The scholar's surname is Wu, who calls himself Wu Qibu, is a native of Dingxian County, and his family is rich. There are all kinds of shops in Dingxian County, and his family occupies three points out of ten.

His wife is from a neighboring county, surnamed Li, and calls herself Wu Li.

When asked about the origin of the name Wu Qibu, the scholar smiled and said: "The most enviable thing in my life is Cao Zijian's seven-step poem, so I called myself Wu Qibu, thinking that I would encourage you." ”

After speaking, Wu Qibu shook the folding fan in his hand, looked at the drizzle outside the pavilion, and said in his mouth: "Half smoke and half rain in the west of the willow bridge, the village girl is dressed in a beautiful clothes." ”

This poem, good, great.

Even with half a bottle of ink from the little Taoist, he immediately listened to it and became drunk.

Then, "Ah, Brother Wu, what's next?" ”

Wu Qibu smiled awkwardly: "There is no more below." ”

I'll go, eunuch! The little Taoist priest slandered in his heart, this is like gnawing on the hind hooves of a pig, just tasting some meat, the taste comes up, and there are only bones left behind, which makes people feel good if they don't eat it, and they are even more angry when they eat it.

Wu Li smiled and said loudly: "The last time my husband passed by Liuqiao, I saw a woman in Huanyi. Xu is that the woman is very beautiful, and the husband was moved for a while, so he recited this half of the poem. After half a song, I couldn't find inspiration, so I was troubled to this day. ”

Wu Qibu reached out to hold his wife's slender jade hand, and said warmly, "Look at what Madame said." No matter how beautiful other women in the world are, they are just pink skeletons in the eyes of their husbands, and they are too many to look at twice. As a husband, I only want to see my wife, and I will see it for a lifetime. ”

Even with Xu Ruoxue's boldness and the freedom of the little Taoist, after listening to these love words, I felt that the flesh was numb. Wu Li's face was even more red, and he said angrily: "How can the husband be so Meng Lang, he didn't let people see the joke." ”

The little Taoist priest smiled, raised his glass and said: "The virtuous couple has a deep affection, which really makes me envious." Don't replace wine with talent, and salute the virtuous couple with a glass. ”

Wu Qibu laughed: "Okay, people with a temperament like us, if you like it, you are happy, and if you don't like it, you don't like it, why bother to be coy, which makes people annoyed." A certain brother is also an unruly person, which is just in line with a certain appetite. Come, so-and-so. ”

For a while, the guests and hosts were happy.

After tasting a few cups of tea, the little Taoist priest asked: "Looking at Brother Wu's clothes, I think that I have been promoted to the Jinshi, but I don't know when he was promoted?" ”

Wu Qibu shook his head: "A certain family is rich, and this study is only for cultivating sentiment and self-cultivation." What about the so-called Jinshi? It's just an official. As an official, how can he be at ease all day long, sleep when he wants, and play when he wants. So this Jinshi, a certain person didn't want to be hit. ”

This heart is similar to that of the little Taoist. The little Taoist priest then responded: "Yes, yes, yes, Brother Wu was born with wisdom, he has never cultivated and has realized this level, and he is really a genius in the world. ”

Xu Ruoxue said: "Half smoke and half rain in the west of Liuqiao, the village girl is full of clothes. This poem is excellent. However, if a scholar does not take the exam to become an official, he wastes his talent in vain. ”

Wu Qibu laughed: "If you want to be admitted to the Jinshi, you can learn with a certain talent, but you just want to take things." ”

"In ancient times, there were 12 Ganluo phases. At the age of twelve, he went to take the state government release test. At that time, there were hundreds of people in the exam, and only 23 people were recruited, and a certain person was the youngest, but he got high school and got the name of Xie Yuan. For a while, everyone was surprised, and it was passed on as a beautiful talk. ”

Later, some people often asked, why don't you go to the Jinshi exam anymore? Since you don't want to be an official, why bother to fight for that false name, and delay the future of others in vain. ”

As he spoke, he pointed to the hem around his waist: "This place of the scribe hangs down about two feet. This is different, and it has to grow five inches. ”

He pointed to the purple sara on the top of his head: "This turban of Jinshi is dark purple. Something is different, purple is golden. ”

He sighed: "If you are not a jinshi, you can't learn it, and you really don't care about it!" ”

Hearing these words, the little Taoist priest was excited, and he regarded tea as wine, and drank seven cups with Wu Qibu, so that Wu Li couldn't make tea.

