Squatting at home to college, which means "staying at home and going to college", is often used to laugh at yourself, for example, a commonly used joke is: "I am squatting at home in a college house".

This self-deprecation was said by Li Zhengzong himself to himself, because of the ban, he couldn't go to school, and he didn't even have a high school diploma, but Long Aotian didn't seem to understand what it meant, and he was stupid enough to ask about the barrage.

Embarrassed!

It was so embarrassing that Lee Masan-jong's scalp was numb!

Long Aotian explained through the barrage, sneered and said, "Brother Bai, you are really good at joking, you actually said that you didn't go to college?" I almost believed it. ”

It's not just Long Aotian who thinks this Li Zhengzong is joking, everyone agrees that Li Zhengzong is joking.

After all, people with high academic qualifications are generally very "low-key", and people with high academic degrees think that going to a prestigious university is not something to show off.

For example, after the exam, there are these kinds of people.

"I didn't review at all, so I panicked." --80 points.

"I only started reviewing yesterday, and I'm panicking." --82 points.

"Damn, it's really hard to do, I'm even more panicked!" --85 points.

"I'm telling you, I almost didn't finish it! It's game over. - 90 points.

"The last one almost made it, and I'm game over." --95 points.

"I don't say anything next to me, I laugh with you." --98 points.

"It's hard this time!" --100 points.

"It's stable this time!" --59 points.

...

Those people are bastards, they are all pigskins!

So with the lessons of the previous car and the division of the future car, everyone thinks that Lee Zhengzong belongs to that 100% bastard.

Because Daxian, who can make this kind of cow beep plug-in assistance software, has never been to college? What's the trouble?

It must be that the education is too high, and I don't bother to mention it.

Li Zhengzong is very tired, why does no one believe him when he tells the truth? Could it be said? Do you have this unbelievable physique?

Long Aotian didn't continue to ask, since Brother Bai himself didn't want to say, there was no need to keep asking.

"Then again, do you have any other jobs with my little brother?" Lin Qian suddenly became interested and asked.

“... It's just a matter of playing. Lee didn't know why people were so interested in him, but since they were customers and had to be treated with good quality, these questions weren't very difficult to answer anyway.

"Huh? I thought that playing with my little brother was just a part-time job. Lin Qian said with a smile.

Part-time... Li Zhengzong also wants to take this as a part-time job, but now even if he goes to a restaurant to apply for a job and brush dishes, as a former popular artist, once he retires, there will only be such a miserable situation.

"Brother Bai, at your level, go and be a network consultant, and earn millions a month!" Long Ao Tiandao.

Li Zhengzong interrupted: "Okay, okay, don't ask now, the poison is coming, Xiaocao, night and night, get in the car, let's go to the hospital first, and then see if we can find something." ”

The car, which was cut into a convertible, can still be driven.

Li Zhengzong and the three got into the car, away from the airport, and went to the punctuation in the direction of the hospital.

On the way by car.

Night and night whispered: "I really envy those who can learn and have a good mind." ”

"What's wrong?" Lin Qian heard this and asked.

Night and night said lowly: "I have a bad brain, my grades have been very poor, no matter how I learn, I am at the bottom, those ancient poems, words, formulas, I remember today, tomorrow I will forget all about it, every time I cheat in the exam, I am the only one who is caught by the teacher." ”

When I recalled going to school, I was very aggrieved every night.

"Well... Learning is also to pay attention to talent, but learning is not necessarily the most important, three hundred and sixty lines, the line of champions, night and night you must also have strengths. Lin Qian comforted, feeling that Yeye was not only inferior but also very unconfident, and she looked very pitiful.

But every time you cheat on an exam, you are the only one who is caught, what does it mean?

Hearing this night and night, he suddenly smiled excitedly, and his eyes flashed: "Strengths? Do I have strengths? Sister Xiaocao, can you give me an example? What are my strengths? ”

"Your strengths... That's a good answer. Lin Qian said with a smile.

"For example?" Night pursed her little lips, looking forward to it.

"What most people like to do is her strength, so what do you like every night?"

Ye Ye said excitedly: "Play the game!" ”

But soon, her smile was gone...

It was very quiet for a while...

It was quiet for ten seconds.

The corner of Lin Qian's mouth twitched: "Is there anything else?" ”

Yeye's face turned pale: "No..."

"Think again?" Lin Qian asked softly.

Night and night instantly have no love: "I'm sorry..."

Blast! Blast! Tens of billions of tons of blast injuries!

Night after night, I felt like my soul was going to be separated from my body.

It's so hard today... Compared to yesterday's crying, today I really can't lift my spirits, and I always feel that my heart has been stirred by a meat grinder.

Why are you so sad today?

I can't figure it out every night.

Lin Qian felt pity and forcibly encouraged: "It's okay, at least I've worked hard, haven't I?" ”

"Oh..."Even though he was forcibly comforted by Lin Qian, his heart was still very tormented every night, why was he so stupid? Why are you so useless?

"I mean, don't be so frustrated, right?" Li Zhengzong couldn't bear the negative emotions of Ye Ye Ye and said: "You don't need to be like this every night, you have a lot of advantages." ”

"Is there one?" Ye Ye glanced at his two little hands, except for the human body, he only had a flea-like soul.

"For example, you're very empathetic." Lee Jung-jong said.

As soon as I heard it night after night, my little body was stunned, and my ears were hot and dazzling: "Am I empathetic?" ”

"Yes." Li Zhengzong nodded, and she quickly realized the importance of being a Gatling ammo box every night before.

Night Night instantly brightened: "And... Anything else? ”

"Obedient."

"Is it okay to be obedient?"

"How can obedience not count? Obedient people are very pleasing. ”

"Boom, boom..."Ye Ye immediately began to laugh secretly, but I didn't expect that I was still a likable person!

Her snickering was audible to all.

praised her twice, and she got carried away.

I really didn't expect that there are really such innocent female fools in the world.

"Blank, you're so nice." Night and night grinning.

"It's good to face yourself, a person has advantages and disadvantages, regardless of the past, don't mention the past, not as good as the future, live in the present." Lee Jungjong grinned.

"Blank, do you have shortcomings too?" Night blink asked.

These words made Li Zhengzong suddenly gasp.

"Of course." Lee Jung-jong affirmed.

"What?" Night and night continued to ask.

Li Zhengzong was stunned, shouldn't this be discovered by others?

Isn't it a little weird to let yourself say?

Immediately, Li Zhengzong said seriously: "My shortcoming is that I am too perfect!" ”

Everyone: "......"