CHAPTER 12 JOKER's Launch

The news that JOKER is going to hold a press conference has become the only focus in this world for a while, and everyone is paying attention to this press conference, at this time, there is no war in the world, there is no activity in the underworld, and the police are not working, this design has never been so peaceful, it is like a world in a utopia.

The top elite of the city, the office workers in the towns, the farmers in the villages, all professions, all social classes, are equal at this moment, they are just helpless human beings, waiting for God to come to them, and for now, Joker is the closest person to that God.

"WHAT IS JOKER GOING TO SAY THIS TIME?"

Xiao Ni took a sip of coffee, if she can drink a sip, she may not be able to drink coffee when she goes to hell, but Yun Yun'er nodded affirmatively: "Xiao Q said, JOKER is the only person who can save the world, he trusts JOKER very much, and there will be no problem." ”

Xiao Ni's eyes also showed surprise, and she said curiously: "Xiaoyun, you have been so strange lately, you don't leave Xiao Q in three sentences, do you really fall in love with others?" ”

Yun Yun'er looked panicked, her pretty face flushed, and she retorted: "You are talking nonsense, I just think that Xiao Q was cultivated by Joker, and he should know JOKER best, so I asked a few more questions, so I don't worry." ”

"Yes......" Xiao Ni looked at Yunyun'er, and saw that this girl's ears were red, and she couldn't help but sneer, "Okay, my Yunyun, and no one is robbing you of a man, besides, I'm quite envious of you, it's about to end the world, at least you still have a boyfriend who can give you back the last warmth, I don't want me to be a single dog in the end, I don't even have a chance to be a single dog, and I'm a person when I die.... Girl..."

Yun Yun'er was stunned, she didn't understand the meaning of Xiao Ni's words at first, but when she saw her smiling evilly, she immediately reacted, and the two girls hammered each other with pink fists, playing like this, obviously without a sense of crisis in the end of the world.

Then JOKER's figure appeared on the TV screen, and everyone looked at the long-lost figure with anticipation in their eyes.

JOKER SAID: "YOU DON'T NEED TO LOOK AT THE RECENT SITUATION TO KNOW THAT THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING, AND MANY PEOPLE ARE ANTS ON A HOT POT AND ARE VERY ANXIOUS. ”

"First of all, the dignitaries of various countries kept contacting me, and all kinds of martial artists wanted to ask me about the situation, but I refused, and I didn't plan to talk too much nonsense to them. Originally, I didn't want to talk nonsense about this kind of thing, and I had already made a plan to prepare for the upcoming battle, but the star in the sky was too much of an eyesore, and I panicked when I saw it, and the human beings all over the world broke the jar again, so I decided to hold a press conference."

People don't dare to say it, JOKER is telling the truth, and now everyone is in a hurry to the point of despair, and it's really like a year.

"I held a press conference this time to tell everyone the details of this alien civilization invasion."

As soon as these words came out, the whole world was amazed, alien civilization invasion?

"JOKER SAYS IT'S AN ALIEN INVASION?"

"Hey, I heard you right, Joker just said that this time it was an alien invasion, but isn't that planet a planet?"

ALTHOUGH JOKER DIDN'T HEAR EVERYONE'S QUESTIONS, HE COULD THINK OF WHAT THIS GROUP OF PEOPLE WERE THINKING NOW, ANYWAY, IT WAS NOTHING MORE THAN THOSE QUESTIONS, SO HE SAID: "THIS PLANET WAS ORIGINALLY AT THE EDGE OF THE GALAXY, BUT IT SUDDENLY CHANGED ITS KINETIC ENERGY AND FLEW TOWARDS THE EARTH ACCURATELY, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE SITUATION?" The scientists didn't tell you because the countries had issued gag orders, and my colleagues themselves knew that this thing was too weird and would cause panic if they said it, but I don't have that taboo, so I'll just say it here, the planet is an interstellar spaceship based on a planet the size of the moon, and their purpose is to invade the earth and enslave mankind. ”

Many people looked at JOKER and said this, their hearts were in their throats, and their eyes were full of consternation, isn't this a plot that only exists in science fiction? But if you think about it carefully, it's really weird, if you really suddenly get the kinetic energy to change the state of motion, then the foreign civilization on this planet is not low in technology.

