In the darkness, the little Taoist priest couldn't move the slightest. Can only obediently, listen.

When he heard it, Xu Ruoxue exclaimed: "The lady's outfit is so attractive." ”

When he heard it, Xiao Xi Shi shyly said, "Lang Jun don't want to look at it again." No, don't stare at the slave family. ”

He heard Xu Ruoxue play the piano. In the sound of the piano, the laughing Shih Tzu danced.

Dancing and dancing, I saw that the clothes as thin as cicada's wings floated to the ground. First, a plain white light shirt. Again, the water-green middle coat. In the end, a bright red belly pocket fell to the little Taoist's hand.

Xu Ruoxue's piano was messed up.

After dancing a few more times, Xiao Xi Shi finally let out a "sigh" and fell into Xu Ruoxue's arms, panting and shouting: "Lang Jun has mercy on me, Lang Jun has mercy on me!" ”

Then, it's the sound of "tsk"!

I went, and I kissed it. Ahh This wicked woman, she actually came for real! She actually came to her own face, no, in front of her own ears, for real!

At this moment, the little Taoist priest was surprisingly angry, but also, surprisingly, excited!

Think about it, are they two beauties, or two stunning beauties, one of them is still his own wife!

I'll go, damn it! Don't you want to be so exciting!

More exciting, here!

With a bang*, the embroidery bed swayed.

Then, the sound of the struggle of the bed, the coquettish moaning of the woman, and the panting of the "man" were close at hand, and the sound was in the ears!

The little Taoist priest was invinciblely angry and unbeatably excited. There was only one thought in his mind: I will divorce this wicked woman. Before I divorce this wicked woman, I will definitely take her out of my anger fiercely!

Damn it!

After a long period of tossing, the little Taoist priest under the bed couldn't stand it, and the laughing Xi Shi on the bed couldn't stand it anymore. The Oiran lady couldn't care less about being shy, and shouted anxiously: "Lang Jun, hurry, hurry up to the slave family, hurry." ”

Xu Ruoxue was still a little conscious, she gasped and said, "Let me extinguish this red candle." ”

Xiao Xi Shi couldn't wait, and shouted: "Lang Jun don't, hurry!" In his voice, there was a cry.

Xu Ruoxue got up and connected her fingers. After a few wisps of wind, the room was completely dark.

Just as she heard the critical moment, she did more, and the little Taoist priest was furious. When he was angry, a strong pull came, and he couldn't help himself and flew out from under the bed. Then he felt a hand hit him a few times, and all his strength was suddenly restored!

The little Taoist priest didn't understand what was going on, and then he pushed it vigorously, and he couldn't help himself, he flew in the air and flew to the embroidery bed.

His body fell, and he was sinking into a warm and soft mass! Immediately, a pair of hands hugged him tightly. A pair of feet, wrapped around him deadly.

In the midst of the lightning and fire, the little Taoist priest finally understood the evil woman's plan. She was, she thought so.

But at this time, does he still have a choice?

The little Taoist priest let out an earth-shattering tiger roar in his heart.

His body, pressed down hard!

……

After venting all the grievances, depression and anger in these days, the little Taoist priest hugged Xiao Xi Shi, who had fallen asleep next to him, only to feel that life is full of surprises!

When he was reminiscing, a person in the dark stepped forward and smiled at Xi Shi's body a little. Then, the fire fold is lit.

Xu Ruoxue, who was still dressed in men's clothes, lit the red candle, and took a few careful glances at the shy little Taoist priest and the defenseless smiling Xi Shi, and her eyes were red.

She hissed, "Dead Daoist, you let her lose it three times, you have to let me lose it at least five times." Otherwise, I will be light and light. ”

After speaking, her body was pressed down fiercely!

……

The sky is bright.

When the little Taoist priest opened his eyes, he only felt that his back hurt.

For the first time in my life, I tasted backache.

Last night, it was crazy.

He first destroyed Xiao Xi Shi to death, and then was crippled to death by Xu Ruoxue in men's clothing. He was not convinced, he was anti-guest-oriented, and then urged Xu Ruoxue, who died in women's clothing. In the end, he was still angry, and in front of Xu Ruoxue, he was crippled again, and he was "dead" Xiao Xi Shi!

In this life, he has never been so indulgent, and as a result, his back hurts.

After a while, Xu Ruoxue* in her arms woke up.

The little Taoist priest glared at her fiercely, this stunning beauty who was extremely amorous when she first woke up.

But as soon as this beauty spoke, it was a male voice, she stared at her, and shouted: "What are you staring at, dead Taoist!" ”

As soon as the man's voice said it, all the courage in the little Taoist's heart immediately disappeared: "Hmph, look at the good things you have done!" ”

He wanted to say viciously, with some momentum. But after hearing his delicate voice, well, all his courage was gone.

Xu Ruoxue glanced at him: "Yes, the good things I did allowed you to hug left and right and sleep together." What's the matter, you're still not satisfied? ”

The little Taoist priest smiled bitterly: "Don't dare!" ”

Xu Ruoxue pointed at Xi Shi and smiled: "Hmph, the woman I worked so hard to hook up with, but I brought it to you to enjoy, so that you can enjoy all the blessings." Is there a better lady in this world than me? ”

The little Taoist priest was stunned when he heard it, and thought about it carefully, this statement is reasonable, it makes sense, it is simply the truth of heaven and earth!

