104 I'm sorry, I had the last laugh
The little Taoist priest sat down on the chair and said astringently: "Okay, I admit defeat." Before I die, I have a few questions for you, and I hope you will satisfy the curiosity of me, a dying man. ”
Li Lizheng said proudly: "You ask, I will answer all questions." ”
"Okay, may I ask, did you lay down the overall feng shui situation of 'Four Stars Inviting the Moon'?"
"Naturally not," Li Li said with a straight face: "The person who set up this bureau is our leader." He is a genius, a genius who is unique in the world! Although I dare to call myself a master, compared with him, it is like the fluorescence of rotten grass and the bright moon in the sky. It's just because I'm smart that I'm ordered to stay in Sanniu Village and guard this game. ”
"Is Master Lai one of yours too?"
"It's not. He was just coerced by me to come and play with me, so that others would not suspect me in the first place if something went wrong. ”
"If I'm not bad, the map you gave us must have been tampered with. The same picture, I think you have also given it to Master Huide. ”
"Not bad. The terrain behind the mountain is complicated, so you can only follow my map. I've carefully designed the map, and I promise you, no matter how you go, you'll only be able to stay overnight in a few places of my choosing. ”
"While we're spending the night, you're going to light the incense. First the monks, and then the Taoist priests, were all attacked by the tide of evil ghosts. This shows that there are two people who light this incense. One is you, and the other is who? ”
"The other man is the fool. Although the fool is stupid, he can still do this with a lamp as a sign and light an incense. It's just that I didn't expect that you would be able to resist such a fierce tide of evil ghosts. ”
"So, you're the one who made a fool kill me?"
"Of course. I'll give you another piece of news, that fool's mother-in-law didn't elope with someone, but was humiliated and hanged herself after being played with many times by me. It's ridiculous that fool has been kept in the dark and left me to drive. Ha ha. ”
The little Taoist priest was furious in his heart, and finally couldn't help but sarcastically: "Hmph, what are you proud of? You've done a clever game, but you've done it stupidly. It's just a matter of making a fortune with a muffled voice, and it makes such a big move. ”
The smugness on Li Lizheng's face disappeared, and he sighed: "All things in the world, nine times out of ten, those who are unsatisfactory, no matter how exquisitely this game is set, it is inevitable that there will be such and such accidents." ”
"The first accident was the madman. At that time, the feng shui array had not yet been completed, and the madman thought that there was a rich burial in the tomb, so he broke into the tomb at night and broke several formations. At that time, although I tried my best to remedy it, my helplessness was limited. Therefore, a few months ago, a large amount of yin qi was leaked out, causing evil spirits to run rampant in the village, which caused a series of changes in the future. ”
"I always thought that the people who did bad things for me back then were two coolies, and I got rid of them ruthlessly. It wasn't until I heard the madman's crazy words a few days ago that I understood it, and I instructed the fool to kill him. Hmph, if it weren't for this damn madman, how would this have been the way it is! ”
"The second accident was the dead Taoist. In the past few years, I have a high prestige in the village, and with me, the villagers were not sure that the strange things that happened one after another were related to evil spirits. At that time, while appeasing the villagers, I set up a feng shui bureau in the village to prevent evil spirits from invading. This matter could have been settled slowly like this, but I didn't expect the Taoist dog to take a mouse and meddle in things, which made a fuss. As soon as I saw that something was wrong, I hurried to the gang for help. But I had no choice but to do it in a hurry, and until now, I am the only one who is struggling to support me. ”
"The third accident was the concentration of yin qi in the underground yin veins of Sanniu Village, which exceeded everyone's expectations. However, in just a few years, a Yin God and several powerful Yin Ghosts were born, so that I couldn't even get close to the tomb. It wasn't until a few days ago that you got rid of those evil spirits and yin ghosts, and I ventured down to find out that our game was about to be completed, at least a year and a half earlier than originally expected. ”
"This is an extremely important game, and there is no room for error. If we had prepared early and the elite of the gang gathered, even if you monks and Taoist priests had ten or a hundred times more, they would have been just moths to the fire and have brought about your own destruction! ”
"But even so, even if there are all kinds of accidents, it's still me who has the last laugh, and it's only me!"
Li Lizheng couldn't suppress the pride and excitement in his heart anymore, he stood up and said excitedly: "It's just me, I only used a glass of poisonous wine and four stages of ghost incense, what is the result?" You fight hard to break the net, and I, sit firmly on the Diaoyutai and reap the benefits of the fisherman! ”
"Hehe, hundreds of evil ghosts, more than a dozen yin ghosts, and one yin god were wiped out by the monks and Taoists! Twenty-two monks, plus twelve Taoist priests, were killed by the evil spirits. Tsk, how tragic this is fighting! ”
"Master Huide, Master Dazhi and Shou Zhenzi, all of them are well-known and exquisite; And your little Taoist, although his reputation is not obvious, he is the most famous one in this. But in the end, all of you amazing big people were played with by me, a little person, and you were almost killed! ”
"Haha, I've experienced a lot of things in this life. But this time, it's really happy, it's so happy! ”
Li Li was looking up to the sky and laughing.
