536 Ascension Conference, be a happy person

"Let's go!" Fang spooned and shouted.

The words started, and the knife fell. Then, the sound of chopping vegetables continued.

The little Taoist priest's heart was like water, and he was engrossed in the kitchen knife in his hand, ignoring it and ignoring it.

Fang Yisco sighed: "This progress is really fast!" It's just that it's worse after all. Xiaoxiaosheng, with your current level, you can actually stay. But I've always said that counts, and if you lose, please go back. ”

As soon as he said this, the little Taoist's heart moved slightly, but as soon as he moved, he immediately regained his calm.

As soon as he said this, Rotten Kezi smiled slightly and couldn't help but glance at it. At this glance, he was surprised to see that the speed of the little Taoist priest was similar to him. Rotten Kezi's heart was in a hurry, and after a hurry, the knife in his hand was messed up. Fortunately, he also really did it, and after a few breaths, he returned to normal.

The kitchen knife is put down.

Fang Yixiao commented: "In terms of speed, the rotten Kezi is faster. It's just that," he pointed with his hand: "These slices are not well cut, and one piece is even broken in half." Therefore, I judged that the two were tied. ”

"Xiaoxiaosheng, congratulations, you can stay."

Congratulations, you can stay.

The little Taoist priest couldn't help but cheer. After cheering, he was stunned: I'll go, I'm a dignified little fairy! This competition is more than chopping vegetables, I just won the qualification to help the cook, what am I happy about?

But if you win, you win, and I'm still very happy!

Rotten Kezi was not annoyed when he lost, he stepped forward and arched his hand, saying: "I am good at playing the way of Go, and my chess skills are dominant for a while, so I name myself Rotten Kezi." ”

"Go has always been about the heart. I thought I had a good heart, but I didn't think about it, but I lost to Your Excellency. Your Excellency's concentration and stability of mind are rare in the world. Admire under it. ”

The little Taoist priest smiled slightly: "When I have nothing to do, I like to meditate the most." There is nothing else to do, but this meditation has to be a little confident. ”

Rotten Kezi smiled: "I have been competitive since I was a child, and once I compete with others, I will have to compete for a high and low." So I just lost my respect, and I ask for your forgiveness. ”

The little Taoist priest replied: "Even if it is a competition, you have to go all out, why should you say rude?" ”

The two looked at each other and smiled, and the little mustard in their hearts smiled.

The little Taoist priest sighed: "In this small kitchen, I can't imagine that there is a dragon and a crouching tiger. Master Fang's cooking skills are amazing, even you, and you can also be a chess master. ”

"What is this?" Rotten Kezi quietly pointed to a middle-aged man on the right: "Look at him, is he extraordinary, not angry and arrogant." ”

"Before he entered the valley, he was an important minister of the court, a dignified and high-ranking official! That's not just a reputation, that's the feudal side, and the power is for a while! Every time you travel, you are surrounded by a cloud of followers. Every time he returned home, hundreds of slaves and maids served. But in the Valley of the Immortals, he is not the same in this gang of cooks, doing the work done by that person? ”

I'll go, the Valley of the Gods is amazing!

In the sigh, the little Taoist priest returned to the "Three Laughing Houses".

When he pushed the door, there was a man waiting for him.

The little Taoist priest was overjoyed when he saw it, and stepped forward: "Brother Du, how are these days?" ”

Du Hengruo smiled: "Okay, great! This fairy valley is far away from the world, and entering the valley is to start a new life. The sorrow in my heart has been lost more than half of it before I know it. ”

The little Taoist priest smiled: "It seems that Brother Du is very satisfied with this place. ”

"Satisfied, naturally satisfied, extremely satisfied!" Du Hengruo said happily: "Here, I can do what I like to do wholeheartedly, and I don't need to take care of other things, and food, clothing, housing and transportation, everything is not extremely exquisite, what else am I not satisfied with?" ”

"This is really a place of immortals! Forget the worries fairy, what a fairy! ”

The little Taoist priest smiled bitterly, it has only been a few days since he came in, and Du Hengruo has been obsessed with this Immortal Valley.

