"Hello everyone, I'm Rex from Satsuma. Yes, as you can see, I'm a stone man, well, silicon-based life. ”

On this day, the first class of the city science and technology high school ushered in the first extraterrestrial biology class in the history of earth education.

Yes, the elder became an autocratic leader, using his class as an experimental point to open a new course, alien biology.

This is a real alien, not a prop, not a model, not a robot AI simulation, he is a living alien.

Instead, in the first class, Maya got a silicon-based creature.

Rex of Satsuma Star is two meters seven tall and weighs 8 tons.

The big shoulders and round waist and hideous face are not enough to describe its terrible.

As for his voice, which is louder than the school radio speaker, it is not something that ordinary people can bear.

No, as soon as Rex finished introducing himself, several girls were so frightened that they "clanged" and fell to the ground.

"Hahaha"

The rest of the students burst out laughing, and even Rex touched the back of his head and laughed.

Only Joey was surprised, and the girls who fell off the chairs seemed to be the best little who laughed at themselves these days.

Well, my nose is broken, it's really happy.

Is there anything terrible about aliens, is it necessary to exaggerate so much?

Joey's expression was indifferent, as if he had forgotten that when he visited the Konoha Grotto Prison that day, he was so frightened that his legs went weak and he collapsed in Maya's arms.

"Rex, turn around and let everyone take a closer look at the structure of your body."

Maya tapped the crook of the stone man's leg with a whip and began to introduce the differences between silicon-based and carbon-based life to her classmates.

"Oh my God, I'm so envious of Class 1, they actually have aliens as ** samples."

"Yes, yes, that Rex looks so fierce but has a gentle personality, and he must be involuntary when he becomes an interstellar marauder."

"Well, don't shake your head, okay? We're all blocked from our view. ”

"Borrow a light, borrow a light, the school flower of Class 3 Elena is here, she also wants to see the aliens, will you give up a place?"

"Isn't Elena the cheerleader of the basketball club? Didn't the elder be accommodating? ”

"Is that the kind of person that grows up?"

Well, outside the classroom of Class 1 a year, it is crowded with students and teachers from other classes, and they all want to see silicon-based aliens!

After that day, no one cares about Joey's big belly anymore!

Compared with the alien guy, what is so strange about a pregnant woman who is just a high school student?

As long as you don't wear condoms and don't have an abortion, more than half of the girls in Damidi High School have to go to school with a big belly.

The aliens, on the other hand, are truly rare creatures.

Even after experiencing Star Wars, even if the earth has inexplicably become a victorious country, there are very few aliens.

Recently, the United States has begun to have various disputes with European countries.

The earth wins, long live the earth, the aliens damn it, the import king has become a prisoner, and the import king will be sent to the laboratory.

The rice country is gone, and in order to save the earth that day, the rice emperor sacrificed his ego, and everyone pulled everyone into the water together, and surrendered shamelessly together.

Now that the earth has won, the import king should be returned, right?

No!

The Europeans have something to say: If you become the king of our country, you are naturally a person of our country, and you Mi Guoyan have nothing to do with it.

Since then, Konoha has become the place with the most aliens, and more than 900 younger brothers are imprisoned in the grotto prison!

In order to help Joey, Maya borrowed a few alien prisoners from the grotto prison under the banner of "helping Earth get acquainted with interstellar civilization".

Well, the wild mutants thought Payne was dead, but Professor X, Boiled Egg, and Sam all knew that it was Skrull who died, so Maya didn't need to deceive her own people.

Payne signs off and Joey seconds alien inmates to Tech High School as a mutant sympathizer on the Konoha Village Committee.

That's it, not only did the school hotspot change from an unmarried mother to an **alien guy, but Joey also became the object of everyone's envy again, and she was able to find mutants to borrow aliens, which was not enough for her stinky fart?

As for S.H.I.E.L.D. and the government, I'm sorry, Payne has a big business, they can't manage it, and they don't dare to take care of it.

"Don't worry, Natalie, don't ask for leave, I'll take you to Konoha Park this weekend, where there are more than nine hundred aliens, all kinds of things."

No, not only did the city's tech high school make a sensation, but the entire New York colleges and universities began to rumor about the alien guy's biology class, and even Natalie called her and wanted to take a leave of absence to see the stone man in Queens!

"Really? Mutants are not against it? Natalie on the other end of the phone asked, expectant and worried.

"Don't worry, it's okay or not, I'll help you donate a sum of money and help you get the identity of the Konoha Village Committee. It's all their own people, and they can't say that they will borrow a few aliens for you to bring back to school to show off. Maya Hao said angrily.

For Maya, it is possible to make friends happy, and the aliens can be regarded as playing their role.

"Wow, you don't know, I went to the Grotto Prison for the first time last week, and I saw so many strange aliens, I almost jumped out of my throat with fear, which is much more exciting than visiting a Disney haunted house!"

Well, poor aliens, it's bad luck to meet Maya.

"This"

Natalie was tempted, "Maya, can I bring a few friends with me to see the aliens?" ”

"Of course you can, don't say a few people, it's no problem for you to let the whole school teachers and students come over, anyway, Manhattan is not far from Long Island."

Maya has a big bag, and it's bold.

"Thank you Maya, but you don't have to pay for it, "Killer Leon" has been released in Europe, and the response has been very good, and the French director has already paid me the rest of the film, Maya, when the movie is released in North America, I invite you to the premiere."

"Okay, me"

"Jingle Bell"

Maya held the phone around her neck, and with a gesture of her right hand, the phone flew out of her schoolbag and floated to her side.

Seeing that it was Tony calling, Maya hurriedly ended the conversation with Natalie, connected the phone, and wondered, "What's the matter with me?" ”

"It's not me, it's Kunlun, something happened to Kunlun!" Tony said in a deep voice.

"Huh!"

Maya arrives at Stark Mansion and teleports to Kunlun with Tony.

The scenery of Kunlun remains unchanged for thousands of years, even if spring comes, there is still snow outside the Kunlun Mountains.

Only Maya, who walked on the stone path by the side of the martial arts arena on the top of Kunlun Mountain, smelled the crimson of peach blossoms and touched the breath of spring.

Brushing aside the petals that fell on the tips of her hair, Maya glanced at Zheng Xian, the bald head in the jute monk's robe, and asked, "You have also seen the forbidden weapons of the aliens, is it necessary to practice like this?" ”

Maya is ready to give Zheng Xian a ball of divine dragon power to assist in the cultivation of qi.

Not only did he refuse, but he also said that Maya was a crooked nut who did not understand the breadth and profundity of the Celestial Empire's cultivation and had entered the evil path

"Don't talk about me, I came to you today because there was a big problem in the Eight Domains." Zheng Xian said solemnly.

"Brother Taihao can't be suppressed? Why so suddenly? Tony wondered.

"It's not the Kunlun Realm's problem, it's the earth."

"Thorn" An arc of lightning flashed, and Taihao, who was in a dark dragon robe, appeared next to Maya.

"The distance between the Hell Dimension and Earth has been cut in half."

"What do you mean?"

Tai Hao's sword eyebrows frowned slightly, and his face was solemn: "There is a Hell Lord who has opened the passage to connect the earth. 2k reading network