The two had a great conversation. Wu Qibu told some jokes in Shilin, and the little Taoist priest told some funny stories when catching ghosts. Before I knew it, it was almost noon.

Seeing that the rain had stopped, Wu Qibu warmly invited the little Taoist priest to go to dinner together. The little Taoist priest couldn't shirk it, so he had to obey.

The Wu family's carriage came over. Wu Qibu first carefully helped his wife to get up, and then earnestly carried his wife out of the stone pavilion. Before getting into the car, I also respectfully asked my wife to get in the car, and then I followed.

When Xu Ruoxue saw it, her eyes were a little hot. The little Taoist priest saw it clearly, smiled slightly, stretched out his hand and said, "Madame, please." ”

Following Wu Qibu's example, the little Taoist priest walked a few steps with Xu Ruoxue in his arms. The two stopped.

Xu Ruoxue said: "How do I feel so awkward, I can't even walk, and I don't know which foot to take." ”

The little Taoist priest also said: "I also feel that the boss is uncomfortable, I feel constrained, and I am not happy to walk." ”

Xu Ruoxue smiled: "Forget it, what are you doing with other people." Then he twisted his waist, used light body kung fu, and went out in a flash.

The little Taoist priest smiled; "yes, what are you doing?" Then Shi Shiran chased after Xu Ruoxue.

A group of several people came to Wangchun Tower.

This is the largest wine shop in Dingxian County, and it is also the property of the Wu family.

When the master's house arrived, the shopkeeper naturally refused to slack off. For a while, good wine and good food were sent up like a stream, so that the little Taoist priest could not eat well.

The little Taoist priest sighed in his heart: "This rich man's life is really enjoyable!" No wonder the world can't escape the word fame and fortune. ”

When he was full of wine and food, Wu Qibu said: "Tomorrow I will go to Lijia Village in Hequ to ask to see a master." If Brother Zhang is not in a hurry, he can go with him, and he will definitely be worthwhile. ”

The little Taoist priest said: "Master? I don't know what's so special? ”

Wu Qibu put down his chopsticks and said: "A certain person who is not satisfied with the rich and noble in his life, and who is not convinced by the elegant person, but he respects that strange person in his heart!" ”

"The master's surname is Li, he is a Taoist priest, and people in several nearby counties respect him as 'Li Banxian'. However, in a certain opinion, this person is not only a half-immortal, but simply an immortal. ”

"Oh, I don't know where his god is?"

Wu Qibu changed his previous scholarly temperament, his eyes and words were full of reverence, and even a little fanatical: "That Immortal Li is really omniscient and omnipotent!" Divination and hexagram is just a trivial matter, curing diseases and exorcising evil spirits is easy, and even changing lives and transferring lives is common, it is really the first immortal in the world! ”

"I went this time to seek a talisman for my wife, bless her to have more precious sons, and spread the branches and leaves for my Wu family."

The little Taoist priest frowned when he heard this, and the words "omniscient, omnipotent" made him very uncomfortable.

Now the Taoist sect is prosperous, and there are many Taoist priests. But it is undeniable that there are very few people who are truly capable among them. There are very few people who are truly capable and knowledgeable. The vast majority of Taoist priests are just ordinary, but they eat with a mouthful of food. In the name of Taoism, many Taoist priests used divination, fortune-telling, exorcism and other means to deceive and deceive. It is okay to defraud people of some money, and even worse, it can lead to the loss of people's lives, ruin people's innocence, and harm people's families. It's true, it's all evil!

