Chapter 401: We won't carry this pot
Qianyu never expected Alice to kindly remind herself not to drink tea, because of this reason.
It's not a funny little Lori.,This answer is really funny.,A serious nonsense.,Don't you want to be so funny!
Alice glanced at the handkerchief and pretended to wipe her mouth, but in fact she couldn't help but snicker at Qianyu, and then turned her head and smiled at little Lori.
"Hao Meng, you won't really settle accounts with the beep station, right? As far as I know, on the Internet now, whether it is a beep post bar or a Weibo chat group, everyone says that it is because the popularity of your new video is too high, so it caused the beep station server to crash, and you still complain about the beep station ......"
Little Lori was slightly stunned when she heard this, and at the moment she scratched her head and blurted out something incredulous.
"Huh? Do you blame me for your feelings? ”
Seeing the surprised expression on Hao Meng's face, Alice immediately picked up the tablet that was placed aside, clicked on a web page on the screen, and then handed the tablet to Xiao Lori.
"Now, believe it or not, it's talking about you everywhere."
Hao Meng took the tablet handed over by Alice, looked down at the screen, and what was displayed on it was the homepage of the Beep Station Sticker Bar, and the post on it had now been slaughtered by the Beep Station bombing subdued.
[The beep server blew up again?] Why can't I watch funny videos? ]
[Some speculations and thoughts about the beep station this bombing suit......]
[666…… Funny this new work is also too giving! Directly crashed the beep station server! ]
[I just posted a post to ask when the beep station server will be restored, and I only buffered half of "Song of Neurosis" and it was gone......]
[I'm so angry!] If you don't blow up the clothes in the morning and don't blow up the clothes in the evening, you just fried it when I watched the new video of the funny update! Strongly ask the beep station official to apologize on Weibo (funny)]
[I can't see the beep station.,Let's post it...... Last time, the bombing suit was still a live broadcast of the beep station.,I didn't expect this time the funny little Lori was also ......]
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Hao Meng first took a general look at the beep station post bar, and then her finger involuntarily clicked on the post with the most popular replies 'Some speculations and feelings about the beep station this bombing suit'.
The browser jumps to refresh,A post is presented in front of Little Lori。
Landlord:
I'm betting five cents,The reason why the beep station server crashed,It's actually a funny new video.,Nearly 200,000 people watched online at the same time.,It's more positive than watching the hottest drama.,It's to attract all of you lolicons together.,It's to blast the beep station server.。 (funny)
Second floor:
The Demoman is the most ridiculous thing in the world.
Reply:
Incisive!
On the second floor, you're a fucking talent!
What is the second floor since ancient times? (funny)
6666…… What a blaster!
Squeezed ...... in the front row
The second floor is the one who does big things
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Second floor:
The landlord took it for five cents! It's up to you! Originally, I was still angry that I couldn't watch the funny new video (Nike mouth emoji) at the critical moment of this broken server, and since it was funny because the popularity was too high and the server was crowded, there was no way! (funny squint)
Reply:
What else can I do, of course, forgive the beep station! (funny)
Hey? Why is the layer master's head green?
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Fourth floor:
emmm…… It's also funny little Lori can post a video that can make the beep station server run away.,A little UP master like me can't achieve such a feat even if he works hard all his life...... Envy crying...... Ahh......h
Reply:
I'm very envious, right, come on, layer master, I'll tell you a way to crash the beep server, it's very simple......
Give me a glass of water, splash it on the beep server, and I can crash the beep server in minutes (funny)
If you really dare to do this, I'm afraid you'll have to go in and pick up soap!
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Just glanced at these public opinions in the post, Hao Meng immediately said.
"! How could it be my pot? We don't carry this pot! ”
Then Xiao Lori raised her head and explained seriously.
"This is clearly the potato server used by the beeping station, why is it blown up because of my work?"
"Oh? Is it? ”
Alice, who was looking down at her phone, couldn't help but raise her head with interest when she heard this, staring at the little Lori and smiling.
"Then you can take a look at this news again and talk about it after reading it."
After speaking, he handed over the mobile phone in his hand.
Hao Meng hesitated slightly, and finally took the phone curiously and looked at it-
This is a popular headline of the day.
Title: [The culprit that caused the beep station server to crash turned out to be this cute little Lori? 】
Body:
This afternoon, the beep station server crashed in a large area,Resulting in all videos being unable to watch normally,The post bar of its beep station was also made a fuss by the incident,And the reason why more than 100 million users of the beep station can't watch the beep station video,It turned out to be because of a new song video uploaded by a Lori UP master named 'Slippery World's Big Funny"。
The UP master is a Lori who is only eleven or twelve years old, with her cute and cute appearance, and versatile skills, she has captured a large number of Lolicon fans at the beep station...... (N omitted below)
As of the time of the editor's press release, there is still no sign of recovery on the beep station server, and here the editor can't help but say a word to the staff of the beep station——
Awesome! Old iron! I'm still waiting to go to the beep station after work to watch the video of the funny little Lori!
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After reading the news, Little Lori's face immediately darkened.
"You see that even the news says that it is your pot, and you still want to shake the pot without carrying it?"
Alice laughed.
Little Lori spread helplessly on the sofa, listless and a little deflated.
"Ah...... It's really unlucky, in the end, I have to take the blame for the beep station potato server......"
Qian Yu looked at the sluggish little Lori who was spread out on the sofa, and blinked with some surprise.
"That's a good thing!"
Like a deflated ball, the little Lori glanced at Qianyu, tilted her little head and asked with some puzzlement.
"Huh? This is obviously slandering me for betraying the blame, how can it become a good thing? ”
"As soon as I heard what you said, I knew that you didn't listen to the teacher well in class."
Qian Yu helped his forehead, then looked at Xiao Lori, and stretched out his index finger to have some mysterious secret paths.
"Do you know what hype is? This is your chance to make a name for yourself and increase your popularity! ”
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What Qianyu said is not false at all.
Now the news on the Internet that the beeping station server crashed due to the funny upload of videos has spread all over the sky.
In today's well-informed Internet, a message can be known to thousands of people in a snap of a finger, so in a very short period of time, the world's big joke and the beep station server crash, these two keyword messages are imprinted in the minds of many people.
What is a Beep Station? That's a well-known two-dimensional barrage video site in the country!
In Longhuaguo, young people don't know what YouTube is, you don't need to watch the oil depot video, you don't know Lay's, Beloved Wife, Penguin video......
But if you are a young person and don't know what a beep station is, it means that this person has been out of touch with the times.
And now...... The beep station server was unexpectedly blasted and collapsed by a loli and a video...... It's unimaginable!
Those who have watched the funny "Song of Neurotics" video needless to say, and those who have not seen the funny new song, and even heard of such a little Lori for the first time today, these people are full of irrepressible curiosity.
What kind of video is it, and how good it is, that it makes the Diantang Beep station server crash?
How popular should this be? How hot should it be? to create the current situation?
Do you want to see it?
Want to see it!
Now, however, the question is ......
The beep station still hasn't returned to normal......
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