Chapter 206: Cease Fire! It's an ally!
But then, the math teacher was surprised to find that Qiluno's little Lori, who was dancing the house dance, actually sang a math problem:
The bus departed from the Red Devil Pavilion and initially carried three people;
When I arrived at Baiyulou, there was a person, and only half of the new people got on the bus;
Drove to Yakumo's house, two people got off the bus, and how many passengers were there in the end?
Out of professional habit, the math teacher, who was hiding outside the door at first, lowered his head and pondered, thinking quite seriously, trying to solve this math problem.
Who knew that Qi Lunuo's little Lori gave the answer directly.
"The answer is 0 people, 0 people!"
Just as the math teacher was puzzled by the answer, the playful little Lori blinked and explained, "Because Gensokyo doesn't have a bus!" ”
The math teacher suddenly felt the urge to vomit blood.
Except for the stupid (9), no one has been able to solve this problem......
This made the math teacher can't help but smile, this kind of question is really nonsensical......
……
The accompaniment gradually came to the end, and the audience shouted in unison 'Baga, Baga', and Xiao Lori pouted, and shouted 'Baga, Baga' in anger.
“BAK! BAK! Slightly~"
Then, little Lori stuck out her tongue to everyone in the audience and made a cute grimace.
There were many students in the audience who were amused by the cute grimace of Little Lori, but they were still very dedicated and tried to shout 'Baga' along with the rhythm.
This cute fool (9) was finally broken down by the bursts of gossip from the audience, shook his little hands coquettishly, pouted his little mouth, and shouted to the audience in a puff.
"Moe! Yaga is the same as you! Sky! (So stop calling me stupid!) )
Then he rubbed his eyes, his big watery eyes seemed to be able to squeeze out water at any time, and his pitiful look made people feel a sense of protection......
With the shouts of 'Baga' at the end, Qilunuo's little Lori smiled stupidly for the last time, pinched her waist with one hand, and pointed to the sky with the other, which perfectly ended this oriental house dance.
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At this time, in addition to the discussion of many students in the classroom, there were also bursts of mobile phone shutter sounds, just like a recess, everyone was full of interest in this cute Qiluno little Lori at this time, trying to kiss Fangze.
The teacher could vaguely hear from the noisy voice that someone said that they wanted to take a group photo together, thinking of this, he hurriedly fumbled around his body and took out his mobile phone in an attempt to secretly take a photo of the little Lori, and at the same time secretly regretted in his heart, why didn't he think of recording with his mobile phone earlier, and not recording the cute house dance of Qiluno Little Lori is a big loss!
He took out his mobile phone, held it up with a somewhat trembling hand, the camera was aimed at Xiao Lori, and with a burst of voyeuristic guilt, he kept pressing the mobile phone shutter.
Kirino is so cute! Even if you are chased for an autograph, the panicked look is so cute! Hurry up and take a picture! Burst!
Yes! Swing POS! Right! It's this (9) classic POS!
The teacher excitedly kept pressing the shutter of the mobile phone, one, two, three...... It wasn't until the phone prompted that the storage space was full, and he stopped with some regret.
Just as he finished filming and was about to check the harvest, a sound came from behind him that made his soul flutter.
"Ahh......h I didn't expect the usually sanctimonious math teacher to be a perverted voyeur. ”
This voice was very ordinary and flat, as if it was narrating a very ordinary thing, but it made the math teacher break out in a cold sweat, swallow a mouthful of saliva nervously, and the phone was almost unstable and almost fell to the ground.
Bite! Click, click...... Burst!
Behind him was the sound of an old-fashioned kerosene lighter, followed by a cloud of spitting fog, and the math teacher smelled a choking smell of cigarettes.
Without looking back, he already knew who the man behind him was.
This old smoker has no one but the gym teacher!
The math teacher gritted his teeth and turned around, only to see a middle-aged man in his thirties and forties wearing sunglasses leaning against the windowsill of the corridor at this time, holding a cigarette in his mouth, and looking at himself with interest with his arms crossed, as if he was looking at a strange and interesting prey.
The college clearly stipulates that teachers are forbidden to smoke in the teaching building, and this guy usually doesn't dare to smoke here in front of others so presumptuously, but he was obviously caught by this guy, so he can do whatever he wants in front of him, and he doesn't worry about reporting himself at all.
If what he is doing now is poked out, everyone will know about it, but I am afraid that my career as a teacher will end.
It was as if he had seen the academy so that the students would walk around when they saw him, and secretly pointed at himself behind his back, whispering to the others: 'Look, he's not only a perverted lolicon, he's also a voyeur!' It's a shame that he's still a teacher! ’
Thinking of this, the math teacher wiped the cold sweat from his forehead with his sleeve, stammered and hurriedly defended.
"How, how is it possible! I used to let the students study on their own! I'm secretly checking if they're studying well! ”
Facing the cramped and restless math teacher, the physical education teacher just glanced down at the mobile phone in the math teacher's hand and asked lightly.
"Do I need to take a picture with my phone to check my self-study? Don't tell me you're going to take a picture as evidence, even if it's a teacher, you can't invade the student's privacy! ”
"This ......"
The math teacher hurriedly hid his mobile phone behind him, and beads of sweat suddenly appeared on his freshly wiped forehead.
"Besides, I've been watching behind you for a long time, oops...... What is it that makes you so engrossed and fascinated by the math teacher? ”
The PE teacher took a hard puff of his cigarette, then spat out a perfect smoke ring and stared at the slowly dissipating smoke ring.
"Listen to the sound...... If I'm not mistaken, it's a loli inside! And it's a cute kind! ”
After saying that, the physical education teacher opened the window of the hallway, flicked the cigarette ash on the cigarette butt out of the window, and said with a smile.
"Hey! You're actually a lolicon! Who will believe it! ”
"What exactly do you want!"
The math teacher had now given up the struggle, looking up through the glasses and staring at the PE teacher's face in an attempt to figure out what he was going to do.
There is so much talk while smoking without fear, he knows that his handle has been caught by the guy in front of him, and for the sake of his reputation, it seems that he will inevitably go bankrupt......
"How much money do you want to seal, let's say the exact number!"
The math teacher gritted his teeth and said resolutely.
"Money? NONONO! ”
The physical education teacher stretched out his index finger and shook it, flicked the cigarette butt in his hand to the cigarette butt out of the window, and then came to the math teacher's side, stretched out his arm and put his arm around the neck of the math teacher who was retreating and trying to dodge, and whispered as close as the two brothers.
"I just need to share the good things I just photographed!"
Then, the physical education teacher showed a smile that only a gentleman Lolicon could understand.
The math teacher looked at the physical education teacher in a daze, because the 180° change was so great that his brain almost couldn't turn around.
After a while, he couldn't help but scold in his heart when he understood what was going on.
MD, scare labor and management! After a long time, it turned out to be a friendly army!