Xu Ruoxue chose the best restaurant and ordered the best wine and food on the table.

Looking at this dazzling array of good dishes, the little Taoist priest felt bitter in his heart: This will not be the legendary severed head meal!

That's it, let's cut off the head, let's cut off the head, and if you die, you have to be a full ghost.

After being full of wine and food, Xu Ruoxue opened two upper rooms in the best inn in the city, and then closed the door.

Xu Ruoxue smiled cruelly, her fists squeaked, and pressed towards the little Taoist priest and Vermilion Bird: "Is it delicious?" ”

Que'er nodded wildly: "It's delicious, thank you, sister." ”

Xu Ruoxue looked stunned, looking at the Vermilion Bird who was looking at her innocently and cutely with her big eyes, and only felt that somewhere in her heart softened for a while.

didn't like her weakness, Xu Ruoxue said hatefully: "Delicious, isn't it?" Spit it out for me how you eat it. ”

She shouted, "Dead Taoist, tell her to take off her clothes and lie on the bed and stay still." It seems that the last time I spanked her, I didn't beat her hard enough. This time, this woman wants her to be in unforgettable pain! ”

The little Taoist priest was shocked: "Madam, be merciful!" ”

Xu Ruoxue said angrily: "You show mercy everywhere, and now you still want my subordinates to show mercy?" Without even thinking about it, say! ”

The little Taoist priest hesitated for a moment, but finally did so.

Not daring to look at the finches' sad and mournful eyes, the little Taoist priest walked out of the room with a ruthless heart and carefully closed the door.

Finch, finch, suffering a little bit of flesh and skin is better than being split in half by Xu Nuxia's sword, it is countless stronger! This woman is ruthless, and she really doesn't blink an eye when she kills people!

After a while, there was a crisp crackling sound in the room, and the miserable cries of the finch.

The little Taoist priest clenched his fists and endured it. He knew that if he dared to go in, Xu Nuxia would definitely be even angrier. I can't tell how I will vomit it out if I eat it.

Woo woo, how can this work, this meal is delicious, but Xu Nuxia is so spicy and ordered!

Xu Nuxia is not hard-hearted after all, and she came a few ruthlessly, but the back is getting lighter and lighter. When the little Taoist priest was rejoicing in his heart, Xu Ruoxue's angry shout suddenly sounded in the room, and then, there was a loud bang!

What, what's going on? The finch didn't say half a word, why did it anger Xu Nuxia?

After listening to it a few times, the little Taoist priest finally couldn't help it: as a man, how can he watch his woman suffer? That's it, and death is death.

As soon as he stomped his foot, the little Taoist priest was about to push the door in, but the door opened by itself.

Xu Ruoxue pulled the little Taoist priest in, and said angrily: "Last time she was obviously a virgin, but this time she broke her body." Dead Daoist, you are such a dog, a dog! ”

In a fit of rage, Xu Ruoxue stretched out her hand to take the Blood Sea Sword: "I cut off your harmful guy!" ”

Holding the Blood Sea Sword, Xu Ruoxue shouted: "The clouds are light and the wind is light!" ”

She was so angry that she lost her mind at this time, and she really stabbed it with a sword.

At the critical moment, the little Taoist priest screamed sadly: "Oh my God, what have you done? ”

Hearing his miserable scream, Xu Ruoxue couldn't help but be stunned, stabbed the long sword under the crotch of the little Taoist, and couldn't help but pause.

The little Taoist priest ignored the sword that pointed directly at the vital point, he pointed at Xu Ruoxue, and said in a trembling voice: "Madam, you, how do you know that she is not a virgin?" You, what did you do? ”

He exclaimed, staggered back two steps, and exclaimed, "Could it be you, that you have separated that place, looked?" ”

He cried out bitterly, "Madam, I didn't expect you to be such a person! ”

He choked up and said, "Am I green?" ”

I'll go, Xu Ruoxue was dumbfounded!

This, this accusation is too big, this, this can't be misunderstood by the husband! Xu Ruoxue hurriedly explained: "I'm not that kind of person, I didn't do that!" ”

The little Taoist priest expressed his disbelief, he looked at Xu Ruoxue sadly and angrily, and shook his head: "Madam, I have always been a little suspicious, but I never dared to believe it. But I didn't think about it, hey. ”

"Fortunately, Rou'er and Qingyan are ghost bodies. It's just a pity for the finch. ”

Xu Ruoxue was furious: "If I say no, it's not!" To judge whether a woman is a virgin or not, you don't have to do that. Looking at its eyebrows, its sideburns, and its double strands, you can see the clues. Dead Taoist, if you dare to wronged me like that, this woman will cut you off with a sword, so that you and I will be sisters from now on. ”

The little Taoist priest breathed a sigh of relief, he patted his chest and said, "I see. Really, Mrs. didn't say it earlier, which scared her husband. It's good if it's not, it's good if it's not. ”

Sighing, the little Taoist priest walked outside the house.

It wasn't until the little Taoist priest opened the door that Xu Ruoxue understood and shouted: "I'll go, you dead Taoist, it's my aunt and grandmother that I'm trying you, why did you come to judge your aunt and grandmother?" Get the hell out of here! ”

Yes! The little Taoist priest who had fallen short had a bitter face and turned around.

The moment he turned around, the little Taoist's originally bitter face smiled. With one arrow step, he took the Blood Sea Sword from Xu Ruoxue's hand, and said with a smile: "Madam, you and I are talking and what are you doing with the sword." Dangerous, dangerous. ”

He sat on the bed and said, "Madam, if you want to know anything, just ask." Previously, the husband was worried that the lady made an irreparable mistake in anger. Now that the lady knows, the husband will answer all the questions, and he will be recruited from the truth. ”

Looking at her tired husband, Xu Ruoxue really had nothing to say. was stirred up like this guy, and she only felt that the murderous aura in her heart was boiling with nothing!

