Chapter 254: The Life of a Salted Fish
"Ahh Zhang Wei, you will die for me to go back to the room to sleep! ”
Qi Lin couldn't help it, grabbed Zhang Wei's neck with one hand, and threw Zhang Wei to the door of his own room, a distance of eight or nine meters......
boom
The sound of a heavy object falling to the ground came, Zhang Wei landed with his face, then lay on the ground and rolled three times, and finally lay firmly on the ground.
"Huh? What's wrong...... Oh...... Didn't fight...... Well...... Keep sleeping ......"
Zhang Wei's eyes opened for less than two seconds, and after confirming that the situation around him was still safe, he continued to close his eyes and sleep.
Now he is indeed tired, and the most important thing is that Zhang Wei has not slept for a long time, and now he has just fallen asleep for a long time, and he is reluctant to wake up.
So, he curled up on the spot, rolled over, his head and feet against the door frame in two sections, his back against the door, like a human-shaped prawn, fell asleep sweetly, and snored from time to time, so happy!
"Zhang Wei!"
Qi Lin's eyes were on fire, in fact, she didn't have much of an opinion on Zhang Wei's pillow on her lap.
It's just that what kind of situation is drooling when you sleep! Qi Lin's pants were all wet by Zhang Wei (hiss, it seems to be a little ambiguous, slightly, no matter what, too lazy to change), so Qi Lin was very angry and grabbed the optimal focus point in minutes, that is, his neck.
However, I didn't expect Zhang Wei to sleep so sweetly when this product was thrown out, and even his face on the ground did not affect his sleep, which was too much!
"Hmph, why don't you sleep to death!"
Qi Lin scolded fiercely, then took out a thick quilt from the cabinet and smashed it directly into Zhang Wei's face, completely wrapping his head inside.
Well...... It's the kind of cup used in the coldest season in the north, and it's the end of July, and it's still the North Star......
It's a pity that Zhang Weina has the existence of a divine body, what can a few dozen degrees of weather and a quilt with, plus a lack of oxygen!
This will not affect Zhang Wei who has turned on the salted fish mode, and Zhang Wei also wants to say: Don't be afraid to add two more, I will lose if the salted fish turns over!
In the end, Zhang Wei was lying on the cold floor tiles with a big cotton quilt on his head in this hot summer, and he fell asleep!
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The next day
"Ahh I'll go, which one lacks virtue and me like this! ”
Zhang Wei opened his eyes, and it was dark, as if there was something on his head.
Then, Zhang Weiyi opened the quilt first and gasped heavily.
I really don't know if it's the lack of virtue who actually deducted a quilt for himself in the summer, which is too much!
You must know that even if Zhang Wei is a god, it can't change the fact that the comfortable temperature is about twenty-three degrees! This layer of quilt is a decrease in sleep quality! Now Zhang Wei is so irritable......
"I'm afraid you're cold, so I'll cover you, do you have an opinion?"
Qi Lin sat at the coffee table, took a sip of tea calmly, and said quietly.
"Forehead ......"
Zhang Wei was choked in an instant, and he didn't know what to say for a while, and he couldn't blame his daughter-in-law!
"What are you doing with a quilt for me......"
Zhang Wei asked weakly.
"I'm afraid you're cold, you see, how cold the floor tiles are."
Qi Lin said as if it made sense.
"Like, there's some truth to that...... No, for Mao I would be who is on the ground! ”
Zhang Wei seemed to have caught something, and asked with a confused expression.
He slept in the dark, and he couldn't even remember what had happened before.
"You go to sleep and get over by yourself! I can't stop it, so I'll roll over, so skilled. ”
What Qi Lin said was exactly the same as the truth, and then made up the scene by the way, and laughed out loud.
"I ...... Roll over? ”
Zhang Wei looked confused, capitalized confused, will he roll when he sleeps? How could he not have known it himself!
Moreover, Zhang Weike still remembered that he was originally pillowed on Qi Lin's lap, and Qi Lin was sitting on the sofa!
If you can roll unconsciously, turn around several times along the way, and finally put yourself in the frame of Carmen, it will be amazing!
"I ......"
Zhang Weigang was about to say something more, but was suddenly interrupted by Qi Lin.
"Stop, that's the end of it, I won't bother with you about sleepwalking and rolling, let me drink two cups of tea to suppress the shock."
As if changing the topic, Qi Lin said calmly, and then picked up the teacup and continued to drink tea.
“???”
Zhang Wei is full of question marks, sleepwalking and rolling by himself? It's impossible to think about.
So, Zhang Wei secretly used the eye of insight and began to investigate the secret information.
It's okay not to look at this, but when I look at it, I will be stunned by Zhang Wei.
What kind of sleepwalking rolling, this is obviously thrown by Qi Lin for herself!
Moreover, it was a one-handed neck, and then he threw it out hard, drifting eight or nine meters in the air, which was like murdering his husband!
It's just that Zhang Wei decided to be silent after continuing to browse the dark information in detail, and it seems to be more embarrassing to drool when he sleeps than sleepwalking, or it should be dealt with as rolling.
Zhang Wei made a silent decision, then stood up, folded the quilt, and then sat down next to Qi Lin and began to drink tea.
"Are you still rolling in the future?"
Qi Lin's eyes showed a fierce light, and it was obvious that she had discovered Zhang Weigang's small movements.
"Don't get out! Resolutely don't roll! ”
Zhang Wei hurriedly followed Qi Lin's words and said, the desire to survive was extremely strong.
"That's fine, go shopping with me in the afternoon."
Qi Lin eased her attitude a little and asked to accompany her shopping.
"I don't! I'm going to stay home! I'm going to! I haven't finished reading the book called "War Blade" before the war! Finally, there is an author who did not die in the war and continues to write books, and I resolutely do not go out! I want salted fish! ”
Zhang Wei hurriedly shook his head, just kidding, accompany Qi Lin to go shopping?
That's called shopping, it's obviously fatal, it's better to stay at home and salted fish.
It's just that Zhang Wei doesn't seem to have discovered the seriousness of the matter, which will be conditional on his girlfriend? That's it.
"Zhang Wei ......"
Qi Lin shouted faintly, and then her eyes were full of rich colors, there was grief, desolation, and a trace of sadness for looking at the dead, she just stared at Zhang Wei in a daze.
"Hiss......"
Zhang Wei suddenly gasped, only then did he realize what he had just said, this wave may be cold!
"No, what's the future, the author of "War Blade" is a big water force, he deserves to hit the street, I'll go shopping with you, just returned to Earth, of course the girlfriend is the most important!"
Zhang Wei's desire to survive exploded instantly, and his emotional intelligence was temporarily guaranteed, so he quickly agreed to Qi Lin's request.
At the same time, Zhang Wei was still thinking about how big a thunderstorm would be with "zero" for a while.
Shopping? Inexistent! Zhang Wei must carry out the salted fish to the end!
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