If you have to, do you want to? Marry that wicked woman.

Would you rather or not? The little Taoist priest couldn't answer.

In order to keep Yuanyang's body, under the threat of the master's stick, in the first seventeen years, the little Taoist priest never had any desires at all. Besides, I live with an old Taoist priest every day, and I don't even see a female rabbit in a month. It's barely a woman all day long.,It's a group of female ghosts.。 In that kind of environment, it is indeed difficult for the little Taoist priest to move some desires.

When he completed the Dharma of the Five Thunder Heavenly Hearts and no longer had to maintain the Yuanyang body, the master was also immortal. The unrestrained little Taoist priest went down the mountain every few days, and he was finally able to get in touch with a real woman. Even then, the most obscene thought he ever had with a simple mind was just that: Sister Qiu'e's face is so tender, if you touch it, it must be very comfortable.

In this way, he who is incomparably pure in some respects is naturally incomparably pure in others. For example, love, love, or something never appeared in his mind at all.

Therefore, the little Taoist priest who does not understand love and does not know the great defense of men and women naturally has a lot of scruples in his actions, and naturally kisses when he wants, touches when he wants, and does what he wants. So Xu Ruoxue, who is a master of swordsmanship, fell into his hands, and really poured eight lifetimes of blood mold, and he was taken advantage of everywhere, not to mention, and was almost corrected on the spot!

So now he can't answer the question of whether he is willing or not. Love is the most complicated thing in the world, not to mention, he is such a simple little Taoist.

After a headache for a long time, the little Taoist priest finally determined one thing: if he didn't marry the evil woman and sit and watch her marry someone else, he would be unhappy for a lifetime; But if he marries the evil woman like this, he will be very awkward and unhappy.

Well, the problem is still not solved.

The little Taoist priest who really couldn't figure it out simply didn't want to think about it, sat cross-legged, and practiced.

The next day, there were four tables for the best banquet. The Qingcheng Sword Sect set up a banquet to thank the people of the Jade Line Faction.

On the main seat, Xu Zhangmen and the five elders of the Qingcheng faction accompanied Li Zhangjiao and the two elders.

There were three seats in the lower seat, and sitting were nine young disciples of the Jade Line Sect and a little Taoist priest. The escort is the best among the younger generation of disciples of the Sword Sect.

"Come, auntie, please." Jian Yi saluted.

The little Taoist priest replaced the wine with tea and returned the salute.

The other five swords toasted one by one, and the little Taoist priest returned the salute one by one. Then a table of seven people sat there and didn't move.

They all sat there, not speaking, their eyes staring directly at the delicious food on the table, their mouths were rolling with saliva, and no one moved their chopsticks.

Little Taoist: It's strange, why don't they eat it yet? Isn't it the elderly first? I'm the youngest, naturally last. Although I have been on that broken mountain for ten years, I used to have a banquet and know etiquette.

Qingcheng Six Swords: It's strange, why doesn't this aunt still use chopsticks? If the guests don't eat, I'll wait to accompany them, how dare I eat first. Although we are Jianghu people, we also understand etiquette.

Sit a little longer.

Little Taoist: Ouch, I've never seen any good food on this table. It smells so good. It's miserable, I can't hold back my saliva.

Qingcheng Six Swords: I'll go, the gluttonous worm is coming. It's been a long time since I've eaten such good food, and it's been a long time since I've eaten such good wine. It's just that you can't eat it just by looking at it, it's pitiful. I took the opportunity to meet my eldest aunt and was fortunate enough to go to the table, but I didn't expect to sit and drool. Hey, if I knew this, I couldn't save this breakfast. Now it's okay, starve to death.

The strange situation at this table was also noticed by everyone at the main table. I wondered in my heart, but I didn't want to ask.

Until Jian Yi couldn't help it anymore, and saliva flowed out. He sucked it in, then peeked at it. I saw that the little Taoist priest's saliva also flowed out, and I also secretly looked at it.

The two eyes met, and Jian Yi suddenly realized: I'll go, this aunt is not observant and doesn't eat, but doesn't know etiquette, and doesn't know that he should eat first.

After thinking about it, Jian did not hesitate again and again, picked up the chopsticks, said "Eat, eat, eat", and then a piece of braised pork that he had long liked with a chopstick. It was lightning fast.

As soon as he made his move, the chopsticks on the table went back and forth, no one spoke, everyone was immersed in hard work, and only the sound of eating and drinking was heard for a while.

When Xu Zhangmen saw it, his eyelids jumped: Hmph, the six guys who don't know etiquette have to punish them for drawing their swords a thousand times after they disperse.

Strange to say, this table full of delicious little Taoist priests looked very eager to eat, and they felt delicious in their mouths. After eating a few bites, I didn't want to eat them, so I just sandwiched those vegetarian dishes. Qingcheng Six Swords was just the opposite, and they greeted the big fish and meat vigorously. So the wind turned to the clouds, and in a moment, the table full of wine and food wiped out seventy-seven-eighty-eight.

After eating and drinking, Qingcheng Liujian stopped his chopsticks, looked at each other embarrassedly, and asked the little Taoist priest to tell a ghost story.

At this time, the table was lively. The most powerful person who made a fuss was the self-proclaimed "Xiao Zhong Kui" Xiao Li Daoist, who was gushing endlessly, talking about how he exerted his might, slaying demons and destroying demons, and his voice was heard in the whole hall for a while.