The little Taoist priest looked at him coldly and said lightly: "I have to admit that your methods are indeed good. It's amazing to be able to recruit people like you, and your gang is even greater. I would like to know what kind of gang would make people like you willing to serve. ”
Li Lizheng smiled and said: "The iron law of the gang, at any time, you must not reveal the secrets of the gang to any outsiders." Violators, clan punishment! ”
"I have been broken and my soul is scattered, and I will surely die. Don't you even dare to say anything about a dead man? ”
"Dare, why not? Tomorrow and today, I will tell you quietly at your grave. Hehe, hehe. ”
The little Taoist priest sighed: "Really be careful. What can a gang that only dares to exist in the dark, like a group of rats that can only live in the gutter, do great things? Hmph, I think highly of you. ”
"You're wrong." Li Lizheng said loudly: "Dragon, when you are diving in the abyss, no one knows!" Dragon, when it soars into the air, the world is shocked! ”
"Although we are hidden in the shadows, we can stir up the storm with a wave of our hands; In a moment's time, you can decide the life and death of the people. We're just waiting for the right time, and then, Nine Days! At that time, the entire world, not only the Great Song Dynasty, but also the Jin Kingdom, including the Western Regions, will be completely changed because of us! ”
"We are a group of heroes who are unknown now, but in the future, we will definitely change the world and create history!"
"Believe me, this moment of our dragon is coming. Three years at most, but only three years. At that time, all the people in this world can only kneel on the ground and listen to our voices! ”
Li Lizheng said loudly, his voice was fanatical, his expression was fanatical, and in his eyes, there was unparalleled firmness and conviction!
The little Taoist priest looked at him and suddenly smiled. He laughed, laughing louder and louder, and finally slapped the table and laughed.
Li Lizheng was furious: "People who are dying are still smiling so happily." Is the taste of Broken Soul Scattering very pleasant? ”
Isn't it comfortable? As soon as these four words were spoken, his face changed.
So, the little Taoist priest was even happier.
He wanted to stop laughing, but how could he stop laughing from the corners of his eyes, from the tips of his eyebrows, from his lips, freely?
He could only smile and ask, "Is Li Lizheng's stomach uncomfortable?" ”
Li Lizheng's face changed, and he became as white as paper: "That cup of poisonous wine? ”
The little Taoist priest laughed and said, "Yes, I drank that cup of wine, and that cup of poisonous wine, I'm sorry, you drank it." Excuse me, does it taste good? ”
Li Lizheng was completely incredulous, and he wanted to tell himself that it wasn't true. However, the pain in his abdomen became clearer and clearer, telling him that this was true!
Li Lizheng smiled miserably: "When did you change your wine?" ”
"Just when I sneeze and you go and wipe the saliva from your face. What do you think? Is my movement fast? I feel that I am not a Taoist priest, and it is also very rich to change careers to become a thief. ”
Li Lizheng smiled bitterly, and his voice was bitter, as if he could drip bitter water: "I asked myself that I never showed the slightest flaw, how did you see through me?" ”
"Yes, all your explanations are perfect, and I can't find the slightest flaw; Your performance is truly fantastic, and it can be called flawless! But there's a flaw that I know and you don't know, so you can't explain it at all. ”
"That is, the first time we went to look for the Extreme Yin Land, the madman you mentioned suddenly jumped out, pointed to a certain place, and shouted, 'Empty grave, there are ghosts'"
"I didn't care about the details at the time, I knew he was a madman, and he was pointing out that there was no way to that place."
"It wasn't until that night, when you took us to the tomb, that I knew that the place that the madman was pointing to was really the intersection to the tomb."
Since the path he pointed out was true, it was very likely that what he said was also true. Then here's the problem, he's talking about 'empty graves'. You spent a lot of money just to build an empty grave for your father? This only shows that this thing was fake from the beginning! ”
"Even if you can give a reasonable explanation for other things, but on this basis, do I dare not doubt it in my heart?"
"No," retorted loudly, "that man is a madman, and anything a madman says can be madness." So this thing makes you doubt me at most, but it doesn't make you sure that I'm the one behind the scenes. ”
"Why should I be sure?" The little Taoist priest said very strangely: "Suspicion is enough! Since I doubt you, how dare I drink the wine you handed me? It's not a great secret that the mandarin duck turned his heart,
My master has mentioned it to me a long time ago. ”
As soon as he said this, Li Li was stunned.
The little Taoist priest was very aggrieved: "Isn't it just a change of wine?" If this wine is not poisonous, what is the difference between you drinking it and me? Do you mean that you can't drink the wine that I've touched? ”
Saying that, the little Taoist priest was even more aggrieved, and he wanted to cry: "Okay, you discriminate against me!" ”
Li Li opened his mouth and squirted out a mouthful, the blood of the boss.
"Also," the grievances on the little Taoist's face disappeared, and was replaced by a shy face, and he seemed to be very embarrassed: "I know about the cathode beads!" ”
Li Lizheng's eyes opened to the maximum, and his mouth opened to the maximum. His face was full of extreme horror.
"Also, I just happened to have a female ghost!"
Li Li was opening his eyes, nose, and mouth to the extreme, and suddenly blood flowed.
"So, it won't be long before I have the most beautiful and powerful female ghost sister in the world."
"Thank you so much!"
Li Lizheng shook violently, and then all the expressions on his face froze.
Looking at Li Lizheng, who was not staring at him, the little Taoist priest said very shyly:
"I'm sorry, you died to the end, and I, the last laugh!"