The little Taoist priest persuaded again: "Your Blood Sea Sword is no problem to deal with ordinary imps." Against the kind of evil ghost from last night, you won't be able to resist a few more. Not to mention, to confront the most powerful demon among them. Miss Xu, you are really going to die, you will die! ”

Xu Ruoxue said in a deep voice: "I have made up my mind, you don't need to say it again." ”

The little Taoist priest looked at her for a long time, his eyes full of admiration.

Finally, he hugged his fists: "The heroine is righteous, and Tianyi is admired." Heroine go, I will avenge you later! ”

After speaking, he didn't say a word, turned around and left.

After only a few steps, the little Taoist priest felt a tightness around his waist. When I looked down, I saw that there was an extra white silk on my waist.

Bai Aya tightened, the little Taoist priest shouted "ahhhh

At the critical moment, a pair of hands held him. The little Taoist priest looked up and saw a face that was more moist than jade and more delicate than flowers.

"Silly Taoist, did I say that I would let you go?"

……

On a barren mountain, next to a dead tree.

A beautiful woman sat leisurely by the campfire, stirring the small soup pot on the fire with the small spoon in her hand from time to time. Occasionally, I used a cherry mouth to take a sip gently, and then frowned slightly.

This barren mountain, there is not a little greenery, there are dead branches everywhere, and it looks desolate. But if there are passers-by, at a glance, there must only be that beauty in their eyes, "leaving the world and independent, looking at the city, and then caring about the country". As for this barren mountain, it is naturally invisible. Even if you see it, you will only say one sentence: This mountain has a great ancient meaning!

Of course, in the eyes of the little Taoist priest at this moment, this mountain is desolate, and this beauty is even more ferocious.

"Grandma, please, let me down. I had nothing on my body except this coarse cloth garment. When you meet that evil ghost, you can't help at all, you will only lose your life in vain. ”

"Stupid Taoist, you have already said this three hundred times, it's useless."

"Hey!" After being silent for a while, he looked up at the sky, and the little Taoist priest sighed: "Xu Nuxia, you let me down." It's getting late, and even if I rush back now, it's too late. ”

Xu Ruoxue thought for a while: "Silly Taoist, you finally said something smart. With that, she came over and untied the knot of the white silk.

It was really tied up for too long, and when he was untied from the tree, the little Taoist priest fell directly to the ground. After a few strokes, he staggered to the campfire, picked up a spoon and was about to eat.

A scabbard pressed against his chin.

The little Taoist priest smiled bitterly: "Grandma, I ate a few mouthfuls of dry food all day today. If you want me to help, you have to let me eat something. Before the execution, this death row prisoner can eat a full meal. ”

Xu Ruoxue said: "It makes sense. But that spoon is my use, you use this. ”

Seeing her take out another small spoon from her bag, the little Taoist priest couldn't help but sigh in his heart: "Look, this is the eldest lady." When you go out, what spoons, chopsticks, bowls, spices, and dry food are all put into a small soup pot, which just fits, and there is really no waste of space. Like me, taking an iron plate is a pot, and picking up a branch is chopsticks. ”

Taking the soup spoon, the little Taoist priest tasted it and frowned: "I said Xu Nuxia, what will this woman do, except for giving birth to children, what will you do?" Even if you give birth to a child, with your fierce appearance, what man would dare to ask you? I guess that this is the only thing that will happen, and you have wasted it in this life. ”

These words are extremely mean, where can Xu Ruoxue endure it. With a "bang", the Blood Sea Sword pressed against the throat of the little Taoist.

The little Taoist priest didn't care at all, and still took a sip of soup. Even the sharp blade of the sword had cut through his skin, and blood had flowed out.

After taking a sip of the soup, he said lightly: "Anyway, I'm going to die, what are you afraid of?" As the saying goes, 'Peony flowers die, and ghosts are also romantic'. It is ten times better to die at your hands as a merry ghost than to die at the hands of an evil ghost and become a lonely ghost. ”

Xu Ruoxue acquiesced, and after retracting the long sword, she sighed: "I caused this disaster, and it has nothing to do with you." I should be responsible for my own troubles. In order to earn a way to survive, I forcibly dragged you into the water and made you risk such life and death, which is really wrong. If you are angry in your heart, if you want to scold, just scold. ”

The little Taoist priest was full of temper, and he wanted to scold her fiercely, but looking at the face in front of him that was more delicate than a flower, he was really ruthless, so he had to sigh: "Hey, do you still have any spices?" I can't drink this good pot of soup made like this by you. ”

Xu Ruoxue blushed, found the seasoning, and handed it over.

The little Taoist priest took it and smelled it: "Tsk, the high-quality old sauce, the authentic peppercorns, and the fine white salt are all good things!" ”

Xu Ruoxue said proudly: "That is, the Liu family's secret nine fragrant sauces, the Chen family's special peppercorns, and Shanxi's refined snowflake salt, all of which are high-grade products." ”

The little Taoist priest replied to her: "It's a pity that it fell into your hands, it was really a pearl, and it was a pure waste." ”

Xu Ruoxue was angry, and habitually pressed the Blood Sea Sword. After hesitating, he finally let go, and glared at the dead Taoist priest angrily.

Who ever thought that the Taoist priest didn't care about her murderous gaze at all, but slowly added seasonings, dry food, and dried meat to the soup pot. After a while, an enticing fragrance wafted out of the soup pot.

