"......"

A volley of laser guns directly exploded those reconnaissance mechs lurking in the shadows, turning them into fireworks in the sky.

Li Dong smiled.

This is already the third batch of reconnaissance mecha they encountered along the way, the long-distance mecha unit led by the monkey, under the guidance of Li Dong, the former scout with the highest survival rate, pulled up these nails that existed in the shadows neatly, except for pulling the trigger, there was not even a chance to chase. This made the officers and soldiers of the 15th Battalion, who had been having a headache to find and eliminate the reconnaissance mecha, even more admired the new battalion commander. And the mecha troops that have been reorganized and abandoned the mechanic class are traveling thousands of miles a day, and their speed is the fastest except for those flying in the sky, and they are the fastest on the ground.

However, the Western Empire, which had lost its reconnaissance troops one after another, finally discovered this group of mecha troops that had penetrated deep into their hinterland, and sent their own troops to snipe the 15th battalion.

In a valley, they met.

"Battalion commander, are you sure our thing works?" A soldier looked at his mech, so miserable that the pilot wanted to pay for it himself.

"Bastard, what do you mean by this!" Li Dong didn't have the consciousness of being a little bureaucrat, he just cursed loudly, and then suddenly said in a roundabout way, "'Little rascal', you go first, we cover." ”

“%￥%...... ¥#......%" In the mecha that was called the "little hooligan", a large number of expletives were suddenly reported, and the speed and number were so large that those old men who were used to hearing obscene words were dumbfounded. This pilot, known as the "little hooligan", is said to have only been seen by a very few people, including the battalion commander, but when speaking on the mecha public channel, everyone finally determined that this guy is a living person, a living person who can control 100 mechs at the same time.

In fact, Li Dongrang, who is proficient in the light brain program, with the help of this Apple intelligent robot, wrote a light brain program, although it cannot control the mecha with a pure light brain, but it can make the "little hooligan" control a certain number of mecha at the same time.

"Boss, if I die, you have to remember to tell Bilis that little chick that I love her, let her be a widow for me!" The boss's words, I can't help but listen, the "little rascal" had to say aggrievedly, and then screamed, with a vote of junior brother (100 substitute mechas), and rushed towards the Western Empire army that met on a narrow road.

The Western Empire saw a very magical scene, this scene is still remembered by the few people who survived, they described the scene as follows: "At that time, we saw a large group of mecha troops, pure mecha troops, a lot of them, as if they had just retreated from the front line. We were all stunned, what kind of madman this is, their mecha is almost broken to the point that it can be directly returned to the furnace for retraining.

The craziest thing is that they only sent 100 mechs to dare to launch an attack on our mixed forces. Our captain at that time was simply an idiot who let our tank troops attack directly! We were also idiots, and we actually listened to his orders......"

(Speaking of this, the gray-haired veteran actually cried, with a child's eyes full of fear when he saw the scene of a horror movie.) ）

"At first, under our shelling, those mechs fell in pieces. You haven't seen a mecha with more than three digits and a height of dozens of meters fall in front of you, you won't know what the shock is, especially if you know that these guys are still knocked down in your hands, just one word, cool!"

(At this, the veteran laughs nervously, revealing a mutilated tooth that, according to himself, had been knocked out in that battle, but then his face changed again, and turned to indignation.) ）

"But, that idiot, yes, it's our captain, actually let us take advantage of the victory to chase after us, trying to kill all the mechs still standing on the opposite side in one fell swoop. However, how could he, a pig's brain, not think about it, those mecha troops standing like wood, were commanded by idiots like him? We drove stupidly, and the other side retreated, and we were asked to move forward again, but we couldn't catch up. ”

(Speaking of which, the veteran's pupils are dilated.) ）

"When we arrived, at the entrance to the valley, those mechs of the Eastern Empire stopped and used their guns to block our tank troops. At this time, at this moment, the most terrifying thing happened!"

"Behind us, the 100 or so mechs that had been knocked down by us with a salvo stood up again. You don't see it, it's black, it's all cracked, and the internal structure inside is starting to spark, spraying engine oil, how can they get up again!"

"They must have been possessed by demons, yes, those evil devils mentioned in the Imperial Bible, only they can have such tenacious vitality!"

"They stood up, and our idiot captain sent his own personal guard to fight them, and at first, I saw those Eastern Empire mechs fall again. And this time it looks even worse, the outer armor is hanging there like rags, and the broken hydraulic pipes inside can be seen. Believe me, I heard the light brain inside the mecha counting down the time to explode. At the time, we all thought they were done this time. ”

"But we were wrong, and we were wrong. They, these demons are standing up again, even if their mechs are so broken, they still stand up! And our mechs, sent by that idiot captain, want to wipe out the remaining Eastern Empire troops. ”

"These demons, continue to move towards the place where the idiot captain is, like the undead zombies on TV, covered in carrion, but still moving forward without dying. This is terrible, my Lord! They fall again and again, and rise again, and fall. We don't have time to rescue at all, even if it's a mecha unit, it can't be closed, it must be that they used some evil spell, otherwise how can such a tattered mecha be faster than a normal mecha!"

(At this point, there is a dead silence on the veteran's face.) ）

"As you can see, a large group of tattered mechs have been half-dead and dismantled the empty command behind them into parts. I heard, I heard the metal-like sound of the mechs, not just one, but all, killing mechs at the same time. Hahahahaha ”

"They are demons, Lord, where were you then, why didn't you save your faithful believers!"

Saying this, the veteran, who was judged to have a severe neuropathy, foamed at the mouth and was knocked down by a tranquilizer.

......

"Boss!" "Little rascal" said to Li Dong in the PTP channel, "Do you see, those stupid people were defeated by me alone." I simply worship myself so much, I solved a blocking force by myself, this is simply a god-like operation, a god-like consciousness, if I were a human being, I would definitely be awarded the honorary title of 'the strongest little rascal in history'!"

"Because those guys on the other side are idiots," Li Dong looked at the sky speechlessly, and after a while, he came to a very simple conclusion, "However, you are even more idiots than them, so you have defeated a group of scum with only five combat effectiveness in the field you are good at." ”

There are actually people who are proud to be hooligans, and they are even fucking "the strongest little hooligan in fashion"? Lao Tzu should not be the boss of such an idiot! The corners of Li Dong's mouth and eyes were cramped. Why is this intelligent robot so abnormal compared to the others he has seen, do you dare to show me a little more normal?