Chapter 423: Coulson's Illegal Society
"Hehe, Maya, what are you kidding? Even if I don't have your genius, I still know, there have always been identical twins, what the hell is an identical dragon and phoenix fetus? Hearing this, Joey smiled disdainfully.
In fact, Maya herself was very surprised.
As Joey said, the fertilized egg splits into two embryos and then develops into identical twins.
Only two different egg cells can receive sperm carrying different sex chromosomes to give birth to a dragon and phoenix fetus.
This is the well-known common sense, not to mention Joey, I guess Hammer, uh, Hammer can't figure it out, in short, Joey's current situation is very unscientific.
Suddenly, Maya thought of a possibility and asked Joey, "Joey, have you eaten Bangzun No. 1?" ”
"Hehe, you treat me stupidly, you made it clear that the pill is for men... I don't even know if it contains male hormones, where do I dare to eat it? Hahaha......" Joey laughed.
"Haha... Belch! ”
Suddenly, Joey's laughter stopped abruptly, she covered her little mouth, and said in shock, "No, I, I remembered, at that time, Bruce kissed me...... Oh my God, I've been tricked! ”
"Hehehe!"
Maya laughed awkwardly, thought about it, touched her fair and smooth little chin, and said, "Although there are only four samples of you, Hammer, Simon, and Banner, my Bangzun No. 1 seems to be a real success."
It's just that after women take it, there will be a certain chance of cleavage, which is ...... Of course, the current data is still too small, it seems that there is money in the future, you can try to apply for listing! ”
"Joey, I think, for the two babies in your belly, don't make a hasty decision, after all, they are two little lives...... As a friend, I don't want you to give up theirs, with your family conditions, it's not that you can't afford to support them. Best, you should talk to Banner and your brother Ward, Joey, whatever decision you make, I hope you don't regret it in the future. Maya said earnestly.
Thursday afternoon is the club activity day stipulated by the school, well, of course, the club activities are as usual, but only on Thursday afternoon, there is no homework for all grades in the school.
Therefore, every Thursday afternoon, the students are very active, and various clubs will also arrange members to set up tables near the school's BBS bulletin board to show off the "great achievements" of their clubs.
And as we all know, campus bulletin boards are often the places with the most foot traffic.
That afternoon, President Maya's white shirt and a close-fitting handmade wool vest - in fact, this is also part of the autumn school uniform, but this wool vest was knitted by President Maya according to the school uniform.
In the fall, President Maya still wears a red and blue plaid skirt, but with a pair of black leggings on her legs.
The elder walked slowly with his hands behind his back.
She was followed by four tall male classmates, one of whom held a large stack of wide posters, some carrying a white plastic bucket, some holding a few brushes, and the last carrying an aluminum A-ladder on his shoulder.
On the tall ginkgo tree, the leaves gradually turn golden, reminding passing students that autumn has quietly arrived.
On the lawn behind the landscape tree, there are rows of various tables, and next to the tables, there is a banner with the name of their club written on it.
In fact, you don't need to look at the banners to understand what most clubs do.
For example, the male classmate who greeted the elder respectfully did not have a table, so he placed a pair of astronomical glasses on the first bulletin board.
Obviously, this is a community of astronomy enthusiasts.
For example, there is a black and white checkered chess game on the table.
For example, show the wild traveler club of setting up tents and folding sleeping bags for passing students.
Like, this, uh, isn't this Mr. Coulson?
"Wow, the grown-up is here!"
"Lord, is your clone community going to come over and set up a stall?"
"Grown, I'm here for a fanatical barbecue group, and I have a snowflake steak flown in from Japan, it's so fragrant, would you like to try it?"
"Grown, we are a society of drag enthusiasts, would you like to try it? I think you must be more handsome than Tony in men's clothes. ”
Well, this is a young man in a cheongsam and a wig. The young man was so freckled with a smile that he almost blinded the eyes of the adult.
"Uh-huh... Ladies and gentlemen, please move your booth out of the way, and you are not allowed to post any information on the bulletin board for the next week. To put it simply, this row of bulletin boards has been requisitioned by the student union! ”
"Maya, this BBS bulletin board is 100 meters long, will you students be able to use it up?" Mr. Coulson asked.
Well, Mr. Coulson's outfit today is unusually hot-eyed, and of course, anyone who sees him, and the classmates behind him, knows what Coulson wants to do.
"Mr. Coulson, are you staging Captain America vs. Red Skull?" Maya looked up and down and said, "You, Captain America, have a righteous face, but this red skull... Kenny, is that you? ”
"Red Skull" nodded a little shyly and said, "President Hansen, that's me." ”
Maya hugged her chest with her left hand and supported her chin with her right hand, and said helplessly: "Mr. Coulson, I know that since the Hydra Destruction in Yellowstone (the boiled egg completely hammered that thing), you have been actively promoting the spirit of Captain America to everyone, but Kenny's version of Red Skull... Anyone seems to have to be sympathetic, right? ”
Coulson took off the A-line mask on his head, handed the shield in his left hand to Kenny, untied his collar and took a few breaths, then said bitterly, "Maya, people's hearts are not ancient now! Seeing the resurgence of Hydra, you look at the classmates around you...... There is an old saying in the Great Celestial Empire next door - 'The warm wind makes the tourists drunk, and the backyard flowers are still sung on the other side'!
I gave up the opportunity to take a vacation and went into battle in person, just to infect my classmates with the spirit of the great Captain America, but ...... Alas, Kenny can't even play Agent Carter, don't I know that? The point is, no student wants to come and join my Captain America club. ”
President Maya said thoughtfully, "Mr. Coulson, you have violated the school rules!" Your Captain America club has never been registered with me at all, so how can you join a wild club? ”
Joining a club can also earn credits, do a good job in the club, get an excellent high school club resume, and it is also conducive to applying to Ivy League universities.
Coulson's wild "Captain America Club" not only does not have these benefits, but after being found out by the student union, it will be deducted once according to the situation, and a fool is willing to join his club!
Uh, Kenny's grades aren't bad, doesn't he seem stupid?!
"I can't help it, I need at least three students to apply for clubs, and I have to submit my application within two weeks of the start of the semester. I'm a teacher, not a member of the club, just Kenny...... Now that the Hydra is rampant, and it has done the evil deeds of destroying the world, I don't have time to delay! President Maya, be generous! ”