Chapter 4: McDells
"I advise you not to touch Penglai, not to mention the threat of that crazy immortal, if you go, you may be targeted by the government! Isn't this a sensitive time? I don't want you two to get in any trouble! As for the return to the ruins...... No one found the ruins of such a big ghost mother's action last time, I guess this thing is really a legend, and there is no such magical place in reality! If I were you, I would never go to sea unprepared for such a small possibility! The sea is a very dangerous place, the wind and waves are together, the wind and rain are together, no matter how strong you are, you will not be able to be the enemy of the world! ”
What Captain Wei San said was something that only their captain knew in the industry, and a lot of information could not be said nonsense in principle, and he also saw the good relationship he had maintained with Ruan Yin for many years, so he warned the two of them, if someone who was not familiar with him came to him to "go to the depths of the Bohai Sea and look for the ruins of Penglai", then our Captain Wei would probably drive people away with a black face!
However, even if he kindly admonished Yan Yuan and Ruan Yin, these two people still didn't listen to the persuasion! After all, the words of the boldness of the artist are the best embodiment of Yan Yuan and Ruan Yin! These two people uphold the spirit of "supporting the bold and starving to the timid", all the way from Rong County to Tanzhou, passing through Lingshan, and then to the capital, and then to the capital, the old emperor Cui Xu was killed by disaster! The two of them don't have any psychological burden on dying - besides, a large part of Wei San's persuasion is that he doesn't want to be an enemy of the government, but now the old emperor Cui Xu, who is eyeing Penglai, has already braided his hair, and it is Cui Ang, one of Yan Yuan's friends, who is about to take the throne, so naturally there will be no problems in this regard!
But in the same way, no matter what Yan Yuan and Ruan Yin said, Wei San would not take them deep into the Bohai Sea! If it was just a detour to take Yan Yuan and the two to Guangzhou, Captain Wei could have agreed!
"What should I do? Aside from Captain Wei, do you have any other way to Jingang? ”
"It's gone." Ruan Yin shrugged, "I have such a stable partner, why should I be exploring new candidates?" You know, I don't necessarily come to Jingang once in five or six years! ”
"Tsk......" Yan Yuan smacked his tongue, then frowned again, and said in a low voice: "To be honest, I feel that there is something wrong......
"Where do you mean?"
"If that mad immortal really left Penglai, then why did Wei San refuse our commission? It was impossible for him not to know that this emperor would be different from the previous one, right? If there is no pressure from the government, no threat from the mad immortals, then what is he afraid of? Yan Yuan pinched his chin, "I feel that this Wei San must have deceived us somewhere...... No matter how bad it is, there is nothing that hasn't been told to us! ”
"Nonsense, people are not your family, why tell you everything?!" Ruan Yin was dismissive of Yan Yuan's words, "It's already interesting that he can tell you so many things!" ”
"That's right......" Yan Yuan wilted suddenly, "Your friend is already very good to you, generally speaking, he can't even say that the government has organized people to go to Penglai." Or shall we forget it? ”
"Are you willing?"
Ruan Yin narrowed his eyes, looked at Yan Yuan's eyes, and asked word by word.
"I'm willing."
Ruan Yin: "??? ”
It turned out that Yan Yuan's face was much thicker than Ruan Yin's, and he said with a big grin: "I didn't have anything to do with Penglai
Interest, I heard you say that you want to go to Penglai in the past two days, and then I temporarily checked the information, it's nothing more than those old things like immortality! Haven't we seen the so-called elixir of life in Lingshan? If you really want to try it, we will go to Lingshan now, I dare to pack a ticket, if you say yes, Sister Canghai will immediately pick up a knife and get on the horse to chop up Grandma Yao, who has turned back into Yao grass, and make soup for you! ”
"Tsk......" Ruan Yin snorted, and said angrily: "I just want to take a look at the legendary Penglai Immortal Island and the desperate situation of returning to the ruins!" How?! Can't you?! The old lady is dying, and she won't let her make a list of wishes one by one?! ”
"......" The corners of Yan Yuan's mouth twitched, and then he sighed, "You said so, am I embarrassed to stop it......"
"Excuse me."
Ruan Yin looked at Yan Yuan, and then said with great certainty, and Yan Yuan quickly nodded in agreement: "That's right! I'm so embarrassed! Let's go! We went straight south from the Grand Canal to meet our parents! Didn't you want to introduce me to your sister? Let's hurry! ”
"Wow yes!! Yan Yuan! If you don't want to go to Penglai with me today, my mother won't let you go to bed today!! ”
"I can't do anything even if I go to bed, and I can't ...... if I don't go Wait a minute?! Did you just book a double room?! You isn't really peeking at my body, are you?! ”
"When...... Of course not!!! ”
These two people began to quarrel on the road shamelessly, probably in the wild for the past few days, especially Ruan Yin has been creating little yellow texts, which directly caused these two mouths to be a little too open-mouthed! At this point, it's too late to slow down! Of course, the faces of these two people are already thick one by one, even if they are pointed at by the passers-by around them, even if they are used as a negative case by parents to educate their children "Don't learn from the brothers and sisters over there", the two of them can continue to talk without changing their faces at all!
