Chapter Thirty-Eight: History of Magic Lesson
Jerry walked briskly into the classroom, counting from the doorway to the right, and there were a total of three districts full of people.
He glanced at the magic clock hanging on the classroom wall: the hands on it stopped at "Student Break" and rolled half a block to "History of Magic Lesson". He breathed a sigh of relief, thankfully he wasn't late.
"Jerry—here!" From the corner of her left hand came Bonnie's shout. She sat in the second seat in the fifth row of the aisle on the left side of the classroom, waving to him.
Jerry looked down at his shoes and walked quickly and lightly to sit down next to Bonnie.
He sat down and stroked his chest, leaning into the aisle, looking even more nervous.
"I'm glad you weren't late." Bonnie said happily.
"I thought it was too early." Jerry smiled.
Bonnie pursed her lips and smiled, lowering her voice, "If you're late, someone will be going to reprimand you later." ”
"Who?"
"Who else, the 'dead face' professor."
"Dead Face Professor?" Jerry was stunned.
"Stupid, I'm talking about Punpu. His face was the same as a dead corpse, and I heard that no one had ever seen him laugh more than three times in a whole year. ”
"Where did you hear that, could it be your dad again?"
That's what the older students are talking about. Bonnie lowered her voice.
"Ahem!" There was a low coughing sound.
Professor Wood King, who taught the history of magic class, walked in in a crumpled brown suit.
"Ahem! Uh, that, that-" Wood King cleared his throat.
"You guys, how are you!" Professor Wood King stammered.
"Hello Professor Wood!" There was a chaotic sound all around.
"Look at his hair!"
"Haha, where does he have hair?"
"And his pants, they're crumpled into a rag!"
Professor Wood King wears a pair of half-crescent glasses.
He stood on the podium, his eyes rolling around, searching the crowd below.
"Today, today is our first day, first day, first day—" He said this, paused, and cleared his throat.
Bonnie quietly elbowed Jerry, and she snickered, and Jerry held back a burst of laughter and blushed.
"I heard that Professor Wood King's hair was shaved off by a history of magic book during a history of magic class." Bonnie laughed at this.
She paused, trying not to laugh, "The name of that book is 'The Magicians and Elves on Flight,' and it's about the history of the magicians and the wanderings of a group of elves. ”
"At that time, Prince Chiron had not yet conquered the continent, and some elves were homeless in the magical war, looking for shelter everywhere, and no tribe was willing to take them in, so some elves dressed up as humans to look for work on the streets, and among them there was an elf called 'bald monsters'."
"They must lose all their hair before they reach adulthood, and they often feel inferior because of this, and some bald monsters go to work as barbers, often holding hair shavers, and when giving people haircuts, they fantasize that they have thick hair, and often mistakenly cut some thick-haired customers into bald heads, so they are often spurned by people, and later-"
As she spoke, Bonnie heard a loud bang.
The students sighed, and their eyes all looked at the door.
"Neil Kaka!" Jerry and Bonnie were shocked at the same time.
"Come here, Neil—" Jerry whispered, "why are you here now, you're late!" ”
Neil was stunned, smiled a little embarrassedly, and tiptoed to Jerry's place with a steaming pot in his hand.
"Stop!" Professor Wood King suddenly exclaimed.
Jerry covered his face, he knew Neil was going to suffer.
"Please come on stage, Neil Kaka!" Professor Wood King said, "Please introduce your pot to everyone!" What material is it made of, and - its history! And - why you are so bold to bring it here! ”
"Who gave you the courage to come to class with a pot!"
Neil swallowed, turned slowly, smiled awkwardly, and walked up to the podium with his legs filled with lead.
"Neil Kaka! Don't you know it's the first magic lesson! ”
"It's Professor Wood King, the best grumpy in the class!"
"Neil Kaka! 30 points will be deducted from the land system! Wood King said angrily.
"Professor Wood King!" Neil wanted to argue, "I just, just a little late......"
Professor Wood King glanced at the magic clock on the wall, the hands of which had just stopped a little past the "History of Magic lesson".
"Oh! Okay, the points will be waived for the time being, but you have to go to the 'Laughing Room' penalty station, Neil Kaka, magic class is not something you can desecrate, oh yes, you need to know what you're doing, what you're here for, yes, that's it, go to the 'Laughing Room' to breathe! “
"I'm not going, let me go to the 'laughing room', you might as well deduct my points, Professor Wood King!" Neil exclaimed.
"What is he talking about? He wants us to deduct points! ”
"Damn it, Neil Kaka! He should bear it on his own! ”
"The earth department has been deducted 50 points, and then 30 points have been deducted, we can't catch up with other departments at all!"
"What does Neil Kaka want to do? He won't be like Xiaoer, he can't get along with everyone! ”
Behind Jerry, there were several earth students whispering.
"Quiet, quiet!" Professor Wood King slammed the table and shouted.
"Hoglais doesn't wronged a good student, and he doesn't miss a trickster!"
A shrill voice rang out from the seats in the middle row.
- Pullie Howley clasped his hands to his chest and looked at Neil with a smug expression.
Neil was so angry that he cursed twice, "Grandma's, Lee." ”
"Pullie Howley is right! Neil Kaka, let's go to the 'Laughing Room'! Professor Wood King emphasized.