Du Hengruo said with infinite longing: "In two days, it will be the Immortal Ascension Conference. When the seniors in the valley talked about the Immortal Ascension Conference, they all looked forward to it infinitely. I really want to taste the taste of ascending immortals, hey, I only sigh that it will take two days! ”

Ascension Meeting!

It's finally here.

I wonder if I can find the finch at the immortal ascension conference?

Temple.

This temple is not in a bamboo house, but in a cave on the west side of the valley.

The cave is tall, among which the stalactites are numerous, there are stones like flowers, there are stones like trees, and there are stones like people, it seems to be very beautiful.

But everyone was oblivious to the sight, and they all stared at an altar in the middle of the cave.

The altar is neither high nor large, and there is a statue of a god standing in it.

But the idol was very tall, like a true god, standing tall and looking down at the beings beneath his feet.

The statue of the god is carved lifelike, although it is carved in stone, but the white shirt actually gives people a feeling of fluttering.

The face of the idol also wears a mask. This mask is as the Jade Girl said, "so cute, so ridiculous". The mask is rounded throughout, and its upper eyebrows resemble faint crescent moons, which are curved downward. The eyes are round, pitch black. And in the black mass, there is a dot made of white stone.

The most gratifying thing about the mask is the big mouth that smiles. The mouth was exaggeratedly cracked, opening so wide that it took up most of the face. And in that smile, the white teeth are clearly distinguished.

Just looking at this mask, the little Taoist priest couldn't help but want to laugh. Sure enough, I forgot my worries at first sight!

This must be the idol of the fairy who forgets his worries. This can only be the idol of the Forgotten Immortal.

Because of the forgetful people who entered this temple, some of them did not hesitate to kneel down without hesitation, and there were words in their mouths. For example, the Condor Guest.

Some people, after hesitating, also hesitated to kneel, such as Du Hengruo.

So soon, in the temple, except for a supervisor standing on the side, the only person still standing was the little Taoist.

The little Taoist priest still stood still.

He froze!

He had been checking very carefully and attentively, and he could be sure and certain that there was no one he was looking for among the people who came.

There is no Suzaku!

No!

I'll go! Don't bring it like this!

For a while, the heart of the little Taoist priest was depressed to death, remorseful to death, and decadent to death......

Until, until Du Hengruo couldn't help it and snorted lowly, the little Taoist priest woke up.

When he woke up, he found that something was wrong, very bad, and the inspector was looking at him coldly. And the kneeling people beside him were also secretly watching him.

No way, he's too outstanding! Everyone knelt, but he did not kneel.

In a hurry, the little Taoist priest was in a hurry, he insisted, and after standing for a while, he suddenly felt shocked. He stepped forward and nearly kicked over one of the kneeling men in front of him. He simply knelt down sharply, directly squeezing down the kneeling person on the right.

The little Taoist priest howled "ah", knelt down, and hissed: "Forget the worries, the immortals, I thought for a long time, I finally saw you." ”

"Immortals, please help me relieve my worries, please let me ascend to immortals, please ......"

"Shut up!" The inspector snorted coldly: "In the temple, no noise, violators will be expelled from the valley!" ”

The little Taoist priest screamed, closed his mouth in a hurry, and covered it with both hands.

It turned out to be a dumbfounder! The kneeling crowd thought of it.

And the little Taoist priest slandered in his heart: I go, Taoist I have knelt in the sky, knelt on the ground, knelt down in God, knelt in Buddha, knelt in officials and saints, knelt in Lord Taishan, but never knelt down to anyone else.

Today, you pretending to be a fool of God, have been kneeling down with me; In the coming day, I will skin you gods and ghosts!

A moment later, a bell rang, and the golden boy and the jade girl appeared.

