In the county seat, on the most prosperous West Street, a Taoist priest set up a stall, well, a stall.

The Taoist priest was wearing a red nine-beam scarf, a brown gossip robe, and cloud shoes, looking really good. Although the face is a little ugly, the dust on the body can't be covered no matter how ugly the face is.

So a group of women gathered around them with respectful faces.

"Please help the slave family calculate the marriage." A "girl" with a very "personality" asked shyly.

"This, poor Taoism will not be considered marriage." The little Taoist priest said shyly.

"Immortal Chief, do you understand immortal arts? Help me find out that the big fat pig that my family lost the night before was stolen by a son of a bitch. An aunt roared like thunder.

"This, poor Dao doesn't know immortal arts." The little Taoist priest continued to say shyly.

"Immortal Chief, please bring the sticker. The old man asks for the future of his grandson. A lady said tremblingly.

"This, the poor road has no sign." The little Taoist priest still said shyly.

At the moment, this group of old, young, and ageless women were angry: "You are a Taoist priest, you don't know anything, you don't have anything, so what kind of stall are you setting up here?" ”

The little Taoist priest shyly pointed to the stacks of talismans on a rotten straw mat on the ground: "Poor Dao is here to sell spirit talismans." ”

"Go, a dead Taoist priest who doesn't know anything, the talisman he sells can still work! Take a walk. ”

Watching this group of women leave, the little Taoist priest wanted to cry without tears: "Actually, Poor Dao is very good at catching ghosts. ”

On the side, Zhu Xiaoniang threw peanuts into her mouth one by one, smiling happily.

It's not early.

There were people coming and going in front of the little Taoist priest's stall, but no one stopped to express their interest in the stacks of talisman seals placed on the rotten straw mat.

Little Lady Zhu yawned boredly: "Hey, I said ugly Taoist, you won't learn from others like that, shout." ”

The little Taoist priest had a bitter face: "Don't dare, the poor Taoist will be shy." ”

Little Lady Zhu yawned for a long time: "That's it, then you stay here slowly, auntie, I'll go to the inn to sleep first." Anyway, it's not me who is in a hurry now. ”

When the little Taoist priest heard this, he hurriedly said: "Don't, I'll shout, I'll shout." ”

Taking a deep breath, listening to the incessant shouting in his ears, the little Taoist priest closed his eyes, gritted his teeth, and shouted with all his might: "Come on, take a look, there are good spirit talismans for sale." Quality assurance and affordable price. Uncles and aunts, little brothers and sisters, you can walk by, you can pass by, but don't miss it. ”

This shout, but it was Mrs. too loud, and the entire West Street suddenly fell silent, and countless people looked at it together.

The little Taoist priest blushed, and he was so ashamed that he searched for the ground to see if he could find a crack in the ground.

The crowd laughed, and after laughing, someone finally came.

The little Taoist priest hurriedly confidently introduced: "Come on, come on, listen to the poor Tao, this talisman is a town house talisman, stick it to the house, no demons and monsters dare to enter, but it can keep the family safe." This talisman is a talisman to ward off evil spirits, which can be carried with you, but if something evil is approaching, this talisman can be launched by itself to repel evil and bless your life. This talisman is a tranquility talisman,......"

He is eloquent, the explanation is very good, plus these talismans are of high quality, the penmanship is excellent, and at a glance you know that it is different, so everyone is very interested.

Someone asked: "This town house talisman takes ten pieces, how many silver taels do you want?" ”

The little Taoist priest was overjoyed: "The town house charm is ten taels of silver, and the price of ten is favorable, and only ninety taels of silver are accepted." ”

"What!" The crowd was shocked.

The man said angrily: "Where did this wild Taoist priest come from, is it crazy to think about silver?" The town house talisman in the Taoist temple in the west of the city only costs fifty copper coins, and you actually need ten taels of silver. you. ”

The little Taoist priest was in a hurry, and argued: "This brother, you said it's a spirit rune, it's a spirit rune!" There are hundreds of thousands of Taoist priests in the world, and there are no more than ten people who can draw spirit runes. If the poor path is not aided by an artifact, it must be at a large festival before it is possible to obtain a spiritual rune. ”

The man said hatefully, "You bird, you have a good mouth, and you can turn a straw into gold." But if you really have the ability, will you still be reduced to selling talismans on the street? Is it really a fool to be somebody? Roll on. ”

Seeing him turn around and leave, the little Taoist priest hurriedly said: "Brother Tai, the spirit rune is too expensive, and there are ordinary talismans." Ordinary town house charms only need one or two, oh no, only seven coins of silver. It's just seven dollars! ”

The man spat on the ground and cursed, "Sick." ”

The people around also dispersed, and their mouths were still dry as they walked: "Crazy, crazy." Just that ghost drawing talisman, hmph, so-and-so draws better with his feet than he draws with his hands. It's ten taels of silver, and I'm sorry, not a copper plate is worth it. ”

The little Taoist priest stood there stupidly, only to feel a sour look in his eyes, and tears wanted to fall.

He forcibly held back, and said to the little lady Zhu who was laughing and almost rolling on the ground: "Hehe, the fool in the mountains and fields doesn't know the goods. If the poor talisman is sold to them, it is called a pearl secret investment, whether it is sold or not. ”

After waiting for a while, someone in my ear asked, "May I ask the chief, how do you sell this talisman?" ”

The little Taoist priest who had just suffered a major blow said weakly: "This talisman is a real talisman with magic power and divine effect, and the price is not cheap. ”

The man smiled, "As long as it is effective, the price is not a problem." ”

When the little Taoist priest heard this, he looked up, but saw a businessman who looked like a ball of meat standing in front of him, and saw that he was covered in silk and silk and jewelry, and knew that this was really a person who was not bad for money.

