Chapter 1: Goldfinger Missing?
18 years ago.
An orphanage in Chinatown, New York, USA.
Thunderstorms.
With a dazzling lightning, the gate was split into pieces, and the old king, who had a necklace around his neck, fell to the ground.
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Ten minutes later.
The old dean hurried over with an umbrella and a bitter face.
"Lightning doesn't have long eyes, where can I get money to change the door...... Hey, which one has no conscience, this weather throws children? Don't even give swaddling clothes? ”
The old dean hurriedly picked up the smooth old Wang and sighed: "There is one more mouth, what can I ......do?"
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That same evening.
A sneaky figure entered the room and took the necklace.
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18 years later.
A bachelor apartment at 77 Chinatown, New York, USA.
Sitting on the tattered sofa and stepping on an even more broken stool, Lao Wang carried a rolling pin that had been used for 7 years, drank the second pot head that had been stored for 13 years, and sighed.
"Titans are not reliable!"
It's the second time, it's the second time!
As an ordinary Chinese son and grandson on Earth, he caught up with the tide of crossing, his soul pierced to Azeroth, and by chance he became the apprentice of the legendary warrior monk "Chen Storm Spirit", and began the great journey to save Azeroth.
At the wine festival, the wine was spelled, the heart of the molten fire touched the dog's head, cut the two fools, and punished the eggs, and opened the door majestically.
Storm Fortress Phoenix O, Ulduarly Plane Bow, Beat the Ancient Gods, Beat Titans, and push all the way to the Pantheon.
Fame, power, status, strength, everything has reached the extreme.
Sargeras was sealed, Agus was purified, and even the ancient gods were beaten down in advance, what else is there to be nostalgic for?
Miss Azeroth took the initiative to contact her, sending equipment and warmth, crying and begging to call her brother, rushing to be her spokesperson and guardian, and caring for her young heart that was only billions of years.
Isn't that interesting?
So when the young lady and the Pantheon Titans asked him what else he wanted, Lao Wang remembered the high-rise crayfish on the earth.
He just wanted to go home.
No matter how reluctant they were, the Titans could understand Lao Wang's feelings, so they joined forces to cast spells, and Lao Wang took the "Heart of Azeroth" given by his young sister to travel through the time and space hub, and then ......
I don't know if I was interfered with by a shameless guy and was reborn in the wrong place!
(Queen of Blades: I don't!) Not me! You are talking nonsense! )
(A big guy: Blame me?) )
No, it's the wrong time and space!
Originally, I was going to travel back to the original body of the earth, but I didn't expect to cross to the gate of the orphanage, and because of an accident that I can't figure out now, I was rejuvenated and turned into a baby!
It's nothing.
At least the soul is its own, and the body is its own.
Unlike some peers, you have to cross over to others, if you are looking for a girlfriend, is it yours or your ex?
If you have children, is it yours or your ex's?
From a genetic point of view, it doesn't seem like yours......
What's more, just when he was about to freeze to death, or drowned in stagnant water, the old dean saved himself.
The fat little hand touched the "Heart of Azeroth" hanging around his neck, and the old king thought to himself that this was the supreme artifact made by Miss Azeroth herself and given power by all the Titans of the Pantheon, but it was not a defective product that Diamond Magni had ever had, and it was even more awesome than the sword in Sargeras's hand!
Activate the full power of the "Heart of Azeroth", just rely on the experience of the great master of the warrior monk in his previous life, and regain the martial arts of the panda people, the three-year-old master, the five-year-old grandmaster, and the ten-year-old grandmaster, if he really cultivates to the age of 18, is it not just a casual hard resistance to the nuclear explosion?
Lao Wang laughed at the time, but the necklace was stolen that night......
The goldfinger is gone, is there a traverser who is worse than himself?
Thankfully, the memory is still there.
Regained the panda man's martial arts, and began to practice as soon as he could move his arms and legs, Lao Wang said "so easy".
Panda people martial arts is still very good, the strongest warrior monk in history is not a joke, Lao Wang quickly cultivated the first wisp of true qi (warrior monk is particularly capable), the body is great, eat Ma Ma fragrant, never get sick, the old dean is very happy, saved a lot of money.
Of course, since he knew that there was a young man named "Tony Stark" who inherited Stark Industries, Lao Wang was careful not to use his true qi in front of people, he didn't want to be monitored or even controlled by S.H.I.E.L.D., or be captured and sliced by Hydra.
Anyway, since there was a guy named "Shangqi" who became famous in the United States, "kung fu" has become popular, and there are more than a dozen martial arts halls in the entire Chinatown, from ninety-nine to just walking, and there are not 10,000 but 8,000 people who have learned kung fu, and of course, there are really few who have cultivated true qi.
Lao Wang bought a lot of "martial arts cheats" for three yuan a copy as a disguise, but no one doubted it.
The old man who sold cheats in front of so many people said that Lao Wang was a martial arts wizard who had never met in a hundred years and was unique in ten thousand, how could this matter be fake?
In this way, while cultivating, he tried every means to find the "Heart of Azeroth", and it was 18 years in a flash.
It is impossible to keep the orphanage all the time, Lao Wang became independent at the age of 14, and the wisdom and experience of adults can fully support himself.
But if you want to live well, it's not so easy.
I'm about to go to college, and the tuition is so expensive that I can't afford it.
What to do?
There was no beginning for the creation of this world.
It's useless to have, street writers can't make money.
"Do you really want to find a nightclub town? Or promise Sister Hong to be a public relations? ”
Lao Wang picked up the second pot head and looked at the blurry image reflected in the bottle, quite satisfied.
Panda people don't talk about martial arts, at least the true qi can really stay in the face, the appearance is passable, and there is also the capital to be a little white face to cheat and eat and drink.
There is no doubt about the physical fitness of the warrior monks, Lao Wang has too much scientific rigor, and he has already practiced it, and three or five can cope with it.
The point is, how can Lao Wang, a superhero who has saved the World of Warcraft I don't know how many times, be reduced to the point of selling his body?
Stomach growling.
Forget it, people are iron and steel, if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry and panic, fill your stomach and think again!
Lao Wang got up and walked out, and his mobile phone rang suddenly.
Seeing the name on the screen, Lao Wang smiled.
After 18 years, he didn't do nothing.
Iron Man Black Widow is not something you can see if you want to, but some people are not so difficult.
"Ke Ying, miss me?" Lao Wang crossed Erlang's legs and laughed.
"Wang, say it again, my name is not Wang Keying, my name is Skye!" A nice voice came, and he was angry.
"It's so ugly to die, but it's better to listen to it." Lao Wang changed his posture.
"Good news, haven't you heard it?" Skye's voice raised an octave.
"Listen." Lao Wang was unhurried.
"Hurry up, the person you want has been found!"
Bang!
The old king jumped to his feet, and the iron head smashed into the ceiling.
(This book is based on the cinematic universe)