If such a beauty as Xi Shi laughs, if she goes out in person, she will definitely return home. has his own wife out of the horse, hooked to the bed first, and then let him eat, what else is he not satisfied with?

So the little Taoist priest continued to smile bitterly: "That's that!" ”

Xu Ruoxue glared: "It's good to know my goodness." It's dawn, why don't you go down obediently? ”

Well, the little Taoist touched his nose and got back under the bed.

Hey, a moment ago, I was still on the soft embroidery bed, hugging left and right, sleeping together, and enjoying the beauty of the world. At this moment, he was lying on the cold ground like a thief.

There are no more ups and downs in life than this!

This lie is a few hours.

I heard that Xiao Xi Shi, who was completely conquered by Xu Ruoxue's heart and then completely conquered by the little Taoist, woke up with Xu Ruoxue's endless obsession and endless greasy.

The little Taoist priest under the bed rolled his eyes when he heard it: I'll go, you're my woman! Why are you clinging to my other woman like this?

This was not easy, and when Xu Ruoxue laughed and Xi Shi went downstairs, the little Taoist priest was about to get up, but he heard footsteps, and it was the maid who came to tidy up.

Listening to the screams of the maids, the little Taoist priest was very proud in his heart: That is, don't look at who I am, the pure and pure Yang body, it is rare to meet in a hundred years!

At this moment, he even forgot the pain in his waist.

It's a pity that he didn't have to be proud for long.

Because the battlefield was too "tragic", it was naturally difficult for the maids to tidy up. After the room was restored to its former spotlessness, a long time passed.

Finally waited until there was no one in the room, and as soon as the little Taoist priest got out of his head, he heard footsteps, but he came back with a smile.

The little Taoist priest could only obediently retract his head.

After such a delay, it was lunchtime.

On the embroidery bed, Xiao Xi Shi snuggled in Xu Ruoxue's arms, and said softly: "This is the preserved golden thread fruit of the Li family in Huzhou, it is delicious, and the slave family likes it very much." When I came to Jiazhou this time, I brought three small boxes, but this is the last box. Lang Jun, open your mouth, ah! ”

Xu Ruoxue finished eating: "Well, it's great, but after eating, I'm a little thirsty." ”

Xiao Xi Shi said angrily: "Bad Langjun! ”

He took the wine glass himself, drank it in one gulp, and then fed Xu Ruoxue to drink it mouth-to-mouth.

These two people are in love there, and it seems that they can never finish a meal. But it's bitter, the little Taoist priest under the bed.

Last night's gut battle, a battle is a night. After that, he did not drink a drop of water, and did not eat a drop of rice. At this moment, how hungry is it, the chest is against the back? That is, colic in the abdomen, dizziness, and even breathing, there is no breath.

At this time, when I smell it again, the sweet smell of preserved fruit and the tempting aroma of chicken thighs, how can I bear it?

The little Taoist priest was thinking about whether to climb out and grab something to eat first. But he didn't watch out, and his stomach "gurgled".

This voice startled Xiao Xi Shi, and she was surprised: "Hey, it seems that there is someone under the bed." ”

This sound also shocked Xu Ruoxue. She only thought that the little Taoist priest had already left, but she didn't know that she was still hiding under this bed. Hey, I've been hungry for so long, but I'm glad I'm still alive.

Seeing that Xi Shi leaned over and was about to look under the bed, Xu Ruoxue hurriedly smiled bitterly and said, "Lady, but I am so hungry." ”

She smiled wickedly: "The lady doesn't want to think about it, how hard it took me to feed the lady last night." The lady is full, my belly, but I'm really hungry. ”

Xiao Xi Shi was ashamed when he heard it, and after a period of coquettishness, he naturally forgot everything about looking under the bed.

The two of them were flirting there, but the little Taoist priest was so angry that he gritted his teeth. Xu Ruoxue is also really, knowing that her husband is hungry, she doesn't want to think of a way. When he was scolding in his heart, he saw a chicken leg rolling off the bed, and then Xu Ruoxue's foot was gently kicked, and it fell right on his mouth.

The little Taoist priest picked it up and saw that the chicken legs were covered with dust, and his heart was even more angry: "Hmph, I'm not called Huazi, how can I accept such food?" ”

My heart was still ruthless, but I smelled a strong fragrance in my nose. Involuntarily, the little Taoist priest bit it away, and without even wiping off the dust, he bit half of it.

He didn't dare to make a sound and ate carefully. Then he moved his position and let his mouth be aimed at Xu Ruoxue's feet. Looking forward to it, another chicken leg flew into the air.

Hey, where is a little meat enough? It's okay not to eat it, but after eating it, I feel even hungrier.

This is the end of stealing incense and stealing jade!

Dengzi, if you really can't do it.

……

With Xu Ruoxue's help, the little Taoist priest finally fled.

Back at the inn, after a big meal, the little Taoist priest fell asleep.

When he woke up, Xu Ruoxue was lying beside him, looking at him with a smile.

Looking at her, the little Taoist priest had a complicated feeling in his heart. I really don't know if I should praise her for being considerate of her husband and being a model for his wife in the world; should still scold her, be bold and reckless, and lose the face of women in the world.

After struggling for a while, the little Taoist priest could only sigh and ask, "That Xiao Xi Shi, how do you plan to settle it?" ”