The little Taoist priest was immediately shocked, and said with a smile: "What the honorable driver said is extremely true. You need to know that no matter how big the power is, no matter how much money there is, there is only one life. Although it is rare for ordinary people to bump into yin and evil, once they do, they may lose their lives. So buy some spirit runes to be prepared, and at the critical moment, that is a life. This one, but no matter how much money you spend, it's worth it. ”

The merchant smiled: "Your mouth is quite neat." Say, how much is this talisman worth? ”

The little Taoist priest pointed to a stack of yellow paper talismans and said with a smile: "This stack is an ordinary talisman, although it is ordinary, it is also a talisman with mana." Among the hundreds of Taoist priests in the world, I am afraid that I can't find two or three who can draw this kind of real magic talisman! This kind of charm, seven coins of silver, oh no, five coins of silver. ”

He pointed to another stack of yellow paper runes and said with a smile: "This stack is a spirit rune." The spirit rune is a talisman infused with the mana of the gods. This kind of talisman can only be obtained at large festivals, when the true god is invited to come down to earth, and there are some opportunities to obtain it. Therefore, the spirit rune is rare in the world, and its effectiveness is much stronger than that of ordinary runes. The price is naturally a lot more expensive. This kind of spirit rune, eight taels of silver, oh no, seven taels of silver. ”

The merchant was noncommittal and asked, "May I ask the chief, how long will the spiritual effect of this talisman last after you go back?" ”

The little Taoist priest hesitated, and finally replied honestly: "One year at most." ”

The merchant smiled: "If the Taoist chief said that it can be guaranteed for several years, then turn around and leave immediately." Since the Taoist chief told the truth, he believed the Taoist chief once. ”

After saying that, he turned around and said, "Madam, it's time for you to get out of the horse." ”

Only then did the little Taoist priest notice that there was a woman behind this meat-like businessman.

This woman was very thin, and she had sharp beaks and cheeks, and when she looked at the image, she knew that she was right, with sharp teeth and sharp mouth.

The woman asked, "Daoist, you said that this spirit rune is worth seven taels of silver, but in the eyes of the slave family, it is worth this at most." ”

Seeing her stretch out her four fingers, the little Taoist priest exclaimed: "Ah, four taels of silver, no, Poor Dao sold one last time, but he got three gold ingots, three gold ingots!" ”

The woman smiled, picked up a branch, dipped it in muddy water, drew a few pictures on a rag at her feet, and said, "Good luck to the slave family, I have studied the immortal method for three years. This piece of cloth was given the superior immortal method by the slave family, and after the Taoist chief took it on his body, he could turn evil into good fortune and all the best. ”

"Dao Chief, if you are willing to spend seven taels of silver to buy this piece of divine cloth of the slave family, the slave family will be willing to spend seven taels of silver to buy the Taoist spirit rune."

The little Taoist priest was taken aback: "How is it possible?" You draw casually, say it casually, this mouth is unfounded, how can you know if it is true or false? ”

The woman clapped her hands and laughed, "That's exactly what happened. Dao Chief, you also have no basis for your words, how do you know that the slave family knows what is the difference between the spirit rune of the Dao Chief and the talisman drawn by Lao Li in the west of the village, which is worth ten copper plates? ”

The little Taoist priest was stunned for a moment, first speechless, and then said: "Hehe, the lady said that she was studying under the immortals, but which immortal family is it?" That's empty talk. But Poor Dao is the only brother of the Tianyi faction of the Shenxiao faction, and the first teacher ......"

He crackled and said a lot.

When he finished speaking, the woman said, "The Taoist chief has some truth in what he said, but this matter cannot be counted like this, you need to know ......."

She crackled even more.

Zhu Xiaoniang was stunned on the side, but when she saw these two people, it was like two armies facing each other, you kill the past, I will kill again, the killing is not lively, it is not tragic!

It's just that the little Taoist priest is just giving it with his tongue after all, how can he be as experienced as the woman who has been in a hundred battles all day long?

Zhu Xiaoniang saw that the woman had her hands on her waist, her eyes were shining, her mouth was foaming at the mouth, and her thin body was pressing forward step by step, holding the ground, so passionate fighting spirit, so vigorous momentum!

The little Taoist priest was defeated again and again, and he was defeated again and again. In the back, his eyes were straight, and his mouth opened and closed several times, but he couldn't interject at all, and could only watch the woman's mouth crackle endlessly, and the voice was like the water of the Yellow River, gushing endlessly, and it swayed straight down for nine nights, and then fell from nine nights.

couldn't stand it anymore, the little Taoist screamed miserably, and sat on the ground. He shook his hands and hissed, "Don't say it, the poor Tao is served, obeyed!" ”

The woman stopped her mouth and walked obediently behind the merchant. His husband nodded and smiled at her, looking extremely satisfied.

The little Taoist priest on this side covered his face with his hands and asked weakly: "Little lady, this spirit talisman poor Dao just promised, how much did it cost?" ”

Little Lady Zhu looked at him sympathetically and said, "Four coins of silver." ”

Well, a spirit rune, from three gold ingots at the beginning, fell to ten taels of silver, and the final price was, four coins of silver!

Yes! Yes! Yes! That's a rune, it's a rune.

A spirit rune is only four dollars of silver.

Heavens, send down a divine thunder and kill the poor road!