Chapter 215: People sit at home, and the pot comes from heaven

Xu Jingjing felt a chord in her heart, and plucked up the courage to talk.

"Excuse me......"

Before he finished speaking, the person in front of him immediately moved.

I saw him wave his hand and make a waiting gesture to himself, but his eyes were still firmly fixed on the phone screen.

Xu Jingjing opened her mouth, it was indeed a little rude to interrupt so rashly, she had to swallow the next words back into her stomach and shift her attention to the video played on her mobile phone.

Well...... This video looks like a dancing video, and the background is a school classroom, what is this cute little girl singing? Look at the appearance of this eleven or twelve-year-old...... Should it be an elementary school student? Looking at the way this little girl is working hard, what should she be singing......

So what exactly is being sung?

Could it be "Everyone Rejoices Together"? Or "Where Are You Going, Dad"? Or "The Little Girl Picking Mushrooms"?

Are these childish nursery rhymes good?

And how well can a primary school student sing?

Glancing at the earplugs worn by the male god in her mind, she suddenly thought of a good idea that could not only listen to songs, but also shorten the distance between the two of them.

Thinking of this, she didn't even care about being polite, and hurriedly said in a voice that she thought was quite delicate.

"Now, can you divide the headphones in half of me, and let me listen to them too?"

……

Wang Yuhang frowned impatiently.

From the girl with a scent on her body just now, she harassed herself, peeked at her mobile phone and endured it, and then talked to disturb herself to watch the house dance video, the most unbearable thing is, she actually had to let herself divide the headphones in half of her, and forcibly broke her experience of appreciating the little Lori dancing house dance, and a third party had to step in and get involved.

glanced at the progress bar that was almost unbearable, he was glad that the house dance video was gradually coming to an end, otherwise he was afraid that this woman would harass him all the way, so bear with it......

However, his silent attitude seems to be regarded as recognition.

"If you don't speak, you agree?"

seems to have eaten this taciturn, some scholarly boy is introverted and bullied, Xu Jingjing boldly pulled the earbuds after speaking.

The defenseless Wang Yuhang was ripped off the earbuds like this, and suddenly a faint but cute singing voice came from the earbuds.

The moment the headphones were torn off, Wang Yuhang suddenly pulled back to reality from Little Lori's gentle fantasy country, he couldn't help but turn his head, and it was the first time he looked squarely at the woman who had been bothering him beside him.

He is about twenty years old, with long hair and an acceptable appearance.

It's a pity it's not Lori......

It's not even a cute Lori......

Cut, not interested......

After just one glance, he snatched the headphones from the woman's hand and stuffed them back into his ears, turned his head with a lack of interest, and dragged the video progress bar back to make up for the part he had just missed.

However, this woman still did not give up, and even the attitude of almost ignoring herself just now seemed to anger the other party a little.

"How can you do this! Am I that unsightly? ”

Some high-pitched female voices sounded around him, and even the in-ear headphones couldn't block it, allowing it to pierce his eardrums.

This guy is so annoying!

But he was good-tempered and did not get angry, but decided to take a gentle and euphemistic way to express his mood in the form of two dimensions.

So he imitated a lyric he had just learned from Lori in the video.

"Nani! No Road Race! Oh, that Obaga! (What, it's noisy, you idiot!) )

This is like a parody show of shame PLAY, which immediately attracted the attention of the whole car.

Xu Jingjing was already stunned at this time.

Although she couldn't understand the neon language, she still understood the meaning of the word 'Baga'.

It seems to be deliberate, and she deliberately thinks about the meaning of this sentence in her heart.

He actually scolded me...... My dad hasn't scolded me once since I was a child...... He actually scolded me Baga...... Do you really think I can't understand two neon words......

Thinking of this, Xu Jingjing couldn't help but shed tears of grievance.

Huh? What's wrong? Obviously, I think I'm pretty cute with this tone......

Wang Yuhang was stunned.,I didn't expect that I wanted to learn to sell a cute and actually scared people to cry.,It doesn't seem to be Lori.,This cute skill really can't be learned.。

But you don't seem to have done anything wrong, huh?

He didn't know how to comfort him, so he had to choose silence.

The whole car was silently watching these two people, and everyone was either guessing the meaning of the neon phrase just now, or guessing the relationship between these two people.

For a while, in addition to the sound of the bus engine, there was only a somewhat suppressed sobbing sound in the carriage.

Soon, however, a mechanical chime broke the dreary atmosphere.

"Ding! Arrive at the station in front, stop sign No. 233, passengers who get off the train should bring their belongings......"

Under the eyes of all the passengers watching the play, as soon as the bus stopped and opened the door, Xu Jingjing hurriedly covered his face with his hands and rushed off the bus without looking back.

Xu Jingjing wiped two handfuls of tears after getting off the bus, until the bus behind her came from the sound of 'squear' closing, and without waiting for a gentle palm to pat on her shoulder, she hurriedly turned around and looked into the carriage through the door glass.

The scene in front of her made her stunned, and she even forgot to cry.

He didn't even glance here, but continued to look down at his phone.

And at that moment, she actually saw a relieved expression on the man's face, as if he had endured himself all the way, and his departure made him happy.

Why...... Why is it that you are not as attractive as a teenage girl?

Although Xu Jingjing didn't want to admit it in her heart, the ruthless facts told her that she lost and lost to a little Lori she had never met and never met......

This guy is a lolicon...... It must be a lolicon......

Why do men like Lori! Why......

Xu Jingjing thought sadly in her heart, she lost her soul like a walking corpse, stumbling down the street, but her mind was full of thoughts.

It's a pity that my proud figure is far from that petite and cute Lori, no matter how much makeup and plastic surgery I make, I don't want to become soft and cute, like a heartthrob as cute Lori.

Could it be that as a royal sister, she ...... Isn't it glamorous enough?

Stumbling in front of a shop window, she looked up at the tall figure reflected in the mirror-like glass, and couldn't help but shake her head.

No...... I'm not wrong! It's Lori that's wrong! It's Lori's pot!

Who made a creature like Lori so cute!

The dead house Lolita is all Baga!

It's all Lori's pot!

Thinking of this, her mood improved a lot.

After all, the other party is a cute Lori, and she is not unjustly lost......

……

On the bus, Wang Yuhang clicked 'Replay' on the video on his mobile phone and clicked on the infinite loop, the woman just harassed herself, and she didn't finish watching it with peace of mind, this time he planned to start from scratch and make up for it once every two weeks.

And yet at this very moment.

Ding Dong –

Accompanied by a prompt sound of Weibo on the mobile phone, a Weibo message popped up from the top of the screen.

He just glanced at it roughly, caught two important words, and hurriedly clicked into the funny live broadcast room.

Those are 'the big joke of the world' and 'live broadcast'......