But just as the two of them were running off the rails of the train, a passerby suddenly intervened in their conversation.
"That...... I don't know if you two can stop, Penglai, you two just mentioned it, right? ”
A strange voice sounded, every word of this sentence is very round, very magnetic, it only sounds boxy, it is completely the most standard official language, but whether it is the grammatical aspect of word choice and sentence construction, or the tone of the words, there are some subtle errors, which makes Yan Yuan and Ruan Yin, who were accosted, feel a little inexplicable, the two of them subconsciously turned their heads to look in the direction where the voice came from, and then they were stunned in unison.
The two of them saw a tall man, although he was shorter than Wei San, but he was also less than two heads taller than Yan Yuan! But in addition to his height, what attracted more attention to him was his overly fair skin, short blonde hair and a pair of turquoise eyes, and at the same time, he had a long sword pinned to his waist, which was inlaid with many various gems, Yan Yuan didn't know that it was similar to his own gem knife, but it was a simple decorative sword!
- Oh Mom! It's actually a foreign devil?!
Only then did Yan Yuan react to why the other party was in such a tone!
- Is this the legendary translation cavity?!
"Two, Penglai, I want to go too!" The man showed a bright smile at Yan Yuan and Ruan Yin, "I wonder if you can go to Penglai to join me?" ”
"You are?" Yan Yuan frowned, and glanced at the other party cautiously, but the other party seemed much more defenseless, his bright smile did not put away, and at the same time stretched out his hands, handed his right hand to Yan Yuan, and his left hand to Ruan Yin, shook hands with the two of them at the same time, and said at the same time: "I, my name is McDals, and you are called Michaels!" ”
"I have a headache listening to this Chinese." Ruan Yin twitched the corners of his mouth, put his head to Yan Yuan's ear and said a word, then retracted his head, and showed the same bright and gorgeous smile to Mike, "Hello Mike, my name is Ruan Yin." ”
Yan Yuan watched Ruan Yin's Peking Opera-like attitude change, rolled his eyes a little speechlessly, and said the same: "Yan Yuan." ”
"Ahh Miss Nguyen! Mr. Yan! Hello! Hello! McDals nodded, and then said with great enthusiasm: "I like your culture in China very much!" I heard about Penglai from a local old man before, so I wanted to go to Penglai to meet the legendary immortals! But I asked several captains, and they didn't want to take me to Penglai! I don't know if there is any way for the two of you to go to Penglai and take me?! ”
Yan Yuan raised his hand and rubbed his eyebrows, and then also put his face to Ruan Yin's ear and said softly: "I have a headache when I hear this Chinese......"
"What then?"
"But I've heard that foreigners are stupid and easy to fool with money, I'll try it......"
"Interesting, I'll help you ......"
The pair of adulterers and adulteresses got together and quickly ended the exchange, Yan Yuan turned his head, looked at Mike in front of him with a smile, and said slowly: "The two of us are very happy to be able to help you, Mr. Mike!" And with all due respect, Mr. Mack, you can't find a boatman who dares to take risks in Daliang! ”
"What do you mean?"
"Did you get straight to the point about your purpose? Are you going to pay the market price? Is it your first time in Jingang? ”
"That's right! That's right! That's right! Oh, my God! Mr. Yan Yuan, how did you know? Mike exclaimed, "Can't you do this in mainland China?!" ”
"Of course it's fine, but because there's something special about what you're trying to do, you can't succeed." Yan Yuan snorted, "I'll teach you, in China Daliang, most people don't dare to take risks!" If you want someone to do something special and dangerous, you either deceive them and don't tell them your purpose......"
"Huh? How can this be?! ”
"Don't worry, if you don't want to deceive the other party...... Well, then you have to go the other way - either you know people in the industry and get the relationship done, or you pay many times the money and impress the other party with money! Yan Yuan snapped his fingers, "These two things sometimes have to be done at the same time...... In other words, you have to have a relationship and spend many times as much money! I don't know Mr. Mack, do you have connections and money? ”
"I ...... I have money! But I don't care......"
"It's okay, I have a relationship, as long as you pay enough money......" Yan Yuan lowered his voice, "The two of us can take you on the road!" ”
"Ahh Yan Yuan, you are such a good person! Thank you so much! ”
- This kid...... How did you arrive safely in Jingang? Is it true that he will not be abducted on the way?
For some reason, Yan Yuan was suddenly filled with guilt.
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