Chapter 23: Comics
The taxi was still moving, and after more than ten minutes, Fan Chen found that the taxi was not on the highway and was still driving on this abandoned path, so Fan Chen said:
"Brother, you don't plan to take us around in circles, the fare is calculated by the meter, you take us around like this, don't you want to charge us thousands of yuan for the fare?"
"Drive back to Lao Tzu immediately, what's special, I didn't expect to take a taxi for the first time, and I met a black-hearted driver, grass!" Fan Chen scolded Xiao Liuzi.
"Boy, what's the matter, you're so crazy? Do you know who Lao Tzu is? Xiao Liuzi pointed to Fanchen's nose, tilted his head, and said proudly.
"Who are you? Isn't it awesome? Lao Tzu wants to kill you, there are 10,000 ways. "Fanchen can't stand it anymore, after all, he is the king of Fanchen, and when it comes to pretending to be compared, Fanchen has always only recognized the first.
"What's special, this kid is so good, he deserves to be a rich man, it seems that what the boss said is true, those rich people's sons, each of them is so lawless." Xiao Liuzi looked at the arrogant mortal dust, and he was a little cowardly when he thought about it in his heart.
"Yo, you kid is amazing, you have the ability to get out of the car and compare with Lao Tzu!" Xiao Liuzi was also a little scared, after all, he often listened to Brother Long, those rich people's sons and daughters often messed around, and those rich people were basically black and white, so Xiao Liuzi was ready to let them go.
However, Xiao Liuzi was also a little unable to pull down, so he wanted to have a competition with Fan Chen, and when the time came, he let Fan Chen a little bit, so that Fan Chen could win him by luck, and then, he could let Fan Chen and them leave, after all, Fan Chen They are now alert, and it is impossible for him to get Fan Chen and them over.
After all, he has only one person, and Fanchen has two people, as long as one person calls the police, his little sixth son's life will be over.
"Okay, it's better than that, don't think you're big, I'm afraid of you." Fan Chen looked at Xiao Liuzi, who was half a head taller than him, and didn't hesitate at all, and directly agreed.
If you go it alone, Fan Chen really didn't fear anyone, one person singled out ten ordinary gangsters, Fan Chen also tried, although Fan Chen was injured, but the ten gangsters were more seriously injured.
Subsequently, Xiao Liuzi parked the taxi on the side of the road, and they all got out of the car, and then, Xiao Liuzi said:
"You wait a while, my eldest brother said that you have to do a warm-up exercise before fighting."
Then, Xiao Liuzi took out his mobile phone and played accompanying music, and as the music sounded, Xiao Liuzi put on a domineering pose......
"The ninth set of broadcast gymnastics, start now, stand still, walk ........."
"Damn, is this guy a tease? How did you start the ninth set of radio gymnastics? also said that it was taught by his eldest brother, and it seems that his eldest brother is also a comic ......" Fan Chen looked at Xiao Liuzi, who was doing the ninth set of broadcast gymnastics, and thought speechlessly.
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On the other side, Brother Long suddenly sneezed, and then, Brother Long said narcissistically:
"Well, it seems that some little sister is thinking about me again. Gotta get down to business and get back to exercising. ”
"Boss, why hasn't the little sixth son come yet? I'm thankful for all the flowers I've been waiting for. Xiao Er said, a little impatient.
"What's the matter, you think this is fighting the landlord, cheer up Lao Tzu, and as soon as Xiao Liuzi's car comes, you will surround me, the fourth, you are responsible for rushing up and robbing their communication tools, the seventh, the ninth, the two of you are responsible for holding people down." Brother Long commanded.
Then, Brother Long lay bored in the car again, humming an incomprehensible song with his eyes closed, self-absorbed.
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On the other side, Fan Chen and them here, Fan Chen looked at Xiao Liuzi, who was working hard to do the ninth set of broadcast gymnastics, and was already impatient, and then, Fan Chen said:
"Hey, okay, no, how do you work so hard, your actions are much more standardized than those elementary school students, I think, at your level, you can run to the elementary school and become a physical education teacher."
"Soon, it's okay right away, you wait, my eldest brother said, this warm-up exercise, you can't be sloppy at all, otherwise, it will be yourself who will suffer when the time comes."
"Brother, don't you do warm-up exercises? If you want to do warm-up exercises, you can also play accompaniment. Xiao Liuzi said seriously.
Looking at Xiao Liuzi's stupid comparison, Fan Chen felt that talking to him again was lowering his IQ, so Fan Chen didn't talk anymore, closed his eyes directly, and ignored Xiao Liuzi.
"Well, why do you and my eldest brother like to close our eyes?" Xiao Liuzi's doubtful voice reached Fan Chen's ears again.
"Damn, it's endless, and it's still going to be beaten? If you don't fight, Lao Tzu will leave, specially, I don't know which mental hospital to run out of such a brain-dead. ”
Fan Chen was directly driven away by Xiao Liuzi, and then, Fan Chen didn't talk nonsense, and directly pulled Xiaoyu and went back.
"Oh, wait, why are you leaving, is it that the radio gymnastics I do is not standard enough? Don't worry, I'll fix it next time, really! Xiao Liuzi was also anxious all of a sudden, after all, he hadn't forgotten that he was doing radio gymnastics, and he was doing warm-up exercises, and doing warm-up exercises was to prepare for a fight.
"I'm done, I can start, don't go!" Xiao Liuzi said and chased after him.
Fan Chen let go of Xiaoyu, turned around, and said to Xiao Liuzi:
"Okay then, let's start, you make a move, I'm afraid that as soon as I make a move, you won't have a chance." Fan Chen carried his hands behind his back and looked up at the sky, looking like a martial arts master in a TV series.
Looking at the appearance of Fan Chen, Xiao Liuzi thought in his heart:
"Looks so powerful, shouldn't I admit defeat?"
After thinking for a while, Xiao Liuzi said:
"Forget it, I'm not your opponent, I admit defeat, let's go!"
After saying that, Xiao Liuzi turned around and walked towards his taxi.
"What's special, just now Lao Tzu wants to go, he is not allowed to go alive or dead, and now he has just finished the warm-up exercise, he looks at Lao Tzu's momentum, and he is directly scared away, what is this special thing called? Alas, it seems that I met a guy who ran out of a mental hospital! ”
Looking at Xiao Liuzi who was leaving, thinking about Xiao Liuzi's stupid appearance, Fan Chen sighed.
Afterwards, Fan Chen said to Xiaoyu:
"Xiaoyu, it looks like I have to walk back now, alas, how did I meet a stupid driver!"
"It's okay, I'm so happy with Brother Fanchen, that guy was so fun just now, hahahaha!" Xiaoyu said with a smile.
"Okay, let's walk back, it's about a three-hour walk, I used to work here, and I basically ran home, and if I run, it only takes more than an hour." Fan Chen said.
"Wow, Brother Fanchen, you're too powerful, hehe, you have to walk back with me, you can't run alone." Xiaoyu said in a surprised tone.
"Don't worry, how could I leave you, go, just take it as an outing, walk back slowly, and relax your mood, which is also pretty good, after all, working all day and night is also quite annoying." Fan Chen shook his head as he spoke.
"Okay, let's go out on an outing! I haven't been out for a long time. Xiaoyu said, also excited.
"Okay, let's go, while walking, look at the scenery." Fan Chen said, slowly walking back with Xiaoyu.