He paused, took off his crescent-shaped glasses, and scanned his surroundings with a serious gaze.
"You don't have to go to class in the afternoon, it's in Professor Wood King's magic class, not in the Colosseum!"
A smile flashed across Professor Wood King's lips, "You don't think it's too much to go to the 'Laughing Room' for an afternoon, right?" Neil Kaka? ”
Professor Wood King's body changed, his nose suddenly became high and crooked, and his two eyes, which could never wake up, became sharp, and became sharper than those of an owl.
Jerry was taken aback, and all the students were stunned.
"Professor Punpu!" "How is Punp!" "It's incredible!"
Professor Wood King, who turned out to be bald and dressed in crumpled clothes, suddenly became Professor Punpu in a black robe and with short to medium hair.
Neil's eyes widened, and his hand holding the pot trembled, "Ben—Professor Punpu." ”
Professor Lamp stepped down and glanced around, seeing the surprise in everyone's eyes, he raised his voice and pointed his wand at Neil, who blushed and waited for him to reprimand.
"Professor Wood King is sick, and I'll do this history of magic lesson." Punpu emphasized.
"No - the best-grumpy Professor Wood King Jr. of all time turned into Professor Punpu with a 'dead face'? Did I hear me right? ”
Bonnie let out a low sigh of surprise, shrugged her shoulders and made a look of lovelessness.
"Neil is finished!" Bonnie whispered, "The 'Laughing Room' is a place that is hard to describe, it's not human!" Last time, I heard that a few senior students were locked up in the 'laughing room' for making mistakes, and when they came out, they were all laughing silly. Bonnie explained.
"What the hell is the 'Laughing Room'?" Jerry wondered.
"When Neil returns, ask him yourself, huh-" Bonnie smirked.
"Jerry, we can't afford to make any mistakes, don't let Prunp get the hang of it." Bonnie reminded him, "The 'Dead Face' is coming towards you. Bonnie let out a low cough.
Jerry turned to see Professor Lamp standing motionless like a statue on his elbow.
Only half a step away from the black robe that Lamp was wearing was about to touch his elbow.
"Jerry Jr., it's a shame to talk in class." Prune said with a straight face.
He glanced at Jerry, walked past him with his wand in his hand, and circled around the last row of the room, returning to the podium with a cage covered in a black cloth in his hand.
Bonnie covered her mouth and let out a scream in her heart.
"Oops! My white mouse! The quill caught between Bonnie's fingers, and she inadvertently ripped the feather off.
She muttered, "Jerry, it's over, the 'dead face' is definitely going to punish me, I'm really careless!" ”
"What's wrong?" Before Jerry could finish his sentence, he felt a cold gaze come from his left hand.
He immediately closed his mouth, looked at the desktop, and suddenly felt that the horizontal and vertical carvings there were particularly beautiful.
"Come up and claim it yourself!" Punpu said, and picked open the black cloth with his wand.
"Squeak!" Bonnie's white rat jumped around in the cage, shaking the cage to a rock.
Professor Lamp was surprised, picked up the cage with a look of disgust, and asked, "Who's!" ”
"I-my!" Bonnie raised her hand and shouted, her face flushed, and she stood up.
"Bonnie Eliza, you haven't forgotten the rules for entering and leaving the classroom, have you?" Professor Run lowered the cage.
He came from between the aisles, five steps, four steps, three steps......
"No pets and any non-study-related appliances are allowed in the classroom." He paused deliberately, and looked at the pot in Neil's hand, "You and Neil Kaka, go to the 'laughing room' together in the afternoon to think about it!" ”
"N-Professor Punpu!" Bonnie raised her hand and said bitterly, "According to the course rules, today was supposed to be Professor Wood King's class, and you used magic to deceive us without authorization, shouldn't you say something for us?" ”
She's really not afraid! Jerry thought to himself: Bonnie really dared to confront the 'dead face'.
Punpu's serious face darkened, he had indeed used magic to hide from his students.
"If we had known in advance that you were here for this lesson, I would never have brought my white mouse here to find death!"
Bonnie paused, "But—you deceived us and kept us all in the dark, according to Hoglais's Professorship Handbook, Article 385—teachers are not allowed to use magic to teach anything other than to tease students, or they will deduct 100 points from their teaching points." ”
Jerry was stunned by Bonnie's exclamation, and Larry and Amy sat in their seats, frowning as if they were hearing this kind of rule for the first time.
Neil's eyes widened, and the corners of his mouth gradually showed a smile, and he was amazed in his heart: I didn't expect Eliza, a stinky girl, to know a lot, evil door......
"Professor Punpu, there is such a provision in the "Professorship Handbook", right?" Bonnie smiled, looking confident.
"And, as far as I know, Article 405 of the Professorial Handbook emphasizes that professors will be treated equally if they make mistakes, and they will go to the 'laughing room' with the students to punish them, and I hope I am not mistaken."
There was a lot of discussion at the scene, everyone said a word, chattered, and the magic class soon became lively.
"Bonnie Eliza, you're very clever, but—" Professor Lamp pulled a book out of his sleeve and took a step closer to her, "It's a pity that this rule has been removed from this year's Professorship Handbook!" With that, he threw the Professorial Handbook on Bonnie's desk.