Xu Ruoxue sighed: "You sharp mouth, I'm afraid of this woman." I don't want you to say it, I'll tell her. You tell her to tell the truth. ”

Yes! The little Taoist priest opened his mouth.

"Don't say yes." Xu Ruoxue raised her eyebrows: "When I don't have the Blood Sea Sword, I can't control you?" ”

The little Taoist priest had no choice but to obey.

"Get out, go next door, wait for this woman to understand, and then settle accounts with you!"

Lying on the bed, the little Taoist priest sighed mournfully.

What should I do?

How will Xu Nuxia deal with herself?

Leather whips, candles, or still, the clouds are light and the wind is light!

The little Taoist priest who was worried in his heart only felt that his days were like years for a while.

After waiting for a long time, the door was opened with a "bang", and then closed with a "bang", and Xu Ruoxue rushed over.

Looking at Xu Ruoxue, whose face was red and her eyes were red, the little Taoist priest only felt that his eyes were dark: I'll go, I'm angry like this! Dead, dead, dead.

Sure enough, Xu Ruoxue kicked the little Taoist priest directly on the bed, and then without saying a word, rode on him and tore his clothes.

Yes! If you want to strip naked, don't!

The little Taoist priest struggled desperately, but how could he resist. Finally, he was stripped naked.

And then

"Oh, that's not right!"

"Madame, what are you doing here?"

"Overlord hard bow!"

"Ah, ma'am, you can't do that!"

"Only allow her to be a bully, but not for me to be a bully?"

"Help!"

……

Looking at Xu Ruoxue, who was snuggled in his arms and softened into a puddle of mud, the little Taoist priest only felt that he was refreshed and relaxed!

Could it be that this earth-shattering catastrophe was resolved like this?

I went, sure enough, it was between husband and wife, fighting at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed!

The little Taoist priest who was smiling proudly suddenly found that there was an extra pair of angry eyes in front of him.

At this moment, the little Taoist priest is naturally not afraid. His waist stiffened, and Xu Ruoxue immediately let out a sound*.

"Dead Daoist, what are you doing?"

The little Taoist Yin smiled and said, "Madam, your overlord is done with the bow, and now it's my turn." ”

"You! Don't. ”

"Madame, my husband is very curious, what did you ask the finch? How did you ask yourself like this? ”

"I won't tell you."

"Don't tell me, hehe, and look at my husband and my punishment."

"Help!"

……

A few days later.

"Husband, I'm hungry."

"Oh, there's beef in sauce here, madam, please."

"Husband, I'm thirsty."

"Oh, there's fine wine here, ma'am."

"But I don't want to drink, I want to drink water."

"This, can Madame just get down?"

"I can't."

"Oh, there's water there, authentic mountain spring water, it's delicious. Madame, I'll go and pretend. ”

……

"Husband, I'm tired and my feet are sore."

The little Taoist priest finally couldn't help it, he stopped, and let out a long sigh. He turned around and said helplessly, "Madam, why don't you go back to Fucheng first, okay?" ”

Xu Ruoxue said lightly: "This, I really don't dare to be a wife." What if this leaves the cat under his nose and steals again? ”

The little Taoist priest smiled bitterly: "Madam, that time was forced by the situation, and I couldn't help myself as a husband." Didn't you promise your husband? In the future, we will never dare to do anything wrong. ”

"That's it," Xu Ruoxue thought for a while: "Or, you will let Hongyan go back with me?" Oh, and remember to tell her to be obedient. ”

The little Taoist priest was about to say yes, but he noticed the corners of Xu Ruoxue's mouth, which faintly hung a few traces of murderous aura, and his heart trembled; "Madam, Hongyan has been poisoned by the Forgotten Worry Fairy, and I don't know when it will be poisoned. When she is poisoned, she loses her mind completely and can do anything. If the husband is not by her side at that time, it will be a big deal. ”

Xu Ruoxue glanced at him coldly: "Are you afraid that being a wife will be bad for your baby." ”

How dare the little Taoist priest admit it, and sneered: "Madam Bodhisattva heart, how can you." ”

Xu Ruoxue stretched out her feet: "Dead Taoist, since you said that Hongyan is not your wife now, but just your slave." Okay, you tell her to come over and help me pinch my feet. ”

The little Taoist priest was shocked and begged in a low voice: "Madam, will you spare the finch?" She is everyone's best girl and a famous daughter. Why did Madame do this to her? ”

Xu Ruoxue raised her eyebrows and sneered: "This is nameless and undivided, what kind of famous daughter is following my husband?" If she is not a slave, then call her back, my Zhang family doesn't dare to call a lady. ”

The little Taoist priest had no choice but to give an order. Suzaku obediently went over, took off Xu Ruoxue's shoes, and helped her pinch her feet.

Xu Ruoxue closed her eyes: "Light, what are you doing so hard?" ”

"Focus, like tickling."

"Well, yes, it's just right now, that's all."

"Comfortable, I didn't expect you to really have the talent to be a slave, this is a good *, there is a lot to do!"

The little Taoist priest smiled bitterly on the side.

After pinching comfortably, Xu Ruoxue hurriedly stretched her feet under the nose of the finch and asked, "How is it, are my feet fragrant?" ”

But unexpectedly, the finch replied honestly: "It's not fragrant, it stinks." ”

The little Taoist priest snorted and laughed.