Mentor Hong's bad taste, Yi Cheng has always been deeply aware of.

Whether it's daily flirtation or the quiet black belly, since joining the savior management office of this mysterious appearance and inner comics, Yi Cheng, a newcomer in the workplace, has been deeply affected by it, and a series of experiences have been summed up, and it is not an exaggeration to use it as a model for newcomers in the workplace.

But ...... Although he had underestimated the female director's discipline as much as possible, he still didn't expect that this woman had reached such a point of madness.

It's just a shell for you to add to the AI...... It's okay if you make such an unreliable Lori.,Do you want to kill 800 enemies and lose 1,000 and fifteen so frustrated!

Yi Cheng can even imagine that he may have completely lost the ability to flirt with his sister in the future - has anyone ever seen someone who takes his daughter out to flirt with his sister? And my daughter's appearance is probably enough to crush most girls on the street!

What's so ...... Sure enough, he is forcing people to change jobs and make his daughter a ghost father! Right!

Ah Cheng ...... What are you thinking? ”

While taking the towel back and carefully wiping the little girl with soy milk on her face, Fang Fang Jingjing also noticed Yi Cheng's contemplative expression.

"Nothing...... I was just thinking, why don't you just name this little girl Ellie. ”

"Ellie? Elle? ”

Fang Fang was silent for a moment, and then laughed shallowly.

"Ah Cheng, you are really sweet."

"Huh? What's wrong with me? ”

"Look, Ellie...... Isn't this saying that the child's mother is a girl with the word 'Li' in her name? ”

Speaking of this, Fang Fang quietly suddenly snorted in surprise.

"Ah, is it possible for you to be Cheng...... Do you already have a love for the police lady downstairs? ”

“…… That's not the case! ”

Yi Cheng, who was completely defeated by his girlfriend's thinking circuit, could only forcibly hold the newborn robot Abu from the table after eating breakfast...... Ah no, it should be the mechanical Lori "Ellie" who ran away.

"Be a good father, Cheng!"

Vaguely heard the earnest call of his girlfriend in the living room and almost hit his head on the door frame, then, for the time being, the bedroom where the crystal lived was recaptured and locked the door, as a secret room for conversation, Yi Cheng viciously slammed the little guy in his hand on the bed.

"Tell me, what the hell did the Red Mentor send you to do!"

“……”

The little girl raised a pair of dead fish eyes and glanced at Yi Cheng.

"Follow you and protect you. And in return, you'll need to help me recover my lost memories. ”

After speaking, the little guy lay on his back and closed his eyes directly.

"I'm sleepy, I'm going to sleep."

"Are you here to protect me or to destroy my family and my life? Anyway, you're a robot that sleeps your sister! ”

"I'm an artificial intelligence, not a robot."

"Don't confuse me with the basics here! Do you really think that Lao Tzu is a gentleman and will not beat you! ”

The angry Yi Cheng unceremoniously grabbed the edge of the plaid skirt and directly lifted the little girl who was lying flat.

That's right! This woman must have been planning for a long time! Not only did he make that kind of excessive setting on the appearance, but he also prepared the clothes in advance, and the most important thing is that this kind of behavior of deliberately designing the appearance to be cute and harmless but implanting a lethal program on the inside, isn't it clear that it is plagiarizing the design concept of Charlotte Meow!

This series of acts clearly shows that they are all infringements that make decisions without the consent of the parties! In ancient times, it was to be immersed in a pig cage!

All right...... Putting aside the ancient use of the criminal law of immersion in pig cages, at least for now, if Yi Cheng's behavior falls into the eyes of outsiders, fifteen days of detention will probably be light.

Under the skirt that was lifted because of the rollover, the little guy was round and white and raw. The shares were naturally exposed, and it was not until this moment that Yi Cheng knew that he had jumped into the pit that the red mentor had dug for himself.

The woman...... Even the skirt is ready, but the panties inside are not prepared!

"Oops."

Compared with Yi Cheng's panicked face, the dead fish-eyed little Ellie seemed extraordinarily calm, except for a sincere, prolonged but emotionless "oops", there was no sense of being bullied at all.

"Ah, I'm going to fall and I'm going to have someone spank it. shares to get up. ”

"What the hell is this?"

Iseung, who was hovering on the brink of perverts and criminals, went crazy at the time.

"In this machine setting, work on specific parts can make the body get more energy, which can extend the battery life."

"Charge it and give me the socket obediently plugged into the socket! Don't mess around with energy conversion features! ”

"Reminder, this body does not have an external charging interface, and can only be charged by directly injecting energy substances into the body."

Note...... Inject? ”

Yi Cheng looked at the little guy who said this kind of thing in an extremely calm tone with a confused expression.

"I feel a significant increase in your breathing, heart rate, and body temperature - logically inferred, you misunderstand the way you inject it."

"It's the words you say from beginning to end that are simply trying to mislead others!"

"I see, although it arouses the corresponding impulse, the content and sound fluctuations of the language unit cannot cause subsequent reactions and actions?"

The little one shook his calf, and then Isei heard a strange sound coming out of her mouth.

"Daddy...... Please...... Please don't...... Don't plug in there! Babble! ”

How much messy useless content did the woman stuff into this little body!

……

Five minutes later.

"Crystal, please do me a favor."

Coming to the living room, Yi Cheng, who was weak, sat down on the sofa with a helpless look and made a request to the sleepy girl opposite.

"What's the matter?"

The crystal who opened his eyes tilted his head and looked at Yi Cheng, and naturally asked.

"Help me go downstairs and ask Fang Fang to be quiet, and bring a few pairs of children's underwear back by the way when I go grocery shopping in the evening."

"Oh."

Crystal nodded, closing her eyes again.

"Would you like to buy more? It's also troublesome if it is torn all the time. ”

"Well, that's fine...... Wait a minute! What do you mean by 'It's troublesome if it's always torn!' ”

"It's a joke."

Facing Yi Cheng, who jumped up like a spring directly from the sofa, Crystal calmly held up a book next to Yi Cheng.

"I don't have anything to do, so I want to try to learn this."

After staring at the title of "How to Be Humorous" for a long time, Yi Cheng sat back down on the couch with a dejected expression.

So let's just say...... This kind of joke is really not funny at all!