Chapter 342 The Bubble Girl Analyzer in My Mind!!
"Wang Yuyang, what's wrong with you today? Usually when I see a beautiful woman, I am so nervous that I don't know where to put my hand? I took the initiative to tease my sister today! ”
Out of the school hospital, the crocodile still remembered what had just happened.
"Yes, Wang Yuyang, you really surprised me today."
The crocodile seemed to speak the heart of the blind man and the big wolf.
"I don't know where to put my hand? That must be the most prominent place on the beauty, do you still need to think about it? ”
Wang Yuyang looked at the three of them and responded with disdain.
"That's right!"
"Well said!"
As soon as Wang Yuyang said this, everyone couldn't help but applaud!
"I don't usually see it! You're a pig! Big brother is good, he hid deep enough, we haven't even found out! ”
"yes, it's even more sassy than PDD!"
"Haven't I always been like this, what's wrong with you today? Why do you say something strange? ”
Wang Yuyang looked at the three of them and asked with a puzzled face.
"Are you really okay? Is it a brain burned out?
Seeing this situation, the three of them couldn't help but step forward and stretched out their hands to test the temperature of Wang Yuyang's forehead.
"I don't have a fever."
"You're the ones who get sick."
Wang Yuyang hurriedly avoided their clutches, and Wang Yuyang was even more confused than them at this time.
"Three students, excuse me, can you come to our English Association club activities if you have time tonight?"
Just when the four of them were arguing, a beautiful girl in a short skirt and black silk came over with a stack of leaflets and handed them three.
This girl has a sweet voice, very delicate facial features, and although she is not too tall, she has a pair of jade legs that hook people's eyes!!
Sweet sound!
Looks beautiful!
Good figure!
Black silk ****!
When these three soul-hooking attributes are concentrated on the same woman's body, dare to ask which DIAO silk and which otaku are in control!
"Hello, where is your event located?"
The next moment! Wang Yuyang took the flyer handed by the girl, looked at her and asked with a smile.
"It's all written on the flyer."
The girl smiled and pointed to the flyer.
"I'm sorry, I don't have good eyesight, where is it written? Why can't I see it? ”
Wang Yuyang said and gently approached the girl.
"Now, here."
The girl leaned over to Wang Yuyang's right side, pointed to the flyer in his hand, and said seriously.
At this time, Wang Yuyang's left eyeball looked at the girl's finger, but the right eyeball was already looking at the girl's chest......
"Look! This is doing things again! ”
At this time, the big wolf, the blind man and the crocodile watched Wang Yuyang's live broadcast to tease the girl!
"Hey.............. it's a little small, it's a fly in the ointment."
Who knew that he peeked at it, and even said it to himself!!
Immediately, the girl's brow suddenly furrowed.
"! This girl is definitely going crazy!! ”
The three of them were very surprised when they heard Wang Yuyang say this, and they were very surprised after witnessing the instantaneous change of the girl's expression, and they couldn't help but worry about Wang Yuyang.
"The venue is a bit small, but the quality of the event is definitely not bad."
The next moment, the girl looked at Wang Yuyang and said seriously.
"Buzz.........................
Immediately, Wang Yuyang suddenly felt that something in his mind was spinning at the speed of light at an unparalleled speed!
"Whew!"
After a moment, Wang Yuyang realized that the thing that was spinning in his mind suddenly disappeared and became invisible.
Just when Wang Yuyang was thinking hard about what was spinning rapidly in his mind, he suddenly found that a series of words appeared in his mind!
"This woman is weak and sensitive at heart, and the domineering and active man is her weakness! So! Just do it! ”
Wang Yuyang looked at this string of words and said silently in his heart.
"I'm rubbing! What's going on? Bubble sister automatic analyzer? ”
The next moment, Wang Yuyang's heart couldn't help but secretly rejoice!
"Is this reliable? Whatever he does, three-seven-twenty-one! Try it and you'll find out! ”
Wang Yuyang has the mentality of giving it a try, and plans to try it boldly!
"Are you so sure?"
The next moment, Wang Yuyang looked at the girl with a suspicious look and asked.
"I promise you that you won't regret coming."
The girl looked at Wang Yuyang and reassured, her expression was stubborn and cute at this time.
"So sure, then do you dare to hook up with me and hang yourself?"
After a while, Wang Yuyang watched the girl stretch out her little thumb.
"This pig is really thick-skinned? When other girls are stupid, blind people can see that this is taking advantage of others! Is it blind? ”
After the crocodile finished speaking, he glanced back at the blind man.
