Chapter 127: Millions of viewers took off their pants

In the blue sky, a huge black hole tore out, the black hole covered the sky and the sun, and the entire barren land instantly dimmed.

"What's the situation, why did the sky suddenly darken?"

When Ming Shiyin was about to continue lying, the sky suddenly appeared strange, and he was shocked and hurriedly asked.

Wu Zetian glanced up at the black hole in the sky, and in the next second, her body trembled and said, "It's not good, this is my master's teleportation array, he wants to do something!" ”

In the Bagua Zhuxian Array, Jiang Ziya changed from the phantom beast body back to the human body, and he climbed up from the ground with the Sun Scepter.

"Apprentice, for the sake of the teacher's life, he has fought in the south and the north, and he has never known how to pretend to be forced, and he has never been able to pretend to be forced!" Jiang Ziya said to the rabbit with a red face: "But at this moment, in this situation, I want to tell you a word, that is, although the teacher does not know how to pretend to be forced, and he will not pretend to be forced, but the world of forcing will never lack the legend of being a teacher!" ”

"Master, are you brain-dead?" Shi Jinlang glanced back at Jiang Ziya and said.

"What is a brain wreck?"

"In short, it means brain disability!"

"Neither nor not!" Jiang Ziya shook his head and said, "As a teacher, his mind is clear and thoughtful, and his brain will definitely not be disabled!" ”

"That's to be frozen stupid, otherwise why are you talking about these brainless things without a beginning or an end?"

"Hehe-" Jiang Ziya smiled faintly and said, "Haven't you always questioned Master's army of million demon seeds, and being a teacher today will open your eyes!" ”

"Are you coming?" When Shi Jinlang heard this, he said excitedly: "Where is it?" Where? ”

"You're a rabbit, why are you in a hurry?" Jiang Ziya glanced at the rabbit and said: "Calm and calm, you are my Jiang Ziya's apprentice, don't make a fuss like a hillbilly, otherwise you will be laughed at by my subordinates!" ”

Shi Jinlang said with black lines on his head: "Okay, okay, please start your performance!"

"Ahem-" Jiang Ziya cleared his throat, raised the Sun Scepter with his right hand, and said with words in his mouth: "A cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops will meet each other!" ”

As soon as Jiang Ziya's words fell, a red light flashed out from the Sun Scepter, and the red light pierced the sky, tearing a tile of blue sky into a huge black hole.

"Hold the grassβ€”that's amazing!"

Seeing that Jiang Ziya made such a big black hole in the air with his gestures, Shi Jinlang hurriedly opened his live broadcast room, if it is really as Jiang Ziya said, the army of millions of demon seeds will emerge from this black hole, it will be an incomparably magnificent spectacle of prosperity.

Not long ago, because Shi Jinlang and A clutch showed a wave of affection, the live broadcast room was full of people who burned heterosexuals and opposed to this family business, Shi Jinlang thought they were too noisy, so in order to let them reflect on their self-cultivation, so they closed the live broadcast room.

At this moment, in this situation, when the annual luxury scene is about to be staged, Shi Jinlang certainly wants to show off in front of the audience in the live broadcast room.

"Burn the heterosexuals and raise the power of my big FFF group!"

"Burn the heterosexuals and raise the power of my big FFF group!"

"Burn the heterosexuals and raise the power of my big FFF group!"

The live broadcast has just started, and the barrage is full of this sentence.

"The pig's head is about to summon his army of millions of demon seeds, shut up if you want to see it, and shut me down if you don't want to see it!"

After turning off the live broadcast for half an hour, Shi Jinlang originally thought that they had almost reflected, but they didn't expect that the arrogance of this group of bastards not only did not weaken, but also frantically swiped out more than one million barrages in one breath during the black screen in Shi Jinlang's live broadcast room, and the most annoying thing is that there is not a single message about rewarding gifts.

"Burn the heterosexuals, uh no, the pig's head is going to summon an army of millions of demon seeds? That's not burning! ”

"Yes, yes, yes, don't burn it, it's not too late for the brothers to burn it after watching this one!"

"Give me back the goddess, otherwise the flame of holy war will never be extinguished!"

"That's right, the war will not be extinguished, and the holy war will not stop, unless Master Lang returns our goddess Ali!"

"Shut up, where are the Jinyi guards, the honor guard, and the stretcher team, come out and cripple these two mentally retarded people and carry them away!"

"Don't be so cruel, just unplug their network cable!"

"Alright, shut up!" Shi Jinlang glanced up at the sky and said, "Look, it's this black hole, wait a minute, the million-dollar demon seed army of the pig's head will be killed from here!" ”

"The one who held a big grass, I read it right, is that Wu Zetian?"

"I saw Xiao Mingye!"

"And the goddess Yang Yuhuan!"

"Forget it, don't pull my network cable, just give me Xiao Ming!"

"Yes, yes, we don't want to leave the goddess, Master Lang just leave Sister Yuhuan to us!"

"Why doesn't anyone like the Empress?"

"I want to lick the Empress's crystal slipper!"

"I want to drink the Empress's bath water!"

"Master Lang pointed the camera at the empress, I'm going to start licking the screen!"

"With a convulsion of the body, the whole live broadcast room became uninteresting!"

"No, I can do it again!"

Shi Jinlang wanted to make them pay attention to the black hole in the sky, but the attention of this group of old drivers was all focused on Wu Zetian, Yang Yuhuan and Ming Shiyin.

As the saying goes, once you enter the dimension, you are as deep as the sea, and you are willing to be a dead fat house from then on, Shi Jinlang shattered the dimensional wall and brought this group of viewers into a vivid world of glory of kings, no wonder they saw that the characters in the game would be so crazy.

"You lick it, remember to prepare paper towels, I'm not responsible for the milk paste screen that burned the computer!"

Shi Jinlang didn't bother to take care of them, and after adjusting the angle to Wu Zetian's side, he no longer paid attention to the barrage in the live broadcast room.

"Master, and then?" Shi Jinlang walked up to Jiang Ziya and said, "You've been open for a long time, and millions of viewers have taken off their pants, so you can show them this?" ”

"What millions of viewers?" Jiang Ziya said with a puzzled expression.

"You don't care about the audience, what about your army of million demon seeds?" Shi Jinlang asked rhetorically.

"Just come, come!" Jiang Ziya smiled awkwardly and said, "Wait a moment for the teacher!" ”

"A cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops come to meet!"

Jiang Ziya stepped aside and began to chant the incantation again.

Shi Jinlang shook his head, he knew that he shouldn't have believed Jiang Ziya, this is good, he has been thrown back to the earth in disgrace. But fortunately, the group of dead fat houses in the live broadcast room are still licking the screen desperately, and they won't think of this stubble for the time being.

On the side of the dragon-shaped chariot, Ming Shiyin said with a confused expression: "Doing something? What's going on? ”

"I don't have time to explain to you, tell the rabbit to kill Jiang Ziya right now! Forget it-" Wu Zetian stomped his feet and said, "I'll do it myself!" ”

"Rabbit, if you kill Jiang Ziya now, I promise you as the empress of the Tang Dynasty, I will not only cross the catastrophe for you, but also make you a big official, and from now on, one person will be above ten thousand people!"

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