Chapter 160: My Damn Charm
Night and night controlled the remote control like a caterpillar and squirmed towards Lee Jungjong.
Just now, Brother Blank told Ye Ye that as long as she climbed next to the woman holding the Dragon Slayer Knife transformed by Brother Blank, she would be able to become a game character again, and she would not have to continue to be a remote control for people to slaughter!
What do you want to do every night when you become a normal character?
Of course, she wants to use the small silver pistol she picked up at the beginning of the game to shoot the enemy in the head, and then enjoy the thrill of successfully eating chicken!
"I was able to successfully eat chicken under the command of Brother Blank!"
"That's great!"
Ye Ye spit out his little pink tongue and said with a grin, and his cute appearance made the people watching the live broadcast go crazy!
Beauty!
How can my family be so beautiful and so cute every night, just listening to her feel a strong desire to protect.
"You're still thinking about eating chicken?" Long Aotian subconsciously said when he heard Ye Ye's words.
Of course! Long Aotian didn't have any malice, he just felt that Ye Ye's skills were very good, after all, he was a master of cowhide coaxing and hanging to the sky, and he was really a lonely horse!
Since playing PUBG, Long Aotian can be said to be a man who blocks and kills gods, and a Buddha who blocks and kills Buddha!
Ahem, except for Li Zhengzong, after all, he is a demonic figure above the gods and Buddhas.
"Long Aotian, you women's clothing boss shut up!"
"You stinky idiot Long Aotian, what's wrong with my night-to-night technical dishes? Is your women's clothing as good as one percent of my house? Ahh Are you comparable to my family night after night?! ”
"Don't be angry every night, although you are a dish, but you are good-looking!"
Night: "..."
Why does she feel more aggrieved when she sees these barrages?
"Brother Tian, can I interject?" Lee raised his eyebrows.
"Oh? What advice does Brother Bai have? ”
"I can't talk about advice, I just want to say one thing to you, can you wait for the chicken to eat every night and talk about her dishes?"
"We want to encourage her now! Let her be full of confidence in life, let her feel that her skills are better than yours, so that I can complete the task of killing chicken, understand? ”
Long Aotian pondered for a moment.
Boasting about the night night technique?
I'm sorry!
Long Ao is not in the world, and he can't have a conscience if he doesn't go to that mouth.
"Brother Bai, I can't praise Ye Ye's good skills, because she is too vegetable, and it's already a great mercy that I don't spray her!"
Lee Jung-jong: "......"
Straight man of steel!
A proper straight man of steel, this straight man of steel is unique in history, and it is simply the most terrifying creature in the world.
What do I need to take for the treatment of the straight man of steel?
Brain fragments!
If the brain fragment can treat Long Aotian's straight man, then it is estimated that Long Aotian will choke to death, after all, if someone else eats three tablets at a time, he will have to eat a ton to completely cure the disease of the straight man of steel.
"Praise her!" Li Zhengzong said with a deep breath.
Now that night is his lifesaver, whether he can complete the task of killing chickens with zero kills is up to her!
"Don't boast!" Long Aotian shook his head.
"Brother Bai, why are you so stubborn? I said, I, Long Aotian, will never speak with a clear conscience! ”
"Oh? Do you want Sister Xiaocao's private contact account? ”
Li Zhengzong sighed regretfully.
"I'm thinking I'll send it to you later!"
Long Aotian gasped, Brother Bai's move hit his weakness, who is he wearing women's clothes for today? Who did he choose the white stockings for?
It's a little grass sister!
It's still a little grass sister!!
It's the little grass sister he thinks about day and night!!
Blank actually threatened him with this to praise his good skills in eating chicken every night?
Long Aotian took a deep breath.
"Brother Bai, you are despicable, you are shameless, you are obscene!"
"Aren't you mean, shameless, or indecent?"
"I'm mean, no matter how shameless I am, no matter how indecent I am, no matter how indecent I am, I don't have you despicable, you are shameless, you are shameless!"
"You just say it's over if you don't boast about it!" Li Zhengzong said with a smile.
"Ah~~~ Night and night, your marksmanship is really amazing, your position simply obsesses me, your posture of aiming at people makes me unable to learn for hundreds of years, you are my idol, you are the only PUBG master in my mind!"
"I don't accept anyone in this world, I only obey you!"
Long Aotian's face was not red, and his heart was not beating to praise Ye Ye Ye all the time, and his face was slightly red.
"I really didn't expect Brother Aotian to praise me!"
"Whew!"
"Then I'm going to work hard, duck, and I will never live up to Brother Aotian and Brother Blank's expectations of me!"
Ye Ye's heart was full of energy, and he arched towards Jiang Tiantian's position.
"Vomit~~~"
After Long Aotian finished speaking, he squatted on the ground and vomited, he swore that he would not speak with a clear conscience in this life, others would be punished by God without a conscience, and he would be more awesome.
Tummy trouble!
"Everyone, I'll go to the toilet first, and I advise you to speak with your conscience really bad!"
After speaking, Long Aotian left the room and charged towards the toilet.
Jiang Tian stared at the survival of the three people on the screen, the finals are so big, and there are open spaces on all sides, so where are the remaining two enemies hiding?
What about people???
Suddenly, she saw that the remote control on the ground was squirming, and it was still squirming towards her position!
The small, boxy remote control squirmed very slowly, but it didn't affect Jiang Tiantian staring at it blankly.
"Sister Jiang, why don't you use that dragon slaying knife to slash at the remote control?" Lin Jingjue said this, and he felt that it was a fantasy.
How can any player become a remote control, if this can be changed, then it is better to say that the dragon slaying knife in Sister Jiang's hand is also a player!
No way, it's absolutely impossible!
But in the empty finals, except for Jiang Tiantian who is surviving, there is no second figure.
Jiang Tian nodded hesitantly when he heard Lin Jingjue's words, and slashed at the remote control.
Whew-
The sword did not appear, and the dragon slaying sword slashed in the air like scrap metal.
"How can I let you make a move on the night?"
"Give up, mortal, you won't understand that the Dragon Slayer Treasure Knife you are holding in your hand was conjured by me using the Transfiguration Pill!"
"Mortal !!"
Useless?
Jiang Tiantian looked at the Dragon Slayer Treasure Knife in wonder, where did the power that made the screen shake violently just now?
"I'm chopping!"
"I won't attack!"
"I'll still chop!"
"Send out the sword and count me as losing!"
"I'm splitting! Chop!! Chop!!! ”
"I don't! No!! No!!! ”
Li Zhengzong triumphantly pressed the cancel button, as long as he wanted, Jiang Tiantian would not be able to attack the night of the remote control even if he exploded the mouse!
"This dragon slaying knife seems to be useless!" Jiang Tiantian said a little angrily.
"Don't worry, Sister Jiang, it's really not okay, you threw the knife and smashed the remote control to death with your fist!" Lin Jingjue made a suggestion.
"Okay!"
Jiang Tiantian pressed the F button, but it seems that it is not right! But it didn't work at all!
The dragon slaying knife in her hand was held in the palm of her hand, stronger than sticking to 520!!
"This..."
"What the hell is this?"
Jiang Tian poured his head full of black lines and complained, is this knife sticking to me because of his damn charm?