"Don't talk, I'm waiting for the girl to slap Wang Yuyang's face live broadcast."
"Good! Pull the hook and pull the hook! ”
The next moment, the girl smiled and freed her right hand and hooked Wang Yuyang's little finger with her little thumb.
"Damn!! This ................"
"This Nima ......."
"Is this girl an actor invited by Wang Yuyang...................
The three of them were stunned by this scene!
"The analysis is quite accurate, then I'll take the initiative a little more."
Wang Yuyang secretly rejoiced in his heart.
"It's so hot, when will you be able to distribute so many flyers alone, so let's do it, anyway, there is nothing to do with a few of us, let's help you distribute it together."
Wang Yuyang didn't wait for the girl to speak, and took the initiative to take the leaflet from her hand.
"It's so much of a hassle for you."
The girl blushed and said embarrassedly.
"Come on! Take it! ”
Immediately, Wang Yuyang strode up to the big wolf with the leaflet, and before they could react, he stuffed the leaflet into their respective hands.
"I'm rubbing! Wang Yuyang: You can do it! My sister let you soak alone, and we want to do all this hard work? ”
The three of them were very unconvinced after reacting, but because the girl was watching them nearby, they had to come to Wang Yuyang's side and complain quietly.
"Holy! I'm obviously helping you make girls, don't you understand? ”
Unexpectedly, Wang Yuyang took advantage of it.
"You make it clear, otherwise we won't go today and have to hang you here, if we can't make a girl, you don't want to be happy alone!"
"Do you have water in your heads? I have to waste precious pickle time doing superfluous explanations, okay! Listen up! Isn't this girl pretty? ”
Wang Yuyang looked at the three of them helplessly and said.
"Beautiful!"
The three of them whispered in response.
"Do you think that such a beautiful girl is actually handing out leaflets and working hard in the club, just imagine what those girls who don't do things and become officials will look like?"
Wang Yuyang asked in a low voice, and at this time he had a lewd smile on his face.
"Oh....................."
As soon as Wang Yuyang said this, the three of them suddenly realized!
"Cowhide! My big brother! ”
"Pickling girls haven't made it yet! No more nonsense! In one word, to do or not to do? ”
Wang Yuyang looked at the three of them and asked in a low voice.
"!"
"!"
"!"
The next moment, a strong drive appeared on the faces of the three of them at the same time!
"Let's go!"
The girl really didn't lie, when Wang Yuyang and they came to the event venue in the evening, the venue was already crowded by the audience, and they deliberately arrived half an hour early, which is extremely valuable for the four DIAO silks who are even late for class.
"It's not good! After a rough visual inspection, we already found that at least three-quarters of the audience were boys! ”
The big wolf couldn't help but feel uneasy after a visual inspection.
"And they all look very good-looking!"
The crocodile then looked around the venue and added.
"Yes! This is clearly a wolf with more meat and less meat! ”
The blind man complained.
"What kind of wolf can eat meat when there is more meat and less meat?"
After listening to their complaints, Wang Yuyang did not immediately cheer them up, but asked with a mysterious smile.
"Of course it's a fierce wolf!"
The three responded in unison.
"Then what kind of wolf can eat meat in this situation?"
Wang Yuyang then asked.
"Rich wolf!"
The crocodile said without thinking.
"That's not right!"
Wang Yuyang shook his head with a smile.
"Handsome wolf!"
The blind man replied.
"That's not right!"
"A handsome wolf who is rich and long!"
The crocodile replied again.
"That's not right!"
Wang Yuyang still had a mysterious smile on the corner of his mouth.
"I see!"
At this time, the big wolf, who had been thinking about it, finally spoke.
"What is it?"
The crocodile and the blind man approached and asked.
"A handsome, rich, and family wolf!"
The big wolf replied earnestly.
"How? Right? ”
As soon as the big wolf said this, the crocodile and the blind man couldn't help but nod their heads again and again!
"I've been convinced of your thinking! Isn't there anyone who knows the right answer? ”
At this time, Wang Yuyang's face had been replaced with a speechless expression!
"Okay, okay, don't sell it? Tell us directly, okay? ”
"Good! Let me ask you again, what is the purpose of our participation in this club tonight? ”
"Bubble girl!"
The three of them responded in unison and said loudly.
The three of them didn't control their voices, and all the people around them heard their words.
"Just a few of them, Diao silk, and they came to grab girls with us! I don't know where they got their confidence. ”
Immediately, a handsome boy looked at them with contempt and said.
