?"

Yue Yunkun's face still had the same flat smile on his face as when he came up, and there was nothing wrong with saying a word.

"Hahaha~"

"There's something about this Yue Yunkun~"

"Pretend, continue to see Yue Yunkun pretending there~"

"Su Yunming usually doesn't let Yue Yunkun show his legs?"

……

"I'm not afraid that you won't have a place to hold on to a table, such a big stage, what do you say if you fall?"

Su Yunming said with a smile and continued to talk along the topic.

"I'm not Sun Yue, don't put what can happen to him on me~"

Yue Yunkun hurriedly waved his hand to prove his strength.

"Yes, yes, you're just a little bit closer. But to be honest, there is no table blocking you, and I'm really a little worried, there are so many audiences, if you scare anyone else, it will be troublesome. ”

Fighting with Su Yunming, it is Yue Yunkun and not an opponent.

However, the audience listened with relish.

They have been sitting here all afternoon, and if they just talk about cross talk according to the script, they are tired of listening to it.

Now that Su Yunming and Yue Yunkun have a different opening, they all have spirits.

"You stop for now, we're here for cross talk. If you don't talk about cross talk again, let the people below make a good mistake, then you will be in big trouble. ”

Yue Yunkun's words were very beautiful, but in the end, he was still thinking for a while, and compared with Su Yunming's reaction speed, it was still a little far behind.

"Speaking of cross talk, how could I not know." Su Yunming became like he knew everything again: "Take it now, isn't it just the New Year?" ”

"What's wrong with the Chinese New Year?" Yue Yunkun asked.

"Do you want to eat dumplings during the New Year?" Su Yunming looked at Yue Yunkun and asked a rhetorical question.

"Yes, you don't eat dumplings during the New Year." Yue Yunkun stood beside Su Yunming: "I like to eat dumplings the most, this year my mother gave me leek eggs." ”

"But some of them don't eat dumplings during the New Year!" Su Yunming asked Yue Yunkun to stop.

"Don't eat dumplings during the New Year?" Yue Yunkun looked at Su Yunming with some doubts.

Eating dumplings during the New Year is a custom in his impression.

"Eating dumplings during the New Year is a tradition in the north, but southerners don't eat dumplings during the New Year, they eat glutinous rice balls!" Su Yunming popularized knowledge to Yue Yunkun.

"Lantern Festival, it's true!" Yue Yunkun suddenly remembered that southerners eat Lantern Festival.

"What do you think, what is the Lantern Festival made of? Glutinous rice! Soft, sticky, sweet, put some leek eggs in it~"

"You can save it!" Yue Yunkun grabbed Su Yunming: "Put the leek egg in it, it's still a dumpling!" ”

"Hahaha~"

"This stalk is a bit interesting, my family is in the south, and Tangyuan can still do this~hahaha~"

"I'll go, I can eat anything from this product~"

"I think this kind of glutinous rice balls are also made for Yue Yunkun to eat."

"If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense." Yue Yunkun said next to Su Yunming.

"Okay, okay~" Su Yunming waved his hand, not caring.

"But there are a lot of things in the New Year, which makes me, a literary and artistic young man, very troubled!"

As soon as Su Yunming's voice changed, his happy face turned into sorrow.

"What did you just say? Literary youth? Yue Yunkun looked at Su Yunming, his eyes full of disbelief.

"yes, you don't know it yet, do you?" Su Yunming didn't understand why Yue Yunkun had such a big reaction, and put a hand on Yue Yunkun: "I also graduated from the Qingqing Grassland Research Class of the Culture, Sports and Art Society for so many years, so I am also a literary and artistic youth!" ”

"No, I didn't hear you clearly, you say it again?" Yue Yunkun put his eyes on Su Yunming, especially Su Yunming's current appearance, no matter how you look at it, it has nothing to do with literary and artistic youth.

"Literacy Class for Young Volunteers of the Art Department of the Academy of Arts and Arts!"

Su Yunming thought for a moment and said to Yue Yunkun.

"All of a sudden, the green grassland has become a youth volunteer?" Yue Yunkun listened to the completely different words before and after, and looked at Su Yunming, with a false surprise on his face.

"Then we are youth volunteers on the green grassland!" Su Yunming explained.

"Then the cultural and sports art troupe became the art department of the Academy of Arts and Arts?"

"Who are the details of this, there are so many faculties in one school, and the division is not very clear, they are all in that school~"

Su Yunming waved his hand a little awkwardly, wanting to divert the topic.

"Hahaha~"

"Did this guy go to school?"

"This bull is so angry that he hasn't seen the skin~"

"Do you still need to ask? The cowhide has long been blown up by him. ”

"If you can pinch two words together, this guy is also capable!"

……

Su Yunming's explanation, the audience below didn't buy it.

finally met a cross talk with some novelty, and if you don't take this opportunity to find fault, you're sorry for yourself.

"Phew~"

Qi Qi's cheers became the main theme of the studio, and the assistant director nodded with satisfaction when he looked at the effect on the screen.

Many times, the applause and cheers that appear on TV are recorded in advance and added later. But now that I look at Su Yunming's works, it seems that I can go over and over again, and there is no need for any modifications in the middle.

"Then your research class for so many years has become a literacy class?" Yue Yunkun's unrelenting questioning of Su Yunming is exactly what the audience wants to ask the most.

Even after Yue Yunkun asked this, many viewers below praised Yue Yunkun.

"I was in a literacy class for so many years!" Su Yunming immediately corrected his name.

"Yes, the next mouth, it's all you!" Yue Yunkun didn't withdraw at all, this guy can come back with this kind of thing, which really makes him helpless.

"If you want to have two mouths, you have to have them too!"

Looking at Yue Yunkun, Su Yunming teased.

"Phew~"

"I have!"

"I've really seen these two mouths!"

The audience was almost amused by Su Yunming, and even laughed over and over again while scolding Su Yunming for being too bullying.

In particular, some boys are even happier when they consider the upper and lower mouths.