A month has passed in a blink of an eye, and Wednesday has slowly become accustomed to this kind of life, and the doubts in my heart naturally cannot be eliminated so quickly, but become heavier and heavier as time progresses. In Wednesday's own words: supernatural phenomena, it's awesome to listen to, and let Lao Tzu catch up with himself, haha, even if it's a guinea pig, Lao Tzu thinks it's worth it. And as time went by, Wednesday found that the strange events that happened to him were no longer fleeting like the UFOs he usually saw in lace reports, but the kind of "long-term companionship". Every Wednesday, I will scold and quarrel with this mysterious "grandson", and then the two of them will bury each other with Lao Tzu and Dad, and then hang up the phone, the two of them will do their own thing, and no one will interfere with anyone, if you think about it carefully, and then remove this weird behavior, the two of them are a bit like good buddies.

However, in this month's time, there is another thing on Wednesday that is unusual, and it is a harvest that is so awesome that it is impossible - the weight of more than 200 catties has been successfully reduced to 80 kilograms. The fat of the previous body was exchanged for the muscles of the current body, looking at the smooth lines of his body in the mirror, Wednesday's smiling mouth was about to grin to the root of his ears. It's just that this month's violent beating is also real, getting up on time at six o'clock every morning on Wednesday, the sheets and quilts are almost wet with the sweat of their bodies, and the result is that Wednesday can only dry their luggage every day, and even Xiao Li, who lives in an apartment, asked Wednesday: Third brother, what's wrong with you? Do you wet the bed every day? This question is naturally a punch and kick. I'll kick you to death to wet the bed, your whole family wets the bed, and on Wednesday grabbed the slippers on his feet and threw them at Xiao Li.

And more are the questions of colleagues in the unit, especially the female comrades in the unit, after all, losing weight is a woman's lifelong career. Looking at Wednesday losing about thirty kilograms in a month, his body instantly changed from the previous fat pig to the current fierce man, and Wednesday was almost a Tang monk on the way to learn scriptures in their eyes, as if he could live forever as long as he bit off a piece of his meat and swallowed it. Although this phenomenon is a bit crazy, Wednesday is a lot of fun, shuttling through the "flowers" every day, and I can't miss it. said on Wednesday: Such a scene of "attracting bees and butterflies" is Lao Tzu's lifelong pursuit.

The phone rang again

"Happy?" a familiar voice, a familiar number—blank

"Happy, haha, Lao Tzu wants to set up a banquet and feast the ministers. Wednesday plugged in his waist and roared with confidence.

"Do you want to continue to be happy?"

"I want to ...... Hmmm, no, what do you want to do?" Wednesday's originally happy face instantly tensed, and a feeling of misfortune surrounded him.

"Run, run until I'm satisfied. Oh, by the way, you'd better take a day off today, maybe some time in the future. The phone hung up.

"Run, I'll run your uncle, let Lao Tzu run, why does Lao Tzu want to run?" Wednesday whispered into the phone that had been hung up.

Bang!

Wednesday felt like a bird that could suddenly fly, flying freely in the free sky, but unfortunately good things are always too short-lived.

With a scream, Wednesday found himself on a mountain, and his body was rolling down the mountain, looking at the trend and a little faster and faster, although most of the trees around him were still green, but there were still a lot of dead branches, and sharp branches kept poking at his body.

"I'll grass your uncle......" Wednesday has no way to organize organized thinking, and the rest is instinctive dodging and survival. But the result was okay, before he was about to reach full speed, he finally caught a small tree in a random way and stopped his path to death.

"Cool?" a voice sounded over Wednesday's head.

"I'm cool to your uncle, I'm going to kill you. Wednesday roared, and his body didn't know where the strength came from, and Wednesday pounced in the direction of the sound like a beast fighting to the death.

Naturally, the result was not as expected on Wednesday.

After a snap, Wednesday's body slapped into the empty air in front of him like mud, yes, it was in the air. There was nothing there, it was empty, and Wednesday was slowly sliding down the empty place.

"It seems to be better than I expected, but it still doesn't work enough. A voice rang out softly in the space.

A cloud of light and shadow slowly came out of nothing, slowly condensing in front of Wednesday, like a cloud of smoke, as if it would dissipate in the next moment.

"Hey, I said you're really bad, Lao Tzu worked hard to help you refine your body for a month, and your effect can't even compare to the eggs of the recruits in charge of standing guard in your prison. "The smoke was still smoke, but on Wednesday it felt like it was crouching on top of me, and I looked at myself with disdain.

"You can do it, you can do it yourself, Lao Tzu won't play anymore. Uncle, do you know that Lao Tzu almost died?"

"Die, the cards in my hand haven't appeared yet, so I'm hanging up, it's too embarrassing to say it." Don't worry, you can't die if you want to. Come on, I think you still have potential to tap, go on, go you. ”

The pale gray smoke slowly condensed into a whip, and then it was relentlessly drawn towards Wednesday.

Yes!

This is definitely a pain that Wednesday has never experienced in his life, as a doctor, Wednesday understands the classification of pain very well, and the current pain obviously does not belong to this classification, and the pain of giving birth to a child really seems to be like being bitten by a mosquito compared to the current pain.

"I'm grass!@@......*%¥%@......" Wednesday hurriedly dodged the terrifying whip, but unfortunately no matter how Wednesday dodged, the whip always seemed to hang by his side, as long as he was slow, no matter the time, no matter the place, it was a whip that cut his head and covered his face.

Whew, whew, whew......

Wednesday collapsed on the ground like a puddle of mud, Wednesday had forgotten any doubts, and the only thing Wednesday remembered now was the whip hanging beside him.

"Lao Tzu can't run anymore, you can do whatever you want, if you want to kill it, you will get it." After speaking, Wednesday's head tilted and passed out directly, but what Wednesday said before he passed out was not ambiguous at all.

"This kid is good, his body is not good, but his toughness is relatively okay. The smoke condensed again, and he said to himself. There was a playful grin on the corner of his dark mouth, and it felt like he had seen a weasel on the road to the chicken coop, and there was almost no saliva running down the corner of his mouth.