Journey to the West is actually not easy

The Monkey King fixed the seven fairies, and then ate a good meal in the peach orchard.

Gao Qian: "You're like this?" Just eating a peach and eating a pleasure? ”

Sun Wukong: "Otherwise? There is nothing else in the peach orchard, in fact, I also want to eat a banana for a change of taste. ”

The third prince of Nezha: "Such a good opportunity to recognize His Majesty as your father-in-law has been wasted by you, you are really a monkey." It's really albiscular. ”

Tota Li Heavenly King: "You evil obstacle, why don't you have such a good opportunity?!" ”

Nezha: "It's not because I wasn't there at the time, but I and Second Brother Yang are brothers, if I recognize Your Majesty as my father-in-law, wouldn't it hurt Second Brother Yang's mood, so forget it." ”

Yang Jian: "Well, if Nezha wants to marry one of the colorful sisters, I don't have an opinion, Nezha's little brother is already an immortal, and he is also an immortal, it's better than them going down to earth to find a mortal like the third sister." ”

Nezha: "That's not good, and I also have ......"

Tota Li Heavenly King: "By the way, Nezha, recently the Dragon King of the East China Sea came to his youngest daughter Xiaolongnu to tell him what is going on?" When did you talk about the little dragon girl? ”

Nezha: "......"

Yang Jian: "......"

The peach feast, although the peach feast is held in Yaochi every time, but this time the Jade Emperor specially set up two banquets in two places. After Sun Wukong flickered all the great gods and immortals who participated in the peach feast out of Yaochi, he ate all the immortal fruit and immortal wine prepared in Yaochi by himself, but what Sun Wukong didn't know was that in another place in another heavenly court, the Jade Emperor and the great immortals from all walks of life were watching Sun Wukong's live broadcast.

Jade Emperor: "Let's hold a peach party here this time, the decorations on the side of Yaochi are now ruined by Sun Wukong's monkey head." ”

Zhen Yuanzi Daxian: "This monkey is still the same as it was at the beginning, very rough." ”

The Jade Emperor asked curiously, "Oh, does Zhen Yuanzi Daxian also know this little monkey?" ”

Zhen Yuanzi Daxian: "Yes, it was in front of more than three hundred, at that time, Sun Wukong had not yet worshiped that disciple, and he didn't even have his own name." ”

At that time, Zhen Yuanzi Daxian was still very surprised that Sun Wukong would appear in front of his Wanshou Mountain Wuzhuang Guanmen.

"Extraterritorial Heavenly Demon, what is that person sent by the Flood Desolate Dao Ancestor going to do?"

Jade Emperor: "This monkey got drunk and started to go crazy. ”

Jade Emperor: "The monkey has left Yaochi, see where he is going." ”

Barefoot Immortal: "It's a little bad for us to be like this, although this Monkey King is still just a little demon scattered immortal, but after all, he is the protector of Buddhism, and he also went to the Heavenly Court Immortal Book." Barely a colleague. ”

Zhen Yuanzi Daxian: "This Monkey King is destined to go this way, but this is not necessarily a bad thing for him." ”

Jade Emperor: "Sun Wukong is still the personal disciple of the Buddha Sect, he plans to seal his disciple and imprison him for five hundred years, what can we do." ”

The five Buddhas with the highest status and the strongest strength of Buddhism are also known as the three Buddhas of the horizontal and vertical worlds, of which the three Buddhas of the vertical are the Buddhas of the past who burn the lamp, the Buddhas of the present world, and the future Buddhas of Maitreya. The three Buddhas of the Heng are respectively the Buddha of the Oriental Treasure Building Guangwang (that is, the Buddha at the foot of the Ling Mountain, and the Buddha of Amitabha in the South is talking about him), the central Buddha of Sakyamuni (or the Buddha, so this is also why it is obviously the third Buddha of the horizontal and vertical worlds, but in fact there are only five Buddhas), and the Buddha of the Western Liulitian Medicine Buddha.

In the 86th version of Journey to the West, the true identity of Monkey King's master, Patriarch Su Bodhi, is set to be the Buddha himself, which is different from the setting of the flood and other settings.