The little Taoist priest listened to it for a long time, but he was only a few lonely ghosts, and there were no evil ghosts. I don't know how he developed his cheekiness, and he boasted that little bit of like nothing in the world.

After a while, the happy little Taoist Li came over with a glass of wine and said that he wanted to toast a cup of "Taoist friends". Before the wine was finished, he asked: "I don't know how many years the Tianyi faction of Taoist friends has been established, who is the ancestor master, how many disciples are in the sect, and what Taoist classics are enshrined in the sect?" ”

"Oh, the Tianyi faction was created by my master, originated from the Shenxiao faction, and I am currently alone."

Daoist Xiao Li showed an expression of "I knew this was the case", and his chin was raised: "Good Taoist friends know." My jade line faction has been built for hundreds of years, and the ancestor Qiaoyang is a real person, and there is a Qiaoyang scripture. There are a total of 28 people in our faction, all of whom are profound. That kind of background is not comparable to those small sects. “

After saying that, he didn't bother to say hello, and turned around and left directly.

The little Taoist priest hated it so much.

When the banquet dispersed, and the guest and host were saying goodbye, a disciple came in, and after saluting, he said, "Your lord, something big happened at the foot of the mountain." There is a running hall surnamed Liu who was killed by evil spirits last night, and it is said that he died a very miserable death. Now the people in the county are panicking, and the people have pushed out several elders, asking the eldest aunt who is a guest in Qingcheng, oh no, Tianyi Chang went down the mountain to get rid of the ghosts. ”

The little Taoist priest and the sword looked at each other on three sides, which must be Liu Dalang.

The little Taoist priest stepped forward: "Master Xu, that Liu Dalang stole the gold and silver property in the ancient tomb without authorization, and provoked evil ghosts to come to the door." The night before, the poor road had already gotten rid of the evil ghost, and at that time he repeatedly told Liu Dalang to return the property. Now that I think about it, Liu Dalang was greedy, but he was still reluctant, and as a result, he gave his own life. This man dies and dies, and he is afraid that after the evil spirit will harm people, he will be angry and go to harm people again. The poor road went down the mountain and ended the matter completely. ”

Xiao Zhong Kui preemptively said: "Do things or don't do them, and do them cleanly." What do you do with some tails? caused others to lose their lives, and they also damaged their own yin virtue. ”

The little Taoist priest said lightly: "The day before yesterday, I was very tired after a whole day's journey. Except for the evil ghost, I really don't have the energy to go to the ancient tomb. As long as Liu Dalang is not greedy, he will definitely be fine. When the poor road is a little free, it will naturally go to purify the ancient tomb. Besides, Poor Dao left a town house charm in Liu's house, even if Liu Dalang refused to return his belongings, as long as he stayed at home, he would not be troubled. At night, he had to run around with unclean things, and he ended up in this role, who is to blame for his death? ”

Xiao Zhong Kui had nothing to say. After snorting coldly, he said to Li Zhangjiao: "Daddy, our Jade Thread Sect takes it as our mission to eliminate ghosts and exorcise demons, there are evil ghosts under the mountain, and it is my duty to be a child of the Jade Thread Sect, so please ask Daddy for permission, and the child will go down the mountain to get rid of the evil ghost." ”

Li Zhangjiao said: "It's okay." ”

The group went down the mountain, mighty.

It's a lot of money. The little Taoist priest thought that the little Zhong Kui would go down the mountain alone. Unexpectedly, before leaving, this guy unceremoniously and unceremoniously called all the young disciples of the Jade Thread Sect to accompany him. Even so, his father, who was in charge, was not at ease, and invited an elder surnamed Li to protect him.

Hey, what a big deal!

When they arrived at the bottom of the mountain, a large group of people were waiting for them, among them was Liu Dalang's mother-in-law, as soon as she saw the little Taoist, she led her daughter to kneel and cry.

That Liu Dalang really died a very miserable death.

He tied himself to a tree with a thick rope. Then with the golden step of his right hand, he pierced his eyes, pierced his nose, and pierced his mouth.

He shook his whole face with that golden step, and pierced his whole face. and then tied his body into a hornet's nest.

Blood, dark red blood, flowed all over the place. Coupled with the countless holes in his body, and the extreme fear that was clearly expressed although he was pierced, this kind made the whole scene extremely bloody and terrifying.

The little Taoist priest wanted to vomit. Although he was indeed very bold and had a great heart, he almost threw up.

The reason why it was a little bit worse was because he saw a cadre of young disciples of the Jade Thread Sect, especially that little Zhong Kui, vomiting so much that the sky was dark. So he felt a lot more comfortable, and finally endured it.

"What the hell is going on?" The little Taoist priest asked the mother-in-law of the Liu family.

"Immortal Chief, I really followed the instructions of the Immortal Chief, yesterday I went to the ancient tomb with a firewood knife to press the one who was killed that day, placed three animals, set up incense candles, and returned the property. But as a result, as a result, "the woman cried again."

After a long while, she cried and continued: "I know that the day is reluctant, I really keep staring at it. But that day of killing, he had already hidden a step shake, and it was polished like new. Last night, he heard that a rich merchant was staying at the inn, and he wanted to sell it. I didn't allow him to go out at night, and he insisted that something was wrong and he went out. He thought he could make a lot of money, but as a result, he really became a money grubber. , you died so miserably! ”

Hey, the little Taoist priest sighed, this is really, the sins of heaven are forgivable, and the sins of oneself cannot be lived!