Chapter 5 Preparing to Slander People
"Dear! People just want a little good! Please~"
Very abruptly, Li Yu ran over to help Wu Gang's thigh, and he was cute.
"Rabbit, what about your dignity? Hurry up and let me go! ”
Wu Gang was furious and hurriedly pulled Li Yu with his hands. There is no way, Li Yu's strength is not something that Wu Gang can resist, Li Yu is going to rip off Wu Gang's pants in three or two strokes, and if he doesn't stop it, he will leak his buttocks.
"Damn, what a weird rabbit, it's so strong, I guess it can catch up with the ancestral witch."
There are many things that Wu Gang can't figure out, this rabbit of unknown origin has strong strength, and he is definitely a figure standing in the first echelon. Isn't it related to the ancestors of rabbits?
The more Wu Gang thought about it, the more terrifying he felt, and the more he felt that this rabbit was mysterious.
"Dear, don't! I want eight or nine Xuangong, I want the law of heaven and earth, I want heaven and earth to change, I still want a small amount of money, I want ......"
Li Yu grabbed Wu Gang's pants and didn't let go, and even kicked his swaying calves.
"Forehead () 〈)) = convex!"
Qin Shou watched from the sidelines, feeling that his worldview had collapsed. What a shamelessness! It's a model for my generation, and the face that wants benefits, why do you feel more cute the more you look at it?
"Xiao Gang, I want it too!"
Qin Shou did the same and climbed onto Wu Gang's other thigh. No matter what Li Yu said he wanted, Qin Shou would shout "I want it too" in line with the principle of not suffering losses.
"Go down, go down, go down!"
Wu Gang was in a hurry, he just had such a piece of clothing on his body, it didn't matter if it was dirty, but if it was broken, there was no place to make up for it.
"You dead rabbit, maybe you'll starve yourself to death one day, why do you want so many things? Go, go, play! ”
Wu Gang couldn't help Li Yu, but Qin Shou was easy to bully. Qin Shou's strength is very strong, and it is only relative, after all, he doesn't have any cultivation, just a mortal rabbit.
Wu Gang took Qin Shou off his thighs and was about to throw it out, but the rabbit grabbed Wu Gang's arm and climbed on top of Wu Gang's head with a few clicks.
Li Yu was just tossing Wu Gang's pants, and the threat was not great, but this Qin Shou rode on Wu Gang's head. It's just unbearable, grandma can't bear it, grandpa can't bear it.
Wu Gang gave up entanglement with Li Yu and used both hands together, which caught Qin Shou.
"Walk you!"
Wu Gang threw Qin Shou out of the ball and smashed it on a laurel tree, and the whole rabbit slid down the trunk like a piece of meatloaf.
"Dear? You don't care for small animals, you're too unloving, aren't you? Gotta compensate! ”
Li Yu kicked his hind legs and shot at Wu Gang's face. Wu Gang subconsciously hit him with his fist, which really made him hit a ball of soft things.
Li Yu deliberately let Wu Gang punch him, if he didn't get beaten, how could he be embarrassed to open his mouth to slander people?
"Oops! It's incredible. Wu Gang bullied rabbits! Is there any reason for it? Cruelty to small animals, inhumanity!
Wu Gang is shameless, bullying the little cutie, cutting off his children and grandchildren! ”
Li Yu rolled on the ground, kicking up countless dusts.
Wu Gang's face suddenly turned black, and it was darker than the bottom of the pot. I've never met such a scoundrel, why did you rush over on your own, right? I just punched lightly, looking at the way you are jumping and rolling, where do you look like you're hurt?
Thinking of this, Wu Gang's face turned green.
Qin Shou is also a rough-skinned and thick-skinned master, so he didn't have a to be thrown away. Seeing Li Yu's slander, his mind turned and he also joined in.
"Wu Gang is shameless! Peeking at a woman taking a shower! Wu Gang was stabbed with a thousand knives, he should go to the eighteenth layer of hell, enter the oil pot, and pull out his tongue ......"
