Chapter 1290 - I've Been Slapped in the Face for Anything! 【Come to the starting point to subscribe】
Now, don't talk about you, our army of fans has seen a big cat, and they all want to grab a cat stick, go up and tease twice, will you be afraid?
If you pretend to be nervous, the next moment someone will pounce on you, and you will hang up.
It should be a tiger pounced, it has to hang up directly, right?
False!
Shameless!
Drama Spirit!
"Uh......"
Jia Long, who thinks he has superb acting skills, is dumbfounded and doesn't know what to say.
It seems like...... Probably...... Possible...... Your acting skills have been recognized by fans?
Wow, shame, shame.
"Poofha, what are you talking about, I don't understand. Heck, we have to be careful, there are tigers in this forest, which means that there are many other creatures, maybe red-eyed animals. Maomao, be careful to smell it, you know? ”
"Whew!"
Since he couldn't pretend anymore, Jia Long began to tear away the topic.
It's just that in the barrage in the live broadcast room, desperately brushing words such as 'shameless', 'drama spirit', and 'liar anchor', it took more than ten minutes for this wave of rhythm to gradually subside.
Wow, after there are more fans, it seems that it is difficult to deceive.
Jia Long secretly wiped his sweat and felt tired.
It's so hard to deceive Lao Tzu how to do the show......
She just felt uncomfortable, and suddenly her feet slipped!
"Ouch!"
The alertness skill instantly surged into her heart, allowing the girl to react.
Originally, stepping on the air was not so dangerous for Jia Long now, no matter what.
But the problem is that she is carrying a heavy load, and if you carefully calculate the weight, it must be nearly sixty kilograms!
You must know that Jia Long's current weight is only sixty kilograms, which may not be enough.
Besides, as soon as she had a stress reaction and wanted to stabilize her balance or roll, her terrible little belly began to throb and ache, causing her strength to be unable to use in an instant.
So, in full view of everyone, the girl rolled to the bottom of a damp hillside, more than five meters high, and rolled directly into the muddy ravine.
After the loud bang, a slender 'mud man' with all but white eyes, other hair, clothes, and backpacks turned into mud colors, stood up from the ravine.
"What the hell am I ...... Woo...... Bah! ”
Jia Long just wanted to curse, and then spit out a mouthful of mud and sand from his mouth.
"Poofhahahaha!"
"This shouldn't be pretended, hahahaha!"
"I'm laughing to death, Swelling Long, making you look down on the tiger!"
"Little Menglong, this is the end of your drama spirit."
"Surprised? Not surprised? ”
"This flat sand and goose style is very good, and it is also very poor when rolling, and the judges give a 100-point evaluation score."
Jia Long climbed ashore from the bottom of the mud pit in embarrassment, and then looked at his body, and wanted to cry directly.
"Lao Tzu just took a shower yesterday, and the clothes are so clean, itchy, there won't be leeches sucking me, right? Wow, it's uncomfortable. ”
She really wanted to scold her mother.
This foot in the air is like seeing a ghost, it is simply nonsensical.
Even if Lao Tzu is not in Valkyrie mode, he still has so many skills and base points, and he still rolls down the hill? It's the same as funny.
"Puff, puff, rake, dirty, smelly."
Mao Mao covered the bear's mouth, obviously stealing fun on the side.
"Maomao, you have your share, your father didn't laugh at you when you fell."
"Mao Maomi is pulled down."
Mao Mao denied it, saying that he had never fallen.
Even if there were, it was a few months ago, when it was 'small', and now the furry has grown.
It's been a few months old, and I don't fall.
The rake must be more months old, and it also falls, and it is a shame.
Mao Mao expressed his contempt for Jia Long.
"I ......"
Jia Long suddenly felt even more uncomfortable.
Today, the audience laughs, even the children raised by their own hands laugh at themselves?
What a failure.
"Hurry up and go to the front, I'm going to find water to take a bath, Mao Mao smells where there is a water source."
Jia Long instructed.
"Uh-huh, yes, Mao Mao."
Mao Mao is not like a netizen, she kept laughing at Jia Long's embarrassing place, and when she heard that Jia Long asked for it again, she immediately cheered up and sniffed while walking.
"Maomao is so weird, where is it like you, it's just a bunch of nasty ghosts!"
Jia Long acted viciously, wiping his face with a towel while glaring at the drone camera.
Because the barrage is still laughing at her.
It's so bad that no one cares about my body, right? I used to remember that the big guys cared for me very much, but you have changed!
Netizens are all big pigs' trotters!
Jia Long complained about the sky, and then felt sorry for himself, and his expression was as pitiful as he wanted.
She didn't look back, she was getting more and more fierce in the live broadcast room, and she felt close to the Valkyrie, and gradually netizens were used to her being a 'little superwoman', so no one would worry about it.
In fact, when Jia Long rolled down, he ran the 'Golden Bell Hood Iron Cloth Shirt', his body was as tough as iron, and he really didn't hurt anything.
It's just very embarrassing, very, very embarrassing.
Rushing......
Jia Long followed Maomao, cleaned up his body all the way, and took out the clean water in the kettle to waste, wipe it here, wipe it there.
It didn't take long for the dirty little face to finally return to its original appearance, and there was an extra smudge on the slightly baby-like youthful face, which added to the girl's complexion.
I don't know why, no matter how embarrassed this girl is, there is always a bit of weird beauty?
Hell yes.
The audience also began to exclaim hell.
In Jia Long's live broadcast room, the Long Ye photographed is very weird, not only when she is dressed beautifully, but even when she is embarrassed, she can always shoot beautiful shots.
In fact, this is all done by drones.
Of course, Jia Long rolled down the hill, but it had nothing to do with it. She herself is not careful, and the drone does not carry this pot.
Maomao's efficiency is high, when Jia Long walks more and more uncomfortable, if it weren't for the camera, he must have found a place to undress and check if there are any leeches and other worms in the mud gnawing at him, it screamed loudly.
"Rake, hapha! Qin noodles have a lot! ”
Maomao pointed ahead and called.
"Got water? Just don't be a stagnant muddy pond again. ”
When Jia Long heard this, he was not very excited, because in this jungle, it seemed that most of the water sources existed in the form of stagnant pools.
Stagnant water can be difficult to use, especially if there are a lot of bacteria and microorganisms, which will be a big problem.
Although this forest is a little better, the rainfall is not sufficient, and if most of the water source is not preserved in the form of stagnant water, it must have been almost lost.
But there are always exceptions to everything, such as the stream I found yesterday, and the water source that Mao Mao smelled.
When Jia Long walked to the area pointed out by Mao Mao, she only heard the murmuring of the stream, and she felt a hot pain in her face - she was slapped in the face again.
Today, I always feel that I have been slapped in the face for everything, why is it so unlucky.
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