As an orthodox Taoist priest, the little Taoist priest has always hated those scum of the Daoist sect. But his ability is limited, so he can only cry out in vain!

Wu Qibu saw that the little Taoist priest was unimpressed, and hurriedly persuaded: "Brother Zhang, I didn't believe it. After the last time, I believed it. ”

"That time, a certain has not yet arrived in Lijia Village, that Li Immortal has not yet known the prophet, and said to the left and right, there is a distinguished guest from Dingxian County Wu here, this person has a deep relationship with the poor road, and the poor road must not be disrespected. Put aside other things for the time being, go to the bath and change clothes first, and then make tea and wait. As soon as he comes, he can introduce the ashram. ”

It was only half an hour after saying this, and so-and-so had arrived. After hearing this, he was shocked, and his heart suddenly put away the contempt. ”

"After entering the room, I had a deep talk with Li Shenxian, and I was even more shocked, and I admired the five-body body to the ground."

"How many gods does Immortal Li have, Dingxian and Lijia Village are separated by a whole county. But this Li Shenxian can know everything about a certain family. There are a few people in the family, the names of parents, wives and children, a few fields, a few shops, such as a few treasures. What's even more rare is that he thinks in someone's heart, even if it is some secret thoughts, he is also insightful, and he seems to know more about a certain than himself. The magic of it is that words cannot describe it! ”

When the little Taoist priest heard Wu Qibu say solemnly, he couldn't help but believe it a little, and he was also very curious in his heart. Secretly wondered: Could it be that in the countryside, there is really a peerless master? is also a person in the Daomen, but this needs to be seen and informed.

Seeing that the little Taoist priest agreed to come down, Wu Qibu was overjoyed, and made an appointment to meet tomorrow.

Three days later, a group of several people came to Hequ County.

After entering the county seat, Wu Qibu said with a smile: "Brother Zhang, there is a 'drunken inn' here, but it sells a good wine, and the name of the wine is 'one drunk relieves a thousand sorrows'." The name is very cheesy, the taste is ordinary, and it is easy to catch, but it is easy to get drunk when it is catchy. When I woke up drunk, I really didn't have any troubles. Come here and take Brother Zhang to get drunk. ”

The two drank and drank a jar of wine, and the little Taoist priest felt dizzy, hurriedly said goodbye, and went back to sleep.

In his sleep, the little Taoist priest suddenly woke up, as if someone was secretly spying on him.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw that the moonlight was sprinkled on the ground, and there was no one to go, and Xu Ruoxue beside him was also sleeping soundly.

The little Taoist priest thought about it, pinched his fingers, recited the incantation silently, and opened his eyes a little between his eyebrows.

In Fa's eyes, sure enough, there was a black shadow standing next to the bed, which was extremely small, but it was a hazy cloud.

This is, this is a little ghost?

Someone is raising a little ghost?

The little ghost seemed to know that the little Taoist priest had discovered it, and with a short body, he actually pounced on the little Taoist priest, and the speed was still very fast.

It's just a little ghost, the little Taoist pinched the heavenly thunder trick in his hand, pointed to it, and silently recited "urgent as thunder law" in his mouth, and the five thunder qi in his body gushed out.

The little ghost screamed miserably, like being struck by lightning, squeaked and squeaked, and disappeared through the window.

The little Taoist priest didn't bother to pay attention to it. It's just a little ghost, what god is it worth his trouble?

But when I thought about it, ordinary imps would be afraid of the living and could not do any evil. And this little ghost knew that he had been discovered, and dared to pounce. This shows that it must have a grudge in its heart.

The little ghost is angry in his heart, the person who raised it is not good, I am afraid that it will be eaten by it!

In the land of the meandering river, I don't know who is raising this kind of ghost, and what is the purpose of raising ghosts?