Chapter 39: I'm Sorry, I'm a Straight Man of Steel
Half an hour after the broadcast, there were more and more barrages in Xie Lang's live broadcast room.
"Yes, I received a reward of more than 100 yuan in half an hour, Lao Tzu Tiger Fish Wu Yanzu is going to be on fire!" Xie Lang thought to himself.
After licking the bag, Xie Lang looked at his equipment, more than 200 rounds of 7.62 bullets, fully equipped with four times the SKS, AK secondary gun, level 1 bullethead, level 1 armor with a frying pan.
"Yes, it's already a god!"
"God costume??"
The audience was amused by Xie Lang's words.
Next, Xie Lang began to run the map, and when he passed by a house, he suddenly noticed a figure passing behind the window.
In the old PUBG game, no matter how much the player controlled the sound of their footsteps, they would always make a little sound.
But now it was different, I saw Xie Lang cautiously come over and come to the vicinity of the red tile house, and he never made the slightest sound.
He saw a three-wheeled motorcycle parked on the edge of the house, and thought to himself that the player had just come to the house to search for something.
"It's impossible to work part-time, it's impossible to work in this life, you can't eat chicken, and you can only maintain the live broadcast effect by secretly riding a motorcycle."
Xie Lang decisively got on a three-wheeled motorcycle and slipped away on the motorcycle.
Suddenly, the barrage in the live broadcast room exploded.
"Tiger fish Wu Yanzu, tell me what is your relationship with someone Zhou?"
"Hmph, you want to trick me into stealing the battery again."
[What do you want, just be reckless and reward the anchor for 1 yuan - the anchor perfectly interprets how a big-name anchor is refined, your obscenity, in my opinion, is exceptionally fresh and refined, and it is taught! ] ”】
"You say, stealing a car is such a trivial thing, why is the anchor so cute to do it??"
"Ahh My car..."
A female player in the house, after hearing the sound of the motorcycle, her beautiful eyes shrank slightly, and she threw herself at Xie Lang in the distance.
"Yo? Another female gamer? Xie Lang grinned and immediately stopped the motorcycle, "Let's go, brothers, go and do a wave of things!" ”
"Wow! I can't stand it anymore, why is the anchor's luck so good, and I can meet beautiful players every time. ”
"Nima, the anchor is honest, do you have a beauty system?"
Xie Lang glanced at the female player behind the window, the female player obviously noticed him too, but looking at her like that, it seemed that she should not have found a gun.
"Ahem, ahem, the female player on the other side doesn't have a gun, brothers, isn't it too cruel for you to let me, a streamer with a gun, kill an unarmed little girl like this?"
After listening to Zhang Xinyue, who watched Xie Lang's first-person perspective, she suddenly wanted to vomit blood.
This hateful scumbag, why can't you sympathize with other female players, but not for yourself?
Besides, everyone is a woman, but my sister is much more beautiful than the female player just now, are you blind, you can't see your sister's beauty?
"Stinky bastard, if Miss Ben hadn't advanced to the competition right away, waiting for you to eat chicken and cultivate a little bit, my sister wouldn't look at your perspective."
Zhang Xinyue thought coldly in her heart.
"Handsome, don't ...... Don't kill me, I surrender. ”
Just as Xie Lang was about to rush out, the female player upstairs blinked her eyes wide, went downstairs, and said in a coquettish voice, "Little brother, can you take me to play, my teammate is dead, and I am the only one left, lonely, so pitiful." ”
Hearing the soft voice of the "Meishao Warrior" player on the opposite side instantly made Xie Lang and the audience in the live broadcast room pregnant.
This woman's voice is too cute, isn't it?
Then, Sailor Moon's soft and cute voice came again: "Little brother, you take me to eat. Chicken, okay? People can give you a private WeChat. ”
But at this moment, the audience in the live broadcast room launched a barrage one after another:
"Don't talk about chickens, civilized you, me and him."
"Lewd anchor, hurry up and promise someone's little sister!!"
"Woo woo, I want to see the anchor flirt with the little sister in my lifetime and be a warm man."
"Tiger fish Wu Yanzu said: It is impossible to warm a man, and it is impossible to warm a man in this life."
"If there is a commotion, don't agree to the anchor!"
Xie Lang finally hesitated for a moment, and then said, "It's not impossible to take you to eat chicken, so let's call me husband, how about I take you to eat chicken?" ”
The beautiful woman pouted, she was dressed in the latest fashion, and she could see that she was an 18 or 9-year-old beautiful girl player, revealing a sweet smile, "Husband, husband, good husband..."
"Well, that's good, good wife, so let's sing me another song [yang], the kind that you want to sing while dancing, and I'll give you a green hat on my head."
"Can I change to another song?" The thought of the lyrics of that song made Sailor Moon retreat in his heart.
"No, it has to be this, hurry up." Xie Lang's muzzle moved to the other party's little head.
"Come on, be happy, there's a lot of time anyway; Come on, pretentious, there's a lot of scenery anyway; Yes; The more I panicked, the more I thought about it, the more panicked I became. ”
The beautiful girl player is dancing and humming a song in her mouth, and the two white and tender little white legs are slender and slender.
If you want the audience to score it, this Lori beautiful girl's little white legs can score 99 points, and 1 point less is for fear of her pride.
"The conscientious anchor paid attention, the anchor ate meat, and also took us to drink soup."
"That's it, it's absolutely true-Lori beautiful girl!"
"After watching, the female player opposite, 100% beautiful girl Lori, super tender and cute, super cute!"
"What should I do, I like this beautiful player so much, anchor, I'll give you a reward of five hundred yuan, be sure to help me get the other party's contact information."
Boom!
Suddenly, at this moment, a gun rang out.
Xie Lang pulled the trigger and shot Sailor Moon in the head.
7 kills!!
What's the situation?
The audience in the live broadcast room was stunned.
"You, you...... Why are you killing me?? Watching the other party kill themselves mercilessly, the Sailor Moon player cried aggrievedly.
He asked himself to call his husband, he called himself, let himself sing and dance, and he did it.
So far, what man hasn't come to kneel and lick himself after hearing his own voice?
But this guy is good, he took advantage of himself and collapsed himself with one shot.
What kind of person?
Who knew that after Xie Lang put away the SKS, he immediately scraped away the level 2 body armor and a few bottles of drinks on the other party's body, and dropped a sentence - I'm sorry, I'm a straight man of steel!
In the live broadcast room, the barrage exploded again.
"It's impossible to flirt with women, and only by killing all female players can you maintain the appearance of the anchor."
"As soon as I came in, I saw the anchor kill a beautiful player,, it's so cool!"
"Sailor Moon: I called you husband and danced for you, why did you kill me, woo woo, where is the most basic trust between people?"
"Tiger Fish Wu Yanzu: I trust you MMP, Lao Tzu is a straight man of steel, and his backhand is to reward you with a bullet!"