566 Wood's Pickle Girl Magic
"Wow, Brother Daoist, you are so smart!" Rou'er held her heart in her hands and said with a gold star in her eyes.
"That's it!" The little Taoist priest raised his head.
"Wow, Brother Daoist, you have done a great deed!" Rou'er continued to hold her heart with both hands, and her eyes were full of stars.
"That's it!" The little Taoist priest has nostrils facing the sky.
"However, the Taoist brother has done a big bad thing again." Rou'er lowered her hand and pursed her lips.
"This, how can there be?" The little Taoist priest said weakly.
"Humph!" Rou'er wrinkled her little nose and pointed at Suzaku'er.
"Oh!" The little Taoist priest immediately hung his head.
He smiled and said, "Rou'er, the reason for this, the Taoist brother has told you clearly. Now even your sister Ruoxue understands that I can't help myself. Rou'er is so well-behaved and loves the Taoist brother so much, she must not be angry with the Taoist brother, right? ”
Rou'er also lowered her head: "But the slave is really angry!" ”
The little Taoist priest said pitifully: "Rou'er, you are the most well-behaved and the most lovely. If it snows, then I have a headache. Baby Rou'er, don't get involved, poor and pitiful, okay? ”
Rou'er thought for a while and nodded reluctantly: "Okay, that slave is not angry with the Taoist brother." ”
The little Taoist priest was ecstatic.
But this joy, before he raised his eyebrows, he heard Rou'er say loudly: "Brother Taoist, slave tells you." Sister Qingyan was very angry, very angry, so angry that she killed the negative person in the ghost bead, and she was so angry that she swore that it was impossible to pay attention to the negative person. The slave won't help you this time. ”
"Brother Bad Daoist, you will never get Sister Qingyan."
Watching the gloating Rou'er turn into light smoke and get into the ghost bead, not giving him a chance to beg for mercy, the little Taoist priest looked up to the sky and sighed!
Hey, there are so many women, it's trouble!
It's still the biggest trouble in the world!
This Dao Ye swears to heaven that he will never dig his own grave again in the future!
Cherish life and stay away from women!
Suzaku next to him asked curiously: "What's the matter, master, you seem to be very unhappy." ”
The little Taoist priest hugged her and sighed, "I'm the only one left, Hongyan." ”
As soon as he finished saying this, he felt a sudden murderous aura surging behind him. The little Taoist priest turned around and looked at it, he was so frightened that he saw Xu Ruoxue's figure drifting away.
The little Taoist priest hurriedly chased after him: "Madam, I can explain." It's just a slip of the tongue, a slip of the tongue! ”
……
On the way back to the capital, the little Taoist priest became completely alone.
Even Suzaku'er, under Xu Ruoxue's persecution, he was forced to give an order to "stay three feet away from me, don't talk to me".
And Suzaku also complied aggrievedly.
The little Taoist priest lamented in his heart: "O finch, can't you see how unwilling and reluctant I am to say this?
A few days later, the group returned to the capital.
Seeing the door of the Taiqing Courtyard, the little Taoist priest breathed a sigh of relief.
This time I went out, although it was a big murder, and finally got lucky. Unlike last time, when I came back, there was one less person. This time, there was one more person when he returned.
Entering the Taiqing Courtyard, the little Taoist priest was surprised to see that in the courtyard, Qiu Mutou was holding Diancui's hand, and the two were talking about something.
Seeing the little Taoist, Qiu Mutou nodded indifferently and said, "I'm back." But Dian Cui blushed, hurriedly broke free of his hand, covered his face and fled into the house.
The little Taoist priest patted Qiu Mutou's shoulder and said with a smile: "Good job, Mu, you took down Diancui so quickly." At the beginning, Mr. Qiu told me to help you find a daughter-in-law. I always thought it was an impossible task, but it turned out that you solved it yourself. ”
"Tell me, how did you get the fixed emerald?"
Dianxia heard the sound and just heard this, and immediately covered her mouth and laughed.
The group was very surprised, surrounded Dianxia in it, and asked one after another.
Dianxia finally stopped laughing and said: "Half a month ago, for three days, the wood seemed to have been evil, and I sat there alone, thinking about something. When I asked him, he wouldn't say anything. ”
"Until that night, Dian Cui and I were worried in the house, but Mu suddenly walked straight in, and asked Dian Cui with a face. Just ask directly, you will be my daughter-in-law, okay? Diancui was stupid at the time and didn't know how to answer. When the wood looked at it, he frowned and said, "You don't want to!" After saying that, he turned around and left. ”
Diancui was frightened, jumped out of bed desperately, hugged the wood, and said, I am willing to be your daughter-in-law. Mu nodded and said, go now, be my daughter-in-law. After speaking, he pulled some cui and left. Diancui was so ashamed that she was going to die of shame, but she didn't dare to show the slightest reluctance, for fear that if she hesitated, she wouldn't be able to be a daughter-in-law of wood. She could only be obediently pulled by the wood and leave. ”
"Dian Cui didn't get out of bed the next day, so they were together."
I'll go, and that's all right, God!
Everyone looked at Qiu Mutou, and the admiration in their eyes was called one, like the water of the Yellow River!
And the mound is still wooden.
The little Taoist priest patted Qiu Mutou's shoulder heavily: "Wood, real people don't show their faces, they don't show their faces, they don't show their faces, I didn't expect that in this Fengyue Realm, the real peerless master is you." It's like me, I thought I was charming, but now I ended up betraying my relatives. ”
Touching his chin, the little Taoist priest pondered: "The method of wood is simple, direct and effective. Do you want to try it yourself? ”
Thinking about it like this, he looked at Xu Ruoxue's eyes, which was very improper. Xu Ruoxue snorted coldly: "I'm not afraid of the light wind of this woman, you can let the horse come." ”
The little Taoist priest is a spirit.
