What? Prince! Where did the prince come from?

Seeing that the little Taoist priest was confused, the lupine scarf, dressed like Zhuge Liang on the stage, shouted: "Naturally, the prince who is the only one in heaven and earth who respects the country!" ”

What? Heaven and earth are the only ones who respect the country!

The little Taoist priest was dumbfounded, only feeling that this fact was incredible.

After being stunned for a moment, he reacted, pointed to the baby in the palm of Suzaku'er's hand, and said suspiciously: "Is it him?" ”

The ghost nodded, and Masasei said, "Exactly! ”

Then his face changed, and suddenly he smiled. He said softly, "Come, baby, come to Daddy." ”

What? Daddy.

The little Taoist priest pointed at the ghost and then at the Vermilion Bird, laughing heartily.

Suzaku woke up in shock, and when she looked up, she was immediately startled.

She moved to the little Taoist priest and asked timidly, "Ugly Taoist priest, why are there so many evil ghosts?" ”

The little Taoist priest was dizzy, I went, it turned out that this aunt was not calm, but she didn't see it at all.

The little Taoist priest smiled bitterly and said, "Finch, these ghosts are here to find your baby." ”

When Suzaku heard this, she was immediately afraid, and she was angry: "I am his mother, this is my baby." No one in the world, nor any ghost, can snatch my baby from my aunt and grandmother. ”

The ghost was stunned for a moment, pointed to Suzaku'er, and laughed: "Okay, good, this king is the baby's father, you are the baby's mother, then aren't you my wife?" ”

"Although you are a living person, for the sake of your beauty, this king will accept you as a harem lady."

"Let's go, let's go back to the palace with this king, we are a family of three, we will build this, and I will respect the country only in the heavens and the earth."

Suzaku pointed at herself in a daze, and then pointed at the ghost in a daze, and asked in disbelief, "What?" Do you want me to marry you? ”

She jumped three feet high: "Hmph, even if I am blind, deaf, dumb and lame, I will never marry you." ”

She pointed at the little Taoist priest again: "Even if I marry him, it will never be possible to marry you." ”

The little Taoist priest wanted to cry without tears: Auntie, it seems that I didn't mess with you. Look at what you said, should I laugh or cry?

The grimace was stiff, and Zhengse said: "What about this king?" ”

He pointed at himself: "This king is the founder of the country, the only one in heaven and earth." ”

He pointed behind him: "Behind this king, there are countless ghost armies that are endless, invincible, and invincible!" ”

He swept around with a feather fan: "In the near future, there will be only one king in this world and on this earth." This king will definitely dominate the Three Realms and dominate the United States. ”

After speaking, he raised his head and chest, and the expression on his face was clearly saying: Kneel down, wait for these mortals!

The little Taoist priest and Suzaku were dumbfounded.

When the ghost saw it, his brows furrowed, and the feather fan pointed at the Vermilion Bird again: "You, a mortal, but a little bit of a posture." This king can look at you, how can you be lucky enough for three lives? ”

"Now, the only best opportunity under the earth is in front of you, if you don't cherish it, how can this king be strong? But you see, in the near future, the king will have as many women as you want. At that time, what will you get? ”

After speaking, he took three steps forward, raised his head again, straightened his chest, and the expression on his face was clearly saying: Cry bitterly, beg me to marry you!

The little Taoist priest and Suzaku continued to be dumbfounded.

After a long pause, Suzaku laughed, and she smiled: "Ugly Taoist, I finally found a guy with thicker skin than you." This person, oh no, this ghost's skin is really thick, he is the only one in the heavens and the earth, no wonder he dares to create his own kingdom in the heavens and the earth. ”

The demon was furious and shouted, "How daring! How dare you laugh at this king, laugh at my kingdom! ”

Seeing that he was angry, the little Taoist priest thought that he would wave his hand and lead the army to kill. Who knew that he snorted coldly: "You are just a woman in the world, how can you know the divine power of my kingdom?" How can you understand the demeanor of this king? This king does not have the same knowledge as you as a woman, if you give birth to the crown prince of my kingdom, this king will let you go and spare you from death. ”

The little Taoist priest looked at the countless ghosts standing solemnly, and his heart couldn't help but feel worried. He asked in a low voice, "Finch, if you start fighting, are you afraid?" ”

Suzaku stared: "Nonsense, my aunt and grandmother are not stupid, of course I am afraid." ”

"Good!" The little Taoist priest said: "Now I am alone, I am weak, and if I really want to fight, it will be more than lucky." Why don't you hand over the cuteness first, and when I gather my colleagues, we will come over together and destroy this world, heaven and earth, and I will respect the kingdom alone. ”

When Suzaku heard this, her head shook like a rattle: "No, absolutely not, if you want me to hand over cuteness, you can't kill me." ”

"He's my baby, I'm his mom. In this world, will there be mothers who will send their children to death before their eyes? ”

The little Taoist priest persuaded: "Finch, that ghost is very distressed about cuteness, and it will never hurt him." ”

"Aren't you the most convincing person in your life? Cuteness is the first thing people find out, you snatch it from others, and it becomes yours, what is the difference between this behavior and a robber? ”

Suzaku said angrily: "Auntie, I will learn from your lady today, and I am unreasonable when I am born." Hmph, there is a life, there is no cuteness. ”

The ghost saw that the two were arguing endlessly, and was furious: "This king has given you two a chance, if you don't cherish it, then it's no wonder that this king is going to blame." Sons, listen to orders! ”

"Slow, slow!" The little Taoist priest said with a shy face: "Seeing that the king is so demeanor, he must be a great hero in his lifetime, may I ask the king's surname?" ”