The little Taoist priest sniffed intoxicated: "Tsk, it's good, it seems that there is no need to be a starving ghost." ”

After saying that, he took out a small bowl, filled himself with a bowl, and drank it beautifully.

Xu Ruoxue didn't want to eat the stinky things cooked by this stinky Taoist priest, but after all, she couldn't resist the temptation of the fragrance, so she also took a bowl. After tasting it, my eyes lit up.

Seeing that the little Taoist priest was about to serve soup again, she waved her hand and opened the hand with her scabbard.

The little Taoist priest said angrily: "What are you doing? ”

"I have to eat before you can eat."

"Why? It's the soup I cooked. ”

"Everything is mine."

Half an hour later, Xu Ruoxue ate a lot, rubbed her stomach and "hummed" in a very unladylike manner, while the little Taoist priest only ate half full, and washed the dishes there angrily.

Xu Ruoxue also felt a little embarrassed: "Silly Taoist, my situation today, well, is a little special, so I ate more." Ask you to eat more next time. ”

The little Taoist priest ignored her.

"I said you were stupid, you didn't expect to have such good cooking skills. Don't you men cook? ”

The little Taoist priest stopped what he was doing and sighed: "Who told me that I have a super lazy master, if you don't cook, he can really go without eating or drinking for ten days and half a month." As for whether you'll starve to death or not, it's none of his business! ”

……

It's late at night.

Xu Ruoxue stood with a sword, majestic.

After a while, the majestic Miss Xu yawned: "I said stupid Taoist, will those evil ghosts not find the two of us, I will fall asleep waiting here." ”

The little Taoist priest was shocked: "Grandma, don't sleep." Now you're always the absolute workhorse, and I'm just a soy sauce player. If you fall asleep, we will both die. ”

Xu Ruoxue was silent for a while: "Silly Taoist, tell you bad news." ”

"Well, let's say, I don't believe it, there's any bad news, it's worse than me standing here clean up and down. I said Grandma, you allowed me to go back to Taigu County before, find some cinnabar yellow paper, and draw some talismans! ”

"No mention of the previous words. Silly Taoist, to tell you honestly, I have a bad problem, that is, when I want to sleep, the gods can't stop it. After falling asleep, the ghost can't wake up. I'm sorry, I didn't sleep all night last night, and I really want to sleep now. ”

The little Taoist priest howled miserably: "Grandma, you're not joking. ”

Xu Ruoxue shook her head firmly.

The little Taoist priest jumped three feet high, and was so anxious: "Auntie, at a critical time, can you be reliable?" No, I'll have to figure it out. I thought about it, there it was. ”

The little Taoist priest's eyes lit up, and he jumped in front of Xu Ruoxue: "Miss Xu, I'll tell you a joke." ”

Xu Ruoxue yawned: "I hate when people tell me jokes." If you speak well, I will give you a smile; If you don't speak well, I'm sorry, and I'll reward you with a sword directly. ”

"Well, okay, I'll keep you laughing belly."

There was a miser who felt that he was not stingy enough, so he decided to ask the legendary miser king for advice.

He brought two gifts: two fish ,—— cut out of paper; A bottle of wine ,—— water filled with an empty wine bottle. Unfortunately, the miser king went out, and only his wife was at home. The miser's wife, with a smile on her face, kept the miser and said, "Let's go after eating, my freshly baked bread." As he spoke, he drew a large circle in the air with his hand. The miser admires in his heart, this is the real stinginess to the home.

And when the king of miserliness came back in the evening, his wife told him about it. Unexpectedly, the miserly king was furious, pointed at his wife and said, "You are really generous! As he spoke, he drew a quarter of a circle in the air with his hand: "He is alone, it is enough to give him a corner of bread!" ”

After the joke was finished, the little Taoist priest looked at Xu Ruoxue with a blank eye, but saw that Miss Xu yawned loudly, and her upper eyelids began to hit her lower eyelids.

The little Taoist priest hurriedly said: "You laugh! You're laughing. Every time I tell this joke, Sister Qiu'e and Brother Huzi all laugh to death. ”

Xu Ruoxue barely opened her eyes, looked at him hazy, thought about it, and suddenly "giggled" and laughed.

In the middle of the night, this laughter came suddenly, which was extremely terrifying, and it really scared the little Taoist priest.

"Oh my mother, I'll go, I told a joke that didn't make you laugh to death, but almost scared myself to death."

Xu Ruoxue's laughter suddenly paused, and then continued to hit the lower eyelids with her upper eyelids.

The little Taoist priest was anxious: "Don't, auntie." I'll continue to tell you, please smile again. ”

The newly appointed magistrate is from Shandong, and because he wants to hang up the account, he said to his master: "You go and buy me two bamboo poles." The master heard the "bamboo pole" in the Shandong dialect as "pig liver", hurriedly agreed, hurriedly ran to the butcher shop, and said to the shopkeeper: "The new county master wants to buy two pork livers, you are an understanding person, you should know it in your heart!" ”

The shopkeeper was a clever man, and immediately cut two pork livers and presented another pair of pig ears. After leaving the butcher's shop, the master thought to himself, "The master told me to buy pork liver, of course this pig ear is mine...... so he wrapped the pig ear and stuffed it into his pocket.

When he returned to the county office, he said to the magistrate: "Master Hui, the pork liver has been bought!" Seeing that the master bought back the pork liver, the magistrate said angrily: "Where are your ears!" When the master heard this, his face turned pale with fright, and he hurriedly replied, "Ear...... Ear...... Hereon...... In my ...... In my pocket! ”