Chapter 456 Killing the Teacher: I Eat Myself
"In other words, Ben Kami has been with you for so long, and he has helped you solve so many things, and you haven't given us any gifts." Cammy looked at his swimsuit, which was more cute than the dead water, revealing the skin on his waist.
"I didn't give you this swimsuit." Lying under the sun umbrella, Xia Qi took a sip of cold drinks and put on his sunglasses, the sun was hot but still acceptable, and the cool sea breeze on the beach set off from time to time, "It's really a suitable weather for a nap." ”
It is clearly a very good beach, but there are unexpectedly few people on this beach, 100 meters around Xia Qi is less than ten away from everyone combined, even if you rest here, no one will come to disturb you, looking at the boundless sea of faces, Xia Qi's eyelids are getting heavier and heavier, a strong wind hits, and Kami jumps on Xia Qi's stomach.
"Poof!" Xia Qi felt that the contents of his stomach were about to vomit out, and he covered his stomach and trembled and got up: "Kami, are you trying to kill me!" ”
"I'm sorry, I didn't see it, you should know that under normal circumstances, we can't hit people." Kami didn't bother to make an excuse, "We didn't want to deliberately step on someone who made an appointment to swim with us but went to sleep." ”
"There are so many people you can't beat, you don't fight, but you hit me, the only person you can beat?" You really didn't try to fool me at all.
Still need to swim with her, Xia Qi can proudly say that as a bearer, he can't have obvious weaknesses, swimming is such a thing, he learned it himself a long time ago, stepping on the fine sand by the sea, walking into the sea, with a sad face.
"Wait a minute, according to the normal process, shouldn't we praise our swimsuit first!" Kami, who is quite yearning for the communication between normal people, pulled Xia Qi's big pants.
"Didn't I buy it all myself! Have you forgotten the way the clerk looked at me? "I've almost seen everything I should have seen, and if I have to evaluate Xia Qi, Xia Qi can only respond perfunctorily: "It's very cute and cute." ”
"It's lovely, just say it once. You men really like big ones, don't you! Kami puffed up her face and looked at the fat people on the beach not far away.
Without the slightest hesitation, he shook his head, denying Kami's point of view: "As long as it is what you like, don't you go back and care about that kind of thing, haven't you asked many times in the past, why do you still maintain this point of view." ”
"Speaking of which, you dead sister control!" Kami told the truth.
To put it another way, if one day, his sister suddenly has an amazing growth in the future and becomes her enemy, Xia Qi will naturally defect to the gathering camp over there.
I don't understand it at all, how can gathering people's hearts be as important as leveling the world.
"In order to prevent you from defecting to the enemy camp, it seems that every night after you fall asleep, in addition to finding a way to make you worship us, I also want to make a wish that your sister will not grow up again." Now, basically every night after Xia Qi falls asleep, Kami will whisper in Xia Qi's ear like a ritual.
"So you're still doing such horrible things every night!" Xia Qi was startled, imagining that after he fell asleep, a god full of resentment about the appearance of Lori, kept reading in his ear, trying to brainwash the picture, it seemed a little terrifying.
"It's not important to have any small problems, let's go swimming together." couldn't wait to bring Xia Qi closer to the seawater, Xia Qi had no effect in the water at all, Kami was used to walking through walls and the ground, and the sea water had no effect on her body at all.
The two of them suddenly became the overlords of the seaside, and the men and women not far away were in different painting styles, where they were splashing water on each other to play ball, and Xia Qi and Kami were communicating with each other with their eyes under the water, this fish is delicious, this fish is a lot to eat, this fish is suitable for making soup and that fish is suitable for direct barbecue.
After landing on the shore, Xia Qi prepared the ingredients for lunch, and it was so easy to decide that it was seafood barbecue, and took out a bunch of barbecue equipment from the bracelet, "Sure enough, in terms of eating, you are still so well prepared." ”
"Wait and eat." He skillfully began to process the ingredients he had brought over, and every few minutes, all the ingredients were processed, and several fish were already placed on the grill, and the fragrance was permeating, so that passers-by nearby felt that it was time to eat.
After rejecting several groups of people who wanted to buy Xia Qi's grilled fish, Xia Qi and Kami were the only two people left on the beach near Xia Qi, and the others smelled the fragrance and ran to eat, and Xia Qi was even more unrestrained.
Picked up the dagger and cut off a yellow tentacle and put it on the barbecue grill, Xia Qi turned his head to look at the drooling teacher next to him, it was really difficult to hide from him, he could roughly smell the smell on the entire island, "Are you a dog to kill the teacher!" ”
"When I smell this, I know that it must be Xia Qi that you are barbecuing, and other people's barbecue must not be so fragrant, and it looks so delicious." The little eyes of the killer teacher are always staring at the grilled fish on the grill, and they don't even care about their own tentacles.
Xia Qi maintained an indifferent attitude towards the compliment of killing the teacher, "Even if you compliment me so much, I won't give you food." ”
"Don't do that! Xia Qi, do you know how the teacher was treated and tortured after he became a completely defensive form? Although there is no way to be hurt, there is no way to make up for the mental damage! I've been going to surprise you again, and now I'm too hungry to walk! If it goes on like this, the teacher will die! The experienced teacher immediately began to cry miserably, and if his saliva was removed, other parts of his acting skills could get full marks.
Ignoring the killing teacher, Xia Qi ate his own grilled fish, feeling a little wet under his feet, and the saliva from killing the teacher had spread to his feet, "Is this the case again, if it's just one, I can still give it to you." ”
"Thank you so much, classmate Xia Qi, you are such a good person!" Teacher Kill waited for Xia Qi's words, and immediately swallowed a grilled fish in one bite, and then continued to look at Xia Qi with blank eyes.
"That tentacle is for you too!" Xia Qi casually put some spices on the tentacles that had just cut off and killed the teacher.
Teacher Kill hesitated for a moment, but still ate it, and then his eyes gave off an unusual light, and he discussed with Xia Qi: "Xia Qi, can you help me bake some tentacles?" ”