Chapter 1: The Contemptible Waves

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In a live broadcast room on a live broadcast platform, an anchor is conducting an outdoor live broadcast.

"Brothers, tell me out loud, what is the name of this handsome and dashing and suave anchor?"

"Mighty waves!"

"Mighty waves!"

"Mighty waves!"

There was a commotion in the live broadcast room.

"That's right, when the contemptible people are strong, the ancestors are on the drum and the fleas are moving, my ancestor is a heroic figure who flies the eaves and walks the wall, comes and goes without a trace, although the contemptible people dare not compare with the ancestors, but they have also learned a unique ancestral knowledge, and the next is the moment to witness the miracle!"

The anchor of this sao bao is known as Shi Jinlang, nicknamed "Zhijinlang", and his English name is "shijinlang", he is a small anchor who challenges the high-altitude limit.

Shi Jinlang is now conducting a live broadcast of an outdoor high-altitude extreme challenge, this time the content of the live broadcast is to do 100 one-arm pull-ups on the outer edge of the rooftop of the Canglan Building.

Canglan Building is a skyscraper, is the Guinness World Record "the world's tallest building" title holders, the total height of the building is 1888 meters, a total of 666 floors, from the first floor of the building to take the elevator to the top floor takes nearly half an hour, standing on the top floor overlooking the whole world, into the eye only a white cloud.

In order to win the title of "the first person to challenge the high-altitude limit" in the Guinness Book of World Records, Shi Jinlang chose the challenge site in Canglan Building, which also has the reputation of the world's tallest building.

"Brothers, I'm afraid it doesn't exist, I want me to wave someone, I don't need to paddle a boat, and I rely on waves all my life. Wait for the Guinness World Records adjudicator to arrive, and the challenge will begin immediately! ”

Shi Jinlang rubbed his hands and shouted excitedly at the camera.

At the same time, in a laboratory called the "Cutting-edge Research Room" somewhere in the Canglan Building, a group of white coats are watching an LCD TV on the wall, and the picture played on the TV is Shi Jinlang's live broadcast.

"Dr. Sun, the information you want has been found!"

A woman who looked like an assistant handed a file bag to an old man with silver hair.

The silver-haired old man's name is Sun Dayong, and he is the chief scientist of the cutting-edge research laboratory.

Sun Dayong casually opened the file bag, which contained a man's information introduction.

"Shi Jinlang, male, eighteen years old, occupation: outdoor anchor, second occupation: thief, habitual offender without prior convictions-"

Sun Dayong took off his reading glasses, put the information in his hand on the table, patted it gently, and said, "It's him!" ”

"Dr. Sun, this bit of 'Sands of Time' that we have spent a whole decade collecting is only enough to support one person's teleportation, are you sure you don't think about it carefully?"

"There is no time, the King Continent is the central hub of the dimensional world, if the demon seed captures there, the door of the other world will be opened on the earth, and then the earth will face annihilation!" Sun Dayong said with a solemn face.

"Wouldn't it be better to choose a warrior? Not to mention that this thing is a thief, and his personality assessment is also very problematic! The female assistant turned the information on the table to the last page without giving up, pointed to the content on it and said to Sun Dayong: "The assessment says that he is a selfish person, greedy and cheap, and also-"

"What else?" Sun Dayong looked up at the female assistant and said.

"It's still very wavey!"

The female assistant thought for a long time before finding this word to describe Shi Jinlang.

"What is a wave?" Sun Dayong was a little puzzled.

"This word is a game term, which means that you love to show off very much, but your strength is almost not showy, in short, it is a blind show!" The female assistant didn't hold back, and the swear words rushed out.

"Blind and thin?"

"That's right!" The female assistant nodded and said, "It's just a barren show!" ”

"That's a real drawback!" Sun Dayong pondered for a moment and said, "But what I fancy is a shining point in him!" ”

"What can be the sparkle of a blind thief?"

"Don't admit defeat!"

After Sun Dayong finished speaking, he stood up and said to the group of white coats: "Time is limited, start the sand teleportation preparation!" ”

"Teleportation target locked!"

"The Sands of Time transmission is in place!"

"Dimensional assimilation procedures are in place!"

"The Dimensional Wall Breaker is loadingβ€”"

"Loading complete, countdown begins-"

"Ten, nine, eightβ€”"

。。。。。。

"Brothers, the Guinness World Records adjudicator has arrived at the scene, and the next time is to witness the miracle!"

Shi Jinlang adjusted the lens taken by his mobile phone, and then jumped off the Canglan Building.

"Hold the grassβ€”"

Seeing Shi Jinlang disappear from the rooftop, the people who eat melons in the live broadcast room couldn't help but gasp.

"Hahaha-didn't you be shocked by the contemptible!"

Shi Jinlang put his left hand in his pocket, and grabbed a steel pipe protruding from the outer edge of the roof with his right hand, and reappeared in the live broadcast screen.

"This wave of celestial showβ€”"

β€œ666——”

"You don't need to paddle a boat, you rely on waves all your life!"

Seeing that Shi Jinlang did not fall, the live broadcast room suddenly boiled.

"Brothers, old iron, and contemptible loyal female fans, take your little gifts away!"

Shi Jinlang took out a cucumber from his pocket, took a bite and chewed loudly.

"While breaking the record and eating cucumbers, Master Lang is no one!"

"Yes, the challengers all have an expression of facing a great enemy, and Master Lang's cucumber is a bit excessive!"

"Master Lang is different, breaking a Guinness World Record is so fresh and refined!"

"Of course!" Shi Jinlang pulled up with one arm, ate cucumbers, and said: "If you want me to wave someone, you don't need to row a boat - hold the grass - rabbit!" ”

Before Shi Jinlang finished shouting his slogan, a rabbit suddenly fell from the sky and landed on his head.

"Ahh

In a panic, Shi Jinlang's right hand subconsciously let go.

"What's the situation!"

The people who ate melons in the live broadcast room were stunned, and everyone saw Shi Jinlang let go of his hand, it was the 1888-meter Canglan Building!

"It's cold, Master Lang is cold now!"

"That's right, it is said that Grandpa Lu is cold, and Master Lang is even more cold!"

"Alas - Master Lang was also a decent person before he died, before everyone leaves, let's give some small gifts before leaving!"

State-of-the-art laboratories:

"What's the situation? Where did this rabbit come from? ”

Sun Dayong stood up violently, and his reading glasses fell off the bridge of his nose.

"Report to Dr. Sun, we don't know!"

The white coats who were operating the program were also frightened by the rabbit that suddenly appeared.

"The assimilation procedure is complete, the teleportation is over, and the dimensional wall has returned to normal!"

The laboratory was silent, except for the cold, monotonous "ticking" sound of the meter as it moved.

"It's over!"

Sun Dayong hugged his head and sat on the ground.

"Dr. Sun, the teleportation has been successful!" The female assistant stepped forward to comfort him.

"It's useless!" Sun Dayong shook his head and said: "The rabbit fell on his head, and the first life form that the assimilation program came into contact with was the rabbit, in other words, it was not a person who assimilated into the King Continent, but a rabbit!" ”

Somewhere in the King Continent:

Gongsun Li said to himself: "Hey, where is my rabbit Bao'er?" ”

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