Chapter 258: I also want to keep a low profile, the strength doesn't allow it!
"ββAccording to reliable sources, he has a stone on his body that can make people have the superpower of 'King Kong is not bad', but if any brother has news of him, please contact the Dharma Protector immediately, and my king will be rewarded!"
The fair-skinned man glanced at the photo displayed on the video message, he was shocked, and walked up with three feet and two steps to push Zhao Tieniu away.
"Liquefied man, what are you doing?" Zhao Tieniu was a little angry and said: "Even if your position in the association is higher than mine, you can't push me like this, our Heavenly Destiny Brotherhood has said to help each other, you-"
Before Zhao Tieniu could finish his words, a crystal clear water sword ran from his chest to his back.
"Whoa-la-"
The flowing water, which had lost its cohesion, shattered into droplets in mid-air, and then rained down.
"Poofβ"
A tuft of blood spurted from the wound on Zhao Tieniu's chest, and he looked at the man in front of him in surprise and said, "Liquefied man, you killed your siblings, you can't die well-"
"Poofβ"
After saying a word, Zhao Tieniu fell to the ground, and then stopped moving.
The fair-skinned man is named Hai Lanlan, because he cleared the primary copy of super evolution and obtained the superpower that can "liquefy" the body, so he successfully joined the Brotherhood of Destiny, nickname: Liquefied Man!
"Hahaha-" Hai Lanlan looked up to the sky and said with a long smile: "With the head of Shi Jinlang, the director of the Super Management Bureau, Lao Tzu is about to become a superhero in the Brotherhood of Heavenly Destiny above 10,000 people, who will hold you accountable for the life and death of a fireworks, it's ridiculous!" β
"Are you a member of the Brotherhood of Destiny?"
Hearing Hai Lanlan's self-talk, Shi Jinlang turned his head and looked at him carefully.
Hai Lanlan was wearing a blue robe, and the robe on his chest had gold thread embroidery with the logo of his fists, and it seemed that he should be a member of the Celestial Destiny Brotherhood. Hai Lanlan, with fair skin and indescribable bewitching between her eyebrows, this is a standard dead sissy, which is better than Di Renjie.
Strictly speaking, the current Shi Jinlang is also a "sissy", but he himself doesn't think so, he knows that he is a man, but he subconsciously hopes that he is a woman. In fact, the two spirits in Shi Jinlang's body can be vividly compared to two different personalities, the vitality represents the masculine man, the aura represents the feminine woman, the vitality is bold, the aura is insidious, when the vitality dominates Shi Jinlang's body, Shi Jinlang is a principled and responsible pure man, on the contrary, it is a sinister and cunning, unscrupulous femme fatale.
"You are the director of the supermanagement bureau Shi Jinlang?" Hai Lanlan looked back at Shi Jinlang and said with a bewitching smile.
"Didn't you believe me?"
"Don't believe me, I have a picture of you!"
"Isn't that the end of it, you haven't answered me yet!"
"That's right!" Hai Lanlan nodded and said, "You can call me a liquefied person!" β
"Liquefied people?" Shi Jinlang was a little surprised: "What is your superpower?" β
"I can liquefy my own body into water!" Hai Lanlan said with a proud expression.
"Do you usually pee, then?"
Hearing this, Hai Lanlan smiled faintly and said, "I think we should talk about nutritious topics!" β
"I think it's quite nutritious!" Shi Jinlang smiled faintly and said, "I'm more curious if you pee yourself into the toilet bowl when you pee?" β
Hai Lanlan said with a cold face: "Sarcasm will not let you live, but will accelerate your death!" β
"Oh!" Shi Jinlang smiled helplessly: "Then you probably have to queue up, there is no one in this room who doesn't want me to die, but unfortunately I just can't die!" β
"The director of the overmanagement bureau is really arrogant enough!"
"There's no way, I also want to keep a low profile, but the strength doesn't allow it!"
"Okay, don't be quick to talk, let's talk serious!" Hai Lanlan pulled over a fairly complete chair and sat down and said, "What is the purpose of the Dog Emperor to set up the Super Management Bureau?" β
"Manage you!" Shi Jinlang smiled faintly and said: "You orphans, you are lonely and pitiful, can't the court find you a father?" β
"Hehe-" Hai Lanlan sneered: "You are also a superpower, so willing to work for the Dog Emperor?" β
"If you have milk, you are a mother, do you have milk?" Shi Jinlang smiled evilly and said, "You have milk, I'll work for you!" β
"What a shame!" Hai Lanlan smiled disdainfully and said: "A dignified seven-foot man actually kneels and licks a woman, do you still want face?" β
"Your question is similar to the one above, I'll ask you a question, do you have 36D? Will you hum? Shi Jinlang's voice gradually turned cold and said: "Let's talk about the question of shamelessness, you brutally slaughtered your siblings for your own selfish desires, do you want face?" β
"I-"
Shi Jinlang didn't wait for Hai Lanlan to speak, and directly interrupted him: "You don't have a face, I know, what's the use of a person who can urinate himself in the toilet countless times a day?" β
"You-"
"What are you? Do you feel pleasure when you? Have you ever ejaculated yourself? β
"Hahaha-" Hai Lanlan looked up to the sky and laughed: "The director of the super management bureau has extraordinary ability, and he is willing to bow down!" β
"Otherwise, tomorrow you come to Taiji Palace to report, and I will arrange a position for you as the chief eunuch, Iron Rice Bowl, I don't know what you think?" Shi Jinlang said very quickly: "I estimate that your thing is useless, instead of being idle and not doing business, it is better to give full play to your own strengths and enter the palace to shine!" β
Shi Jinlang's words were directly listened to Su Dongpo and Huang Tingjian's faces not far away, Huang Tingjian was stunned for a long time before he asked Su Dongpo in a low voice: "Is the mouth cannon kung fu considered to be obvious female physiological characteristics?" β
"Sort ofβsort of!" At the end, Su Dongpo added another sentence: "The premise is that scholars are excluded!" β
"Bang-"
Hai Lanlan patted the case and said: "This is the end of the chatting time, let me send you on the road, I hope you can be so sharp in front of Lord Hades!" β
"Oh, really?" Shi Jinlang said with an urgent expression: "I can't ask for it, my butt is itching uncomfortably!" β
"I know that Lord Shi has a diamond body, and I also know that Lord Shi's body is not bad!" The sea blue yin owl smiled and said, "I wonder if the Lord has experienced the feeling of being torn from the inside?" β
When Shi Jinlang heard this, his body trembled violently.
"So adults are scared too?" Hai Lanlan smiled and said, "The holes on Lord Shi's body - there are really a lot of holes?" I'll have to think about where I'm going to get into Shida's body! β
"Ahem-" Shi Jinlang coughed awkwardly and said: "Dead pervert, let me state in advance, you can go anywhere, and you can't shit anywhere!" β
"Don't worry, I'm not so disgusting!"
Hai Lanlan smiled coldly, and shattered into a pale blue splash with a "bang".
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