When Suzaku heard this, she said angrily: "Ugly Taoist, your skin is really thick, and you even shoot the ghost's fart." I didn't shoot enough fart, and I even slapped ghost fart. ”

When the ghost heard this, his anger disappeared and he smiled: "You, a Taoist priest, really have some eyesight. And listen well, this king's surname is Bao, and his name is Xiong. Before his death, he was a talent, and he really learned to be rich and rich, and he was full of economy. Not to mention poetry, it is a military book, and I can read it all. That talent is learned, even in the house, and everyone knows it, and everyone is famous! ”

Later, this Wang Qu went to Zhixian to serve as a staff, but the hated dog thief didn't know how to use it well, not to say that this king had a sharp mouth, but his stomach was full of straw bags. The king was furious, quarreled with him, and left in anger. ”

After that, the thief's enemy came to the king and asked him to testify against the thief. The king, out of a moment of righteous indignation, complied. But unexpectedly, things went wrong, and this king was taken into prison by the dog thief, locked up for six years, and finally died in prison, angry! It's a pity that the king's talent and learning were not used during his lifetime, so he wasted it! ”

"Fortunately, the sky has eyes, and I can't bear to be buried by this king's learning, so after a hundred years, I gave this king another chance."

"In the past 30 years, this king has worked hard to train the army, and finally trained the invincible army in the world, like a strong army. After waiting for another thirty years, the restraints on my body were gone. This king came out of the mountain, and was about to wave this strong army, sweep away the universe, and return the world to a bright future! ”

The little Taoist priest applauded and praised: "King Bao is so ambitious, it is rare in the world. I wish the king here to get his long-cherished wish as soon as possible. ”

King Bao laughed: "This day will not be long. I think that this king has the wisdom of Zhuge and the courage of the overlord, and he takes the world, but he just explores the bag and takes things. Haha, haha. ”

On the other hand, Suzaku couldn't listen to it anymore, and said angrily: "Ugly Taoist, have you had enough of this?" It's endless, and I want to vomit when I hear my aunt and grandmother. ”

The little Taoist priest was happy on his face, but he lowered his voice and said, "Grandma, you refuse to pay, I can't beat and beat, I'm not delaying time, trying to find a way?" ”

Suzaku said happily: "Is there a way?" ”

The little Taoist priest still "smiled" and said, "No way! Otherwise, those dozens of ghosts are a big problem. The Shade is extremely fast, and you still have a chance to escape, but I can't outrun ten out of ten. Once I am entangled by the Yin Spirit, countless evil spirits will pounce on me, and even if I have the ability to reach the sky, I will not be able to escape! ”

Suzaku said, "This is easy to do! ”

The little Taoist priest was overjoyed, and praised with a smile: "I didn't expect you to be unreliable at ordinary times, but at critical moments, it would be so effective." Say, what can you do? ”

Suzaku said: "Grandma, I hugged the cute and ran, you are blocking behind, isn't this it?" ”

The sincere smile on the little Taoist's face froze. He sighed: "There is a life, but there is no cuteness." It is not yours but mine. ”

Suzaku said as a matter of course: "Ugly Taoist, you are a man, I am a woman, do you want me to block the back of a woman, let you turn around and run away?" Besides, you are a Taoist priest, and I am an ordinary person, can you expect an ordinary person to block the ghost army and let you, a Taoist priest, escape calmly? ”

The little Taoist priest smiled bitterly: "This is very reasonable. ”

Suzaku continued: "Also, don't forget, you still owe my aunt and grandmother my life. Even if you die generously for my aunt and grandmother, but you just give back this life, why shouldn't it? ”

The little Taoist priest continued to smile bitterly: "This is more reasonable. ”

Suzaku stood on tiptoe and patted the little Taoist priest's shoulder with satisfaction: "Ugly Taoist, work hard." Every year on this day, I will burn more paper money for you. ”

The little Taoist priest still smiled bitterly: "Thank you, auntie." ”

He then stepped forward and said, "Your lord, you are talking about arrogance, but you dare not believe it. In this way, you and I will learn from the Three Kingdoms Dian Wei and Xu Chu, and go head-to-head before the battle. If the poor road wins, return the prince to you, turn around and leave. If the poor road loses, he will worship in front of the king and the horse from now on, and be willing to work for dogs and horses! ”

King Bao was overjoyed: "Okay, good, it seems that tonight, this king will get a palace lady, and he will have another immortal tiger general." ”

"It's just a knife to kill chickens, and you don't deserve to be the king himself. Left and right guards, you go and ask for advice. ”

Seeing that he was going to the feather fan, the eight yin ghosts on the left and right of the attendant came over together, and the little Taoist priest couldn't help but cry out in his heart: I'm going, I wanted to coax this guy to end up in person, and then I tried my best to capture the king first. I didn't expect him to be so careful. Hey, this is a fierce battle.

If he can't do anything, the little Taoist can only retreat to the next best. He turned to Suzaku and shouted, "Man decisive battle, what are you doing with a woman so close?" Don't go far. ”

Suzaku was far away.

The little Taoist frowned: "Go farther away, otherwise, the sword and gun have no eyes, and you have to take your delicate life." ”

In this way, he retreated again and again, until King Bao frowned, and then the little Taoist priest said, "It's okay." ”

As soon as King Bao's brows were loosened, he heard the little Taoist priest shouting: "Run, finch, run!" ”

Come on! As soon as he said this, King Bao didn't know that he had fallen into evil.

He was furious, waved his feather fan, and shouted: "Sons, go on, tear him!" ”

Under this order, countless ghost soldiers, ghosts, screamed, and frantically poured up!