The golden boy is holding the Buddha dust, the jade girl is holding the willow bottle, and the two of them are clear in unison: "Please, forget the worries." ”

Everyone present knelt down and shouted in unison, "Please, forget the worries", and then faced the statue and kowtowed three times in a row.

The jade girl was the first to chant:

Have mercy on me, and there are many sorrows! Sigh his turbid world, endless sorrow! Forget the worries of the immortals, and solve the worries in one way. Rejoice and soar in bliss!

The crowd followed along:

Have mercy on me, and there are many sorrows! Sigh his turbid world, endless sorrow! Forget the worries of the immortals, and solve the worries in one way. Rejoice and soar in bliss!

Over and over again, the sound is louder than the other time. After a while, the whole temple was filled with a tidal wave, and the sound went back and forth, stirring up the whole sky and the whole land, which seemed to be roaring in unison:

Have mercy on me, and there are many sorrows! Sigh his turbid world, endless sorrow! Forget the worries of the immortals, and solve the worries in one way. Rejoice and soar in bliss!

The little Taoist priest opened his mouth casually a few times, he peeked in, and saw that the face of the Condor on the left hand side was flushed, and his expression was pious, and he shouted hoarsely. And Du Hengruo, who was behind him, was also trembling with excitement, and tears rolled down his eyes!

When the hoarse cry was at its most intense, out of nowhere, there was a cloud sound.

The cloud board sounded, and everyone's shouting stopped abruptly.

Under the idol, a puff of smoke rose from the ground. Light smoke poured in an instant, filling the entire temple.

The light smoke cleared, and there was one more on the statue.

A man with a mask on his head, like a god!

Everyone is even more crazy, forgetting the worries at first sight, immediately, there are those who cry, there are those who laugh, and there are even more people who cry and laugh for a while.

The Forgetful Immortal raised his hand and shouted, "Forget the Sorrow Man." ”

His voice is very peculiar, with a different kind of charm, which makes people willingly obey him when they hear it.

As soon as these words were spoken, the originally fanatical crowd immediately fell silent.

The Forgotten Immortal shouted: "Rejoice and be free, and soar in bliss!" ”

The crowd, who had been quiet, immediately desperately shouted "Rejoice and be at ease, bliss to ascend" and "Rejoice and be at ease, bliss to ascend"

In the wild shout, the Forgotten Sorrow Immortal said: "Enter my Immortal Valley, but the fate of the world." Follow me to forget the worries and be the one who forgets the worries. ”

"Forget the worries, the immortals live in the palace of forgetting worries, looking from the 108,000 miles of heaven, they have seen all the sufferings of the world and the vicissitudes of sentient beings. This immortal is extremely merciful in his heart! ”

"Unfortunately, the rules are strict, and the immortals don't care much about mortal things. So he can only use his magical powers, build this immortal valley in this place, and live this mortal world like Er, a mortal with great talent and great reputation. This is your honor! ”

"Rejoice, forget your worries. Please enjoy this miracle, please enjoy the taste of free joy and carefreeness, please be a happy person under my fairy trick of forgetting worries! ”

"Forget the worries and immortals, get up!"

Forget the worries fairy with his hands facing the sky, and his mouth is chanting. With the sound of his chanting, the little Taoist priest suddenly found that the cave was bright.

There was a glimmer of light, from the top of the cave, shooting down.

The little Taoist priest looked up and was suddenly stunned.

Above his head, the roof of the cave that was originally vague and invisible, unexpectedly, a magic circle appeared!

The magic circle, carved exquisitely, is like a peerless treasure. But this treasure is clearly a magic circle!

It's still one, the array is set in the array, it is extremely complicated, the little Taoist priest can't understand it at all, but he knows that it must be very wonderful, the magic circle!

And at this moment, this magic circle, from the inside out, slightly, glowing, white light!

This, this, how can this be?

Is this a miracle?