Zhen Yuanzi Daxian: "It's really a pathetic monkey, this kind of treatment is inevitably too bad." ”

The drunk Sun Wukong left the Heavenly Court Yao Chi and wandered in the Nine Heavenly God Realm, and soon Sun Wukong inexplicably came to the Doushi Palace located in the Thirty-Three Heavens Outer Heavens.

Jade Emperor: "How did this monkey run to the Thirty-Three Heavens?" Did he pass through the Ten Heavens just now? And how did he wear the eleventh to thirty-second heavens? ”

Taishang Laojun: "This should be a powerful method of transfer, it seems that the Buddha Master has also been paying attention to Sun Wukong's situation." ”

Jade Emperor: "This Buddhism is really enough...... If you like to do things, forget it, Laojun, the gold pills you refined have enough surplus, right? ”

Taishang Laojun: "Well, there are five gourds containing golden pills in my Doushi Palace, among which the golden pills are raw and cooked, but there are quite a few of them, which is enough for Sun Wukong to survive the first thunder tribulation." ”

Jade Emperor: "This way of crossing the catastrophe is too extravagant for me, and the Buddhist master really dares to think about it." ”

Taishang Laojun: "No way, whoever makes Buddhism prosperous is destined by heaven." ”

Jade Emperor: "Yes, the way of heaven is destined for Buddhism to flourish." ”

Sun Wukong was directly transferred to the gate of the Thirty-three Heavens and Outer Heavens by the Lord of Buddhism and the Buddha with a great transfer supernatural power, and Taishang Laojun also took advantage of the situation to close the palace protection array.

Monkey King: "This is here?" Taishang Laojun's Tushi Palace?! How did I get here? ”

"Well, I heard that there are a lot of golden pills and elixirs in Taishang Laojun's Tushi Palace, why don't I go find out what happened."

Sun Wukong looked at the Tushi Palace in front of him, and suddenly had a bold idea.

Taishang Laojun: "Sun Wukong has entered the Tushi Palace, I hope he won't make a mess for me, and it will be troublesome to clean it up." ”

Jade Emperor: "Even if it's cleaning up, it's not you who clean up, aren't the two boys of the Golden Horn and Silver Horn doing this, to put it bluntly, you really lack such a fire-burning boy?" ”

Of course, there is no shortage of answers.,And it's said that the two boys of the Golden Horn and the Silver Horn are actually two girls.,And it's the kind of Lori with a permanent shelf life.,I have to say that Taishang Laojun, a city person, really knows how to play.。

Taishang Laojun: "I don't lack a little bit of Jindan, anyway, I can refine it myself, and the level is superb, I said that my alchemy level is the first, who dares to give an opinion." ”

Zhen Yuanzi Daxian: "Yes, yes, Taishang, your alchemy level ranks first in the Three Realms, and your refining level is also the first, which is all recognized." However, in terms of the materials of the alchemy refiner, he will not come out on his own, right? ”

Taishang Laojun: "Well, this is indeed a problem, although my Heavenly Court is indeed powerful, and occupies a great trend, but the Earth Immortal Realm is still very large, and these materials still need to be contributed by the ordinary immortals and scattered immortals below." ”

The Jade Emperor: "This time, the golden pill and elixir consumed by condensing the incorruptible body of King Kong for Sun Wukong and helping him forcibly survive the first five hundred years of thunder tribulation, let the Buddha be responsible for reimbursing Sun Wukong, I think the Buddha will not disagree, after all, these elixirs, the nine turns of the golden pill are all used on his personal disciples." ”

Sun Wukong in Journey to the West is a personal disciple of the Buddha, and his status and generation are actually the same as Tang Seng, although Sun Wukong worshipped Tang Seng as a teacher on the way to the West.

Gao Qian: "I have to say, this Buddhism is really inappropriate, and his own disciples are actually treated like this, this so-called method of cultivating the afterlife is really terrible for the world." ”

Wutian: "Who's to say it's not?" ”

(End of chapter)