Chapter 483: The Correct Use of the Mouth Cannon
Never before did Yi Cheng hate evil villains to the extreme.
Judging from his limited contact with evil villains, although these guys can all be described as "extremely vicious", they are actually very principled in general.
Villain rules such as "you can't attack the main body without blowing up the enemy's armor", "you must watch the animation when transforming", "key battles can only be one-on-one", and so on, these people have followed them and resolutely implemented them, not to mention the customary "battles can only be fought at night".
However, what did these villains learn after becoming saviors?
The world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient!
As the only exception among the Saviors, the Aftercare Division is allowed to be dispatched during the day in the event of a very special situation, but it is limited to aftermath work, and no supernatural abilities can be used, and only the manpower of the Men in Black Damage Control Team and other subsidiary departments and amnestic rewriting devices can be used.
And now that the Olympics are in full swing, this big mess made by the villain is undoubtedly a "very special situation".
For a whole morning, Yi Cheng ran all over the streets and alleys of the imperial capital with the black-clothed men of the damage control team, and the batteries of the amnestics and rewriting devices were replaced by a full six.
And in the end, when this mutant biological invasion incident was fed back into the morning news of various media, it became like this-
"According to the report of the Chaoyang masses, our police officers detected a drug abuse and trafficking case this morning, and controlled more than 20 people involved in the case. It is reported that when the stronghold was broken into, most of the suspects in their 80s and 90s were dressed in strange costumes and openly resisted arrest, shouting "I don't want to be a man!" during the arrest. jojo!", "I have no regrets in my life!" "I am Kami Sama of the New World! "You're killing yourselves! ”、“…… and other threatening remarks. After the incident, the police seized a large number of electronic drugs from the computers at the scene, and the experts concerned called for the treatment of drug addiction to be put on the agenda as soon as possible......
"As a result, this pot can only be carried by us, little brothers and sisters of the post-00s, you can have a snack."
Sitting in the office, Yi Cheng sighed after watching the news, and then picked up the instant noodles.
This morning can be regarded as tired enough for him, he has not slept until now, and after eating this bowl of instant noodles, I am afraid that he will continue to go out to check and fill in the gaps, and strive to deal with all the problems that may be used as handles before the start of the meeting on the second day of the evening.
Thinking of this, Yi Cheng once again ignited his hatred for the evil villain who caused this incident, and by the way, Mi Di, who may also be the mastermind behind the scenes, scolded a bloody dog.
"Dog's Mi Guo Bichi, don't let Lao Tzu grab your handle......"
"I don't know what you're talking about, but ...... I reserve the right to appeal to the General Assembly tonight against your insulting remarks. ”
"Huh?"
Yi Cheng, who had just taken a mouthful of instant noodles into his mouth, looked back at the door of the office in shock.
Standing there, expressionless, the person who said what he just said was none other than the aftermath specialist from the United Nations Messian's Administration, codenamed "Eve".
"What are you doing here...... No, I should say, how do you know about this place? ”
"For the United Nations Savior Administration, the Celestial Empire's Savior Management Office has never been a secret."
The woman who was just shot by Yi Cheng with a mouth cannon yesterday is still wearing the same uniform-style suit and skirt as last night, and the black silk and high heels wrapped around her calves indicate in a sense that she should not be the kind of field savior who is good at fighting, coupled with the identity of the "aftermath handling specialist", Yi Cheng is also generally relieved - he was really worried at first that this woman came over to beat himself.
"Are you here to visit? You can also see, the office is so big, it is outside the office and bedroom of the director of the red mentor, I don't think you have the courage to go in, as for the savior sleeping in the lounge now, so it is inconvenient to visit...... Well, go well, don't send. ”
After explaining the current situation, Yi Cheng picked up the instant noodle bowl again, and just took a large mouthful of noodles, he heard Eve, who was still standing in place, open her mouth in a formulaic tone.
"I'm here for you."
"Poof!"
Before you could swallow a mouthful of noodles, most of them squirted out, and the worst part was that the noodles flew in the direction of Eve.
And this woman obviously didn't expect Yi Cheng's reaction to be so violent, and without noticing, the originally neat black suit and skirt were hung with dotted instant noodle crumbs mixed with saliva and sauce.
"You're ......!"
"You saw it, too, I didn't mean to."
Knowing that he was at a loss, Yi Cheng still had to pretend that his clothes were casual, and casually picked up the rag he usually used to wipe the table and stood up.
"Forget it, who made me reasonable? I'll wipe it clean for you......"
Eve, who was annoyed by Yi Cheng's rude behavior, obviously did not understand the purpose of someone picking up that black mass close to her at the first time, especially her brain circuit was probably completely occupied by anger at the moment, and her understanding of Yi Cheng's Chinese content was also half a beat slower.
Well, one thing that needs to be emphasized here is that from the beginning of this volume to the present, all the cast and crew speak authentic Chinese - who let the story take place in my Great Celestial Empire? It's also time for foreigners to study hard for the sake of Chinese level 4 and 6!
All in all, as the aftermath specialist of the United Nations Savior Administration, Eve herself is of course proficient in Chinese, but non-native speakers have this kind of problem, from entering the auditory system, communicating to the brain, and the brain then translates and converts it into the Chinese language.
So as a result, when she realized that what Yi Cheng just said about "reasoning" was actually just a polite remark, the dirty rag had already been attached to her skirt.
"Take it out of my way!"
Seeing that her custom-made suit, which cost more than 20,000 US dollars just for manual work, was rubbed around with a disgusting dirty rag, Eve was so angry that she didn't even notice that someone touched her thigh.
"Tsk...... This dress must be very expensive. ”
Yi Cheng, who reluctantly withdrew his hand, did not forget to persuade Eve with good intentions while reminiscing.
"We actually have a washing machine in the lounge, you see, if you take it to wash it now, maybe it won't leave a trace......"
"What are you doing!"
"Help you undress...... Didn't I say there's someone sleeping in the lounge, so you can't go in? ”
"Then why can you use the washing machine in the lounge!"
In a hurry, the poor girl from the United States once again found the wrong point of complaining - she actually wanted to say that her suit had to be dry cleaned!
As for who will take off the clothes...... At present, it seems that the two sides are tacit?
"Enough!"
After some senseless entanglement, the annoyed United Nations Aftermath Commissioner finally remembered his intentions before Yi Cheng tore through her last line of defense.
"Total ...... All in all! I accepted Mentor Hong's request to assist you in dealing with the aftermath. In addition, I would like to guide and review your postcare qualifications in the name of the Aftercare Commissioner of the United Nations Savior Administration! ”