Chapter 1 My name is Fang Bai

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"Alas!" he took the last puff of smoke, and the intoxicating taste went around his lungs and then returned to his mouth, and although it was already second-hand smoke, the smoke slowly circulated from his nose and into his lungs again...... It wasn't until there was no longer any smell that Fang Bai spewed out all the exhaust gases.

If it weren't for the burning of the cigarette butt in his hand, Fang Bai swore that he would definitely cherish the cigarette butt in his hand......

Frowning deeply, looking at the only yellow fruit tree in the cigarette box and the two cigarette butts that can be smoked twice, Fang Bai couldn't help but sigh again, there are still twelve yuan and two cents left this month, if you don't make some money, let alone cigarette butts, you may not even be able to gnaw on the nest head.

Scratching his chicken nest head, the stubble on his chin was about to grow into a small grass, extinguished the burnt cigarette butt on the stairs beside him, and rubbed his eyes with his right hand with the smell of smoke and yawned.

Giant beasts up to two or three meters tall can be seen wandering everywhere on the street, the little girl on the side is walking past her with a giant bear taller than herself, the warlock with a peachwood staff in the distance is arguing with the shopkeeper, and the half-orc with a height of more than two meters is carrying a cloth bag sent from the port, everything seems so peaceful and peaceful......

"Peace your sister, peace your sister, don't you see that Lao Tzu seems redundant?!"

Fang Bai slammed the cigarette butt into the trash can, if he couldn't find any work to do tonight, he would really become the first traverser to die because he had no money to eat!

That's right, it's a very cliché plot, a plot that has been used and rotten, you can go to any novel website and type the word traversal, and then there are hundreds of thousands of traversal novels for you to choose from, all kinds of traversal methods for you to choose, what saved God, saw a meteor, the end of the world, even if you had a dream and then crossed the way!

But when that really happens to you, Watfak? What the hell?

"If I say that I passed the exam, would you believe it?"

Why do I always have tears in my eyes?

Because I'm so desperate!

As a senior physics teacher in a middle school, on a sunny and sunny afternoon, Fang Bai wore his own Anima shirt and big scalp shoes on his feet, and was glamorous and handsome (I think) to take a teacher training exam.

As a senior teacher, this kind of ordinary exam is as easy as drinking water and eating, and there is no pressure at all.

After taking a sip of the eighty-two-year-old Rabi (Lafiga Sprite), he solved all the questions in the written exam with a spring breeze, and the bored Fang Bai sat on the table and waited for the exam to end, but something very strange happened!

He... Wrong... She... That's right, that's it, a line suddenly appeared on my test paper, can you believe it?

I can't believe it!

That line appeared in the center of the test paper: Do you think you are handsome?

Fang Bai looked at his test paper incredulously, as the successor of Marxism, the inheritor of materialism, and a new generation of outstanding young people who adhere to the scientific social outlook, cultivate the flower ...... of the motherland's gardener Ahem... Wrong, a gardener who cultivates the flowers of the motherland, a good son and daughter of the motherland, a good public servant of the people, an iron-blooded man, can kill chickens at the age of one, and fight a gray chicken at the age of three......

Wori, don't mention the past, these are all in the past, the heroes don't mention the courage of the year, we have to get back to the topic.

Faced with the ghostly question, the font that suddenly appeared on the test paper, white and black, Fang Bai first looked around left and right, and there were no clues for Fang Bai to discover...... Then he gently touched the words on the test paper with his fingers, and those words seemed to be engraved on the test paper, not written suddenly.

Countless thoughts flashed through Fang Bai's heart, but in the face of such a question questioning his handsome face, Fang Bai raised his eyebrows and took out the ninety-three years steel factory pencil that he had not abandoned since elementary school!

wrote down the most satisfactory answer in this life, if you want to score, Fang Bai will give himself, one hundred points!

Don't you think?

Like a miracle, the gift of nature, these words are like nature, and the work is neatly matched under that line of words!

This is full of confidence in his appearance, so he will write such shameless words, if it is said, Fang Bai is handsome...... That's still a little handsome.

Writing this line of words with a pencil, Fang Bai has also considered it in many ways, if everyone has this question on the test paper, then using a pencil can be regarded as an answer, if others don't have it, only Fang Bai himself has it, then when handing in the paper, you can also erase it with an eraser.

Such a perfect plan can only be figured out by me, a super-intelligent handsome male god teacher with an IQ of up to 255, alas...... Life is really lonely as snow.

Thinking of the question that suddenly appeared, even if Fang Bai was asked to choose again, he would still choose to answer it, because ...... Lao Tzu uses reluctance, that is, spicy self-confidence! No one can question Lao Tzu's handsomeness! That's right, it's so confident.

After writing that line, the entire time and space seemed to be frozen, and then Fang Bai felt that his eyes were dark, and when he woke up again, he appeared here.

It should be said that when Fang Bai opened his eyes, he found himself lying on the bed of a small house, the house has a second floor, and everything in the house is basically new, electrical appliances, furniture, all new.

At that time, Fang Bai hadn't realized his crossing, he just thought that something might have happened to him, and then he was taken home by a certain young lady, well, if it was really a young lady, Fang Bai decided...... After seeing if the young lady looks good, then decide whether to be a cow or a horse in the next life, or make a promise now!

It's a pity that until Fang Bai waited for a long time, the so-called young lady didn't appear, and the somewhat boring Fang Bai opened the bedroom window.

Wait, what did Lao Tzu see?

There is a giant brown bear that is more than five meters tall outside?

Wait, what's that flying in the sky? Damn, unicorn?

With a convulsion of his body, the scenery in front of him became un...... , Lao Tzu has crossed?

"Smack!" "Smack!" "Smack!"

He slapped himself three times, the pain on his face went straight to the nerves in his brain, and Fang Bai looked at the giant bear outside the window who turned his head because of his slap in the face.

A man and a bear looked at each other, with big eyes and small eyes.

The giant bear grinned at Fang Bai......

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