The little Taoist priest looked at the wood and said earnestly: "Wood, Diancui is a good girl. Although her background is a little lower, she used to be a serious lady, and she was an official eunuch who knew books and etiquette. If it weren't for the great calamity in her family and being sent as a slave, which good thing would have been your turn? ”
"Wood, since you chose her, you have to treat her well, understand?"
Qiu Mutou nodded solemnly.
In the evening, the little Taoist priest specially asked the green lady to make a good meal. After being full of wine and food, the little Taoist priest took out Dian Cui's deed of sale and handed it to Qiu Mutou: "This deed of sale is a shackle on Dian Cui's body, and you destroyed her with your own hands." Tomorrow, I will go to the government office again and sell some of Cui's cheap status. It's a bit tricky, but it's something that can be done. ”
Qiu Mutou took the deed of sale and lit it on the candle.
Looking at the burning fire, tears rolled in Diancui's eyes, and she cried bitterly. After crying a few times, she fell to her knees and was about to kowtow.
The little Taoist priest hurriedly supported her: "How can this be? Wood is my family, you are his wife, and everyone will be a family from now on. Diancui, remember, you will no longer be a subordinate in the future, don't kneel at every turn. ”
Diancui cried and nodded.
Looking at this scene, Dianxia's eyes were full of envy, and her expression was full of regret, thinking that she was thinking: Hey, I knew that marrying this wood was so good, I should have started a long time ago, but now it is cheaper.
The little Taoist priest understood her thoughts, and said with a smile: "Dianxia, when you find a good family in the future, I will definitely help you get rid of the lowly status, and there will be a rich dowry to give away." ”
Dianxia was overjoyed and knelt down to thank him.
The little Taoist priest thought for a while: "Dian Cui is already married to Mu, and there is no need to do housework in the house in the future." If you don't want to be madame, let's go buy two more maids." ”
Diancui was shocked, and said hurriedly: "Wood, Immortal Chang and Niangzi don't need to be served, there is little housework in the house, and with the help of the green lady, those Xu Lai are not tired at all." When a woman is married, isn't that all she has to do? ”
"Immortal Chief, Dianxia and I are sisters, and our relationship is very good, if two outsiders are inserted out of thin air, it will not be easy to get along. The immortal likes to be quiet, and if there are many people in the house, he will not be happy. ”
"Diancui begs the Immortal Chief to take back this life."
Seeing that she insisted, the little Taoist priest skipped the matter and left it alone.
In the evening, the little Taoist priest put food and wine in the stone pavilion, and respectfully invited Xu Ruoxue to come to admire the moon. Xu Ruoxue came, but she ignored the little Taoist priest and only cared about talking to Suzaku.
The little Taoist priest was helpless, and then looked at Rou'er and Liu Qingyan, who were chatting happily next to him, and he sighed in his heart: Obviously, the group of beauties is around, but Daoist Master and I have become a loner!
Poor thing!
The little Taoist priest had to drink the stuffy wine.
When he was a little drunk, he heard Zhu Que'er suddenly say: "If you have the help of a high-grade magic weapon, the masters of the rivers and lakes can easily deal with yang ghosts." But against the Yin God, it is not possible. ”
As soon as she said this suddenly, Xu Ruoxue asked, "Hongyan, what are you talking about?" ”
Suzaku replied honestly, "I'm talking to these two sisters." ”
Xu Ruoxue was shocked: "You, can you see the two of them and hear them talking?" ”
Suzaku said strangely: "Yes, just like Sister Ruoxue, you." Is there something wrong? ”
Rou'er and Liu Qingyan were even more shocked: "Can you really see the two of us, and can you still hear the two of us?" ”
The little Taoist patted his head: "I'll go, I forgot to say it, Finch, she has a rare yin and yang in a hundred years." This innate yin and yang eye is much more powerful than the magic eye cultivated by our Taoist priests. ”
Liu Qingyan was angry: "Dead Zhang Tianyi, if you didn't say it earlier, she didn't know how many private conversations she had heard about me and Sister Rou'er." ”
Rou'er said happily: "Okay, good, I have another sister to play with, and she is still such a cute sister." ”
Saying that, Rou'er went over, took Suzaku'er's hand, and sat beside her.
Suzaku didn't dare to look at the little Taoist, and turned her face to the side, meaning that she didn't talk to him.
She asked, "Master, can Hongyan play with these two sisters?" ”
The little Taoist priest nodded: "Of course." ”
Suzaku is overjoyed.
Rou'er asked: "You just said that the masters of the rivers and lakes can deal with yang ghosts, is it true?" ”
Suzaku replied, "Yes, Hongyan has killed a few yang ghosts before. ”
Then she frowned: "Strange, isn't Hongyan not in the past?" So how do you know this? How do you remember that you have killed a yang ghost? ”
When the little Taoist priest heard this, he felt a tremor in his heart: "Hongyan, didn't you say that you want to be a Hongyan who has no past?" The past is gone, and you don't need to think about it anymore. ”
Suzaku nodded obediently: "Yes, master!" ”
The little Taoist priest glanced at Rou'er again, Rou'er nodded, and was about to divert the topic, but heard Xu Ruoxue say: "Hongyan, since you can see the two of them, then you can tell me, who is the most beautiful among our three women?" ”
Yes! I'll go, the little Taoist priest was shocked.
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