270 A pervert who sucks a woman's essence
Standing on the street of Linqiong, the little Taoist priest smiled bitterly.
He only had six copper coins left on him. This money is still a handlebar style to look at him, it is really pitiful, and it was left to him before parting.
After buying three coarse steamed buns and eating them to their heart's content, the little Taoist priest looked up to the sky and sighed, now, he was really penniless.
When he was sighing, he suddenly heard someone talking in the distance:
"It's been a few days, I wonder if that pervert has been cleaned up?"
"Yes, that man speaks all over the heavens, but he only speaks big words."
"Hmph, look at him like a ghost hunter. It's like, hehe. ”
Pervert? Now for things related to ghosts, the little Taoist priest is twelve points of earthly heart. At that moment, he ran over in a hurry.
After asking, on the street, the little Taoist priest clenched his fist fiercely.
The sky opened its eyes, and finally a ghost came, and it hit the knife edge of the poor road.
Brother ghost, don't run, I'll come!
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The Li family in the west of the county.
Master Li is famous in Linqiong. Because, he is a Jinshi of the dynasty.
Jinshi, that's amazing. You know, Sichuan and Shu are not comparable to Jiangnan, and the entire Sichuan Road, how many Jinshi can be produced in ten years?
There is such a thing as a pervert in Linqiong, and the government is not easy to come forward, so Master Li is naturally responsible for it.
Lee House.
The little Taoist priest wears a red nine-beam scarf, a brown gossip robe, and cloud shoes. With three clear bells in his left hand, a copper coin sword in his right hand, a gossip mirror on his chest, and a ghost stick behind him, he entered the gate with a solemn expression.
This dress is a top master at first glance. Although this tall man's face was a little cold.
The servant who guards the door leads in the door. The little Taoist priest arched his hand and said in his mouth: "Fusheng is immeasurably longevity, and the poor Taoist ......"
"Get out!" With a crisp cold snort, he intercepted it raw, and cut the words in the little Taoist's mouth into two neatly.
The little Taoist priest was stunned, and when he looked at it, in the middle of the room, he was sitting swaggeringly, well, a girl.
This girl is lightly dressed and masked, and she can't see what she looks like, but looking at that figure, tsk, it's true.
The little Taoist priest swallowed quietly. This figure is hot, and it's hot. The place that should be thin can be thinner than Rou'er. That big place, I went, it was bigger than Xu Ruoxue.
One hand, it will not work. You have to put two hands together!
This figure, one glance, no, you have to take a second look. I took a second look, Amitayus Longevity, Dao Heart, Dao Heart!
The little Taoist priest held his breath and did not dare to look at it again. He looked up, at the veil, and asked, "The lady is the little master here?" I don't know what to advise? ”
The girl sneered: "You are a little self-aware. Knowing that he was ugly and didn't like women, he couldn't help but look at it. Yes, yes, my aunt and grandmother I hate the most in my life, and the man stares at me with squinting eyes. ”
The little Taoist priest sighed secretly: "Little lady, you have such a hot body, and you are still dressed like this, well, cool." When a man sees it, he can't even if he wants to see it. Who is to blame for your own trouble? ”
"Well," an old man next to him coughed lightly, and when the little Taoist priest looked at it, the corners of his mouth pulled out a trace and smiled bitterly: "This, this little lady is not from my family." ”
This old man must be Li Jinshi. The little Taoist priest then stepped forward to salute and said, "Gong Li, poor Taoist ......."
"I said, get out." There was a coquettish shout, and then the little Taoist priest saw a cold light flash in front of him, and then a strand of hair fell from his forehead.
The little Taoist priest was furious, turned around and shouted, "You are not the master of this family, how can you call me out?" ”
The girl laughed, "Yo, this man is ugly and has a big temper." I don't know what kind of shit luck you have taken to return to the present. ”
You! Morale knots.
The girl raised her head and snorted coldly: "You are a Taoist priest, so you are naturally here to catch ghosts." But I'm sorry, that pervert has been wrapped up by my aunt and grandmother. ”
Yes! You've got it.
The little Taoist priest was stunned for a moment, looked her fiery figure up and down, and couldn't help but think: Is it possible for this little lady to fall in love with that pervert? Tsk, this taste is really real, very unique!
The girl thought she knew what he was thinking, and she was furious, snorted coldly, and raised her hand.
This time, the little Taoist priest finally saw clearly, what was the hair on his forehead that had just been cut?
But it's a strangely shaped knife. The knife protrudes in the middle, and the two ends are shaped like bat wings, each bending in a graceful arc.
With a "woo", the knife flew up, spun in the air, turned a disc, drew an arc, flew in front of the little Taoist priest's forehead, cut off a strand of long hair, and then drew an arc, and returned to the slender jade hand in a daze.
I'll go, what kind of secret weapon is this, it's so good-looking, it's amazing. In contrast, his wife's willow leaf flying knife is like, well, the old wealth of the countryside.