"Still. WHY IS JOKER SO SURE? ”

"That's right, it's not like the earth hasn't been hit by comets before, and it's not uncommon for these coincidences to be met once in hundreds of millions of years."

THE TV SCREEN CHANGED, SHOWING A TOP-DOWN PLAN OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM, WITH A RED LINE ON IT MARKING THE PLANET'S ORBIT, JOKER EXPLAINED: "YOU SEE, THIS PLANET'S TRAJECTORY IS VERY PECULIAR, IT SUDDENLY MADE A BIG TURN AWAY FROM THE SUN, FLYING STRAIGHT TOWARDS THE EARTH, AND THEY NOTICED THAT THE PLANET FIRST BYPASSED THE SUN, AND THEN ACCURATELY INTERCEPTED THE EARTH, WHICH FEELS LIKE A PRECISION-GUIDED INTERCEPTOR MISSILE, FULLY CONSIDERING THE TARGET'S ORBIT, What's even more terrifying is that this planet is not affected by the sun's gravity, not ........ It should be said that it made full use of the gravitational pull of the sun and volleyed the earth with great exaggeration and difficulty, so you should understand, right? ”

People have been dumbfounded, even if the popularization of compulsory education is poor, JOKER has explained it with pictures and texts, can't you still understand?

"I believe that many people should understand what I mean now, and the reason why I don't panic is because since the other party is going to invade the earth, then it is impossible to directly let this planet collide with the earth, right? In a collision of this scale, the earth will definitely be smashed to pieces, and what is the significance of a shattered earth to this group of invaders?"

That's right! Could it be that he made such a big detour and did so many troublesome things, just to make his own aircraft crash into this planet, and then die together, and get nothing? Isn't this lacking in heart?!

"Damn, why didn't I think about it before? This simply doesn't make sense! ”

"YES, JOKER IS RIGHT, WHAT'S THE POINT OF A DESTROYED EARTH TO THOSE ALIENS?"

JOKER'S EXPLANATION CONTINUED, HE SAID: "NO MATTER HOW DARK THE LAWS OF SURVIVAL IN THE UNIVERSE ARE, YOU HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR OWN INTERESTS IN DOING THINGS, THE PREMISE OF LAUNCHING A WAR OF DESTRUCTION SHOULD BE THAT THERE ARE RESOURCES HERE THAT MAKE HUNTERS ECSTATIC, REGARDLESS OF WHETHER THE EARTH HAS SUCH RESOURCES OR NOT, ANYWAY, IN A WEEK, THE PLANET WILL AUTOMATICALLY DEVIATE FROM ORBIT, AND THEN THE ALIENS ABOVE WILL ARRIVE AT THE STATION AND GET OFF, AND THAT IS THE BEGINNING OF THE DOOMSDAY WAR." ”

THE PEOPLE ON EARTH IMMEDIATELY CALMED DOWN FROM THE EUPHORIA JUST NOW, AND LISTENED CAREFULLY TO JOKER'S WORDS, SINCE THE ALIENS WERE COMING, THEN THIS BATTLE WAS INEVITABLE.

"I want you to guarantee that when that planet deviates from the earth, it will be directly squeezed to pieces by me, and give the other party a dismount first, otherwise you on a planet the size of a moon, who knows how many alien warriors will come?"

"Therefore, I need the warriors of the whole world to unite immediately, this war is named the Earth Battle, it is a war in which the warriors of the earth give their lives for their hometown, and your chance to prove your worth has come!"

(End of chapter)