After the boy finished speaking, he didn't forget to straighten his yellow hair.
"Yes! This club activity is also really, there is not even a threshold, and anyone can really come in! ”
The muscular man standing with the handsome man continued.
After finishing speaking, the muscular man habitually shook his chest muscles.
"Let's go..........."
In an instant, the trio pulled their heads down like deflated balloons.
"Ignore them!"
Wang Yuyang dragged the three of them aside.
"You've got it! Only a pervert can soak a girl! ”
Wang Yuyang continued.
"Pervert, ???"
The three of them never thought that Wang Yuyang would say such a thing.
"That's right! Whether you can succeed in soaking the girl tonight depends on whether you are a pervert or not! ”
Wang Yuyang patted the shoulders of the three of them and said seriously.
"Really? Look at your serious pretending to be forced, I'm convinced! ”
The next moment, the crocodile looked at Wang Yuyang with both hands and said with a smile.
"That's it, Wang Yuyang, the three of us don't want to be a girl tonight, let's be content to come and see the girl."
"Don't! Don't be swayed by those two vases! As long as you do what I say, I promise you'll get a girl tonight. ”
Wang Yuyang looked at the three of them and patted the **** and said.
"So be it! Shall we make a bet with you? What do you think? ”
"What bet?"
"Not to mention other girls in this club, just pick a girl with the lowest difficulty and the easiest to get started, just the girl who handed out flyers today, if you can get her today, I will help you write your four-year college homework! What do you think? ”
The crocodile looked at Wang Yuyang and said.
"Your feet in college for four years, I'll help you wash them!"
The blind man also followed suit.
"Wow! Are you sure? My feet are ugly. ”
Wang Yuyang looked at the blind man and teased with a smile.
"I'll wash your clothes for you!"
The big wolf also joined the gamble.
"So good!"
Wang Yuyang turned his head to look at the big wolf.
"How? Do you dare? ”
The crocodile looked at Wang Yuyang and asked.
"What kind of gamble is this, aren't you clearly serving the people?"
Wang Yuyang laughed.
"Holy! Confidence in the mystery! I'll only serve you! ”
The big wolf patted Wang Yuyang's shoulder and laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist.
"Don't talk nonsense, do you dare to bet?"
The crocodile spoke again.
"Come on! But I want to confirm with you in advance what is the scale of your so-called "bubble"? Kissing or sleeping? ”
Wang Yuyang asked with a smile.
"Huh! Kissing and sleeping! Just hold hands for more than 10 minutes! ”
The crocodile couldn't stand it anymore, Wang Yuyang pretended to be so forced.
"Good! You guys wait and see the show. ”
The next moment, Wang Yuyang shrugged his shoulders lightly and agreed with a smile.
"Good! We are waiting to see your circus! Hahaha! ”
"No more nonsense! The show is about to start, let's go to the middle to grab the feng shui treasure. ”
Wang Yuyang saw that the host had already gone on the stage, and hurriedly pulled the three of them to squeeze in.
"Wait! Don't you want to know the consequences of your loss? ”
The crocodile looked at Wang Yuyang and reminded.
"I'm not going to lose. Look at the girl! ”
Wang Yuyang looked at the three of them and laughed mysteriously.
After speaking, he took the lead in squeezing into the center of the venue.
"China's self-confidence emperor! I'm convinced! ”
The next moment, the big wolf looked at the blind man and the crocodile and said solemnly.
"I'm convinced too!"
"I'm convinced too!"
At this time, the faces of these two people were helpless and speechless!
Wang Yuyang's guess is really good, this club is full of beautiful girls.
The girl dancing on the stage is not only in perfect shape, but also has a very beautiful face.
"Oh............................."
Every time they bent over, every time they shook their hips, and every time they shook their chests, they all caused the audience to scream and *******This woman loves vanity, and she doesn't look at her face when she looks at money!" It's very soaked! ”
At this time, when Wang Yuyang focused his eyes on a certain girl on the stage, the thing in his mind began to spin wildly, and a series of words would appear after the rotation was completed.
Immediately, Wang Yuyang shifted his attention to the girl who led the dance, a cold and beautiful girl. - "This woman is more withdrawn due to her family background, don't look at the cold appearance, but the heart is very easy to be moved, this touch, everything is willing to do for you, what is that, what is it, and everything is willing to do it for you, you know! ”
"I'm rubbing! Do you know what? What the hell is this? Am I being smuggled into analytics software by hackers? ”
Although Wang Yuyang was still puzzled, he was extremely excited in his heart back then!