Seeing that the little Taoist priest was taken aback, the girl said triumphantly: "Ugly Taoist priest, if you don't know each other again, hum, Aunt Ben's boomerang, next time, it will cut your throat." ”
The little Taoist priest is a sparrow in Dongting Lake, who has seen the big wind and waves, how can he be afraid of her. immediately said: "Little lady, be reasonable." ”
"Reasonable? Okay, aunt, I'll teach you a good one. According to the rules of the rivers and lakes, if someone accepts a reward, unless the person can't complete it or quit by himself, otherwise, others are not allowed to interfere halfway. I'm sorry, ugly Taoist, my aunt took this matter first. So, go back to where you came from. ”
The little Taoist priest exclaimed: "You, you are a Taoist priest?" ”
The girl straightened up, so straight chest, and said angrily: "Where do you see my aunt and grandmother like a Taoist priest?" ”
The little Taoist priest said: "You are not a Taoist, let alone a nun, so what are you going to catch?" ”
The girl snorted coldly: "Who stipulates that only monks and Taoists can catch ghosts in this world." Auntie, I have this ability, can you manage it? ”
That's true! The little Taoist priest was helpless, so he had to look at Li Lao.
Li Lao said: "Little lady, you see that you have been catching ghosts for six days, and it is very hard to think about it. It's better to ask the little lady to rest for two days and let this long one try. If the Taoist chief misses, please ask the little lady to come out again, do you think it's okay? ”
The girl pouted: "Naturally not!" Hmph, although this ugly Taoist priest looks ugly, looking at his outfit, he really has a few brushes. If this ghost is caught by him, won't he tell others plainly that my aunt and grandmother are not as good as him? Hmph, this risk, my aunt and grandmother don't take it. ”
The little Taoist priest didn't like to hear what she said, and said angrily: "You can't catch ghosts, and you don't allow others to catch ghosts, isn't this letting that ghost harm people?" ”
The girl retorted, "When I didn't come, the pervert had killed three women, five women went insane, and dozens of women died. After my aunt and grandmother came, the ghost could only hide in the rat hole and dare not come out to harm others. You say, do I have the ability to do this? Since my aunt and grandmother have this ability, I won't agree, see who dares to interfere! ”
Li Lao smiled bitterly: "Little lady, but this matter is dragged on like this, and it is not a way." Otherwise, you and the Taoist chief try it together, and if you catch a ghost, you will be rewarded with half of each. Isn't that good? ”
The girl shook her head: "Not good! It's only been six days. Hmph, Aunt Ben spent it with him, and it was very boring anyway, so I stayed here for sixty days. If it doesn't work in 60 days, my aunt and grandmother will find another helper, but you don't have to worry about it. ”
The little Taoist priest didn't bother to pay attention to her, and bowed his hand to Li Laoyi: "Gong Li, you are the one who issued the reward, you can decide whether the poor Taoist can participate." ”
Li Lao was still hesitating, but the girl stretched her waist and said lazily: "Auntie, I do things the most well. But if someone doesn't follow the rules, they look down on me and offend me fiercely. The fate of offending Aunt Ben's grandmother, hehe, but it's not good! ”
As soon as he said this, cold sweat clearly broke out on Lao Li's forehead, and he said with a smile: "How dare you dare, everyone naturally talks about the rules." ”
After speaking, he looked at the little Taoist, arched his hand, and said helplessly: "Daoist, I'm really sorry for you to run in vain." ”
The little Taoist priest was very annoyed. He is really penniless now, the so-called "a penny is difficult to beat a hero", this has no money, how can he rush to Qingcheng?
You must know that this pervert has plagued half of the county. In order to eliminate this evil, the county gentry scraped together a full two hundred taels of silver and hung a flower reward. Two hundred taels of silver, even half, was enough for him to rent the best carriage.
Just left like this, and the little Taoist priest was very unwilling. In desperation, he said to the girl: "Little lady, why don't you help you do it." When you catch the ghost, you can give some of the bounty to the poor road. ”
The girl raised her head: "No. ”
After thinking about it, she said, "It's really boring to be alone there at night. In this way, you will accompany my aunt and grandmother to relieve my boredom. After catching that ghost, my aunt and grandmother will be kind and reward you with some silver, how about it? ”
Send kindness, reward some silver, this is, the food that comes to you!
But under the eaves, he had to bow his head, and the little Taoist priest could only pinch his nose and said sullenly: "Okay!" ”
The girl then smiled and said, "Auntie, my surname is Zhu, Fang's name, a man who is so ugly is not qualified to know." Ugly Taoist, you have to be careful. Otherwise, a slap from my aunt and my boss will slap you to the sky. ”
Seeing that the matter was decided, Boss Li was overjoyed. He is also a person with a bit of vision, and he has long seen that this Taoist priest is not simple, so he immediately set up a table of banquets.
After eating coarse noodles and steamed buns for five days in a row, looking at the big fish and meat in front of him, the little Taoist priest was already full of stomachs, and he couldn't stop gobbling them up.
His appearance of being reincarnated as a starving ghost naturally aroused the contempt of Zhu Xiaoniang, and the little Taoist priest only pretended not to see it.
After drinking enough, it was nearly dark, and the little Taoist priest and Zhu Xiaoniang came to an open space.
There is nothing abnormal in this open space! After opening the eyes of the law and testing it with the compass, the little Taoist priest wondered in his heart.
Little Lady Zhu raised her head and said proudly: "I can't see anything, right?" That's right. Hmph, no matter how profound your Taoism is, you can't compare to my aunt and grandmother's amazing talent. As soon as I got out of the horse, I found the lair of the pervert. ”
She held up a white and tender finger: "Wait here for half an hour at most, and the pervert will definitely appear." ”
The little Taoist priest glanced at her, and his heart was dark: "With such a hot figure, the pervert will naturally appear." ”
At the moment, the two waited.
About half an hour later, in the eyes of the little Taoist, he could vaguely see that the open space, which was originally completely abnormal, suddenly flooded with thick yin qi.
Perverts, about to appear!