"Wu Gang has needle eyes, tongue sores, and a despicable villain!"
……
Li Yu made a start, Qin Shou played to his heart's content, and in short, he scolded all the words he could think of. After one time, Qin Shou thought about it, so he scolded again.
Who is Wu Gang? I don't know how many years I have lived, my heart has long been honed, and my face is naturally thick. The two little things opened their mouths to scold someone or something, and they didn't know how to lower their quality and scold him.
But...... This special dead rabbit deserves a thousand cuts, and the scolding is too ugly, right? scolded again and again from the beginning, is this not knowing that you are tired?
"Enough! You two dead bunnies, can you shut up? There are only a few people on this moon star, who are you scolding to? If I scold again, I will seal the six senses, and the six roots will be pure. ”
Wu Gang is so angry!
"Uh......" Li Yu and Qin Shou finally stopped after listening to Wu Gang's words.
This scolding was originally for people to hear, since there are no outsiders, then give it to the main owner. But if the main master doesn't listen to it, will he be entertained?
"Wu Gang, it's okay not to scold. You've done this rabbit killing, so it's not like we've wronged you, right? Compensation, medical expenses, mental damages, lost work expenses, etc., you have to give a little bit anyway, right? ”
The two rabbits crossed their waists and asked Wu Gang arrogantly for favors.
"Give and give, can't I give? But you have too many things to ask for, and I don't have those, do you? So, isn't the rabbit hungry? You see I'm cutting down trees here, and I'm going down with an axe so big that he's got enough to eat......"
Wu Gang smiled, small, two rabbits with bigger farts want to slander people?
"Dick! Wu Gang! Who are you bullying? I want to practice, I want to be an immortal! ”
Qin Shou was in a hurry, he couldn't eat enough, but who wanted to eat the tree you cut down?
"Wu Gang, you have also seen it, my younger brother is not stupid, how can he agree? If people want to practice, you will pass on dozens of sets of exercises to us? I want to be a god too. Don't talk about calves, we'll know what you're going to do, so let's take it out. ”
Li Yu will not fall for Wu Gang, although he doesn't know how many things Wu Gang will have, but he has lived for so long, and he definitely has a lot of inventory.
"Alas, I said, it's better to be an ordinary rabbit, and it's better to live one day at a time than to get into big trouble."
Wu Gang was reluctant to hand over the rabbit exercises, whether it was Qin Shou or Li Yu, it was a scourge.
"Dear, you don't have a shame!"
Suddenly, Li Yu changed his usual habits, and his eyes showed a fierce light. A brisk walk came to Wu Gang's approach, and his fist came up on Wu Gang's leg.
"Bang!"
Wu Gang was like a cannonball out of the chamber, crashing into the Laurel King Tree.
"Boom!"
Wu Gang's body was also hard enough to knock the Moon King Tree out of a pit.
"Hehe, dear, shouldn't I say at this time: I really deserve to be a quasi-ancestor at the peak of the Great Witch, and my body is hard enough?"
Wu Gang's brain was still confused at this time, and he really couldn't understand that Li Yu, who was clearly a rabbit, had such a strong strength.
"Hiss~!"
As soon as Wu Gang moved, he found that the part kicked by Li Yu hurt unbearably. When it comes to his cultivation, the general pain can be completely ignored. There was no fracture or swelling, but it hurt a lot.
"Dear, don't pretend to be pitiful? People won't feel sorry for you. ”
Li Yu also shamelessly leaned in to tease Wu Gang.
Qin Shou was a little stupid when he saw it, Wu Gang was such a fierce person, and he was actually knocked over by a rabbit. Do you want to worship him as a teacher?
At this time, Qin Shou had already begun to calculate Li Yu's ability.
"Well said, well said, let me get up first."
Wu Gang said with a hippie smile, in the face of Li Yu's teasing again and again, Wu Gang was not angry, let alone fought back.
"If it weren't for the fact that I had so little energy left over the years, I would have relied on you as a little rabbit...... Isn't it hand-to-hand yet? ”