Chapter 43: The Fire-Breathing Crocodile
Shi Jinlang raised his two small paws and played the three-pointed spear around his head, a burst of golden light, and Shi Jinlang played a tiger and a tiger.
It feels really good, and it's worthy of its stylish local tyrant gold color.
The only regret is that Shi Jinlang's rabbit's body is too small and his palm is not big, and the body of this three-pointed gun is too long and the barrel is too thick, so Shi Jinlang can barely grasp it with two claws, and it is not very convenient to swing, so he can only hold it high above his head and swing it parallel to the ground, otherwise the head and tail of the gun will easily stab the ground.
"It would be perfect if it could be thinner and shorter!"
Shi Jinlang just muttered so casually, but he didn't expect the three-pointed gun to seem to understand its meaning, a golden light flashed, the barrel of the three-pointed gun became thinner, and the body of the gun shrank.
"Hold the grass - psychic!"
Shi Jinlang's heart was full of joy, this weapon is about to catch up with the Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick, let it be smaller, let it be thinner, let it be thinner, it's really smart.
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"Dead dog, I always feel that something is wrong, but I can't tell what is wrong!" Yang Jian kicked the roaring dog lying next to him and said, "Can you help me take a look again, is it true that no one has touched my three-pointed two-edged gun?" β
"I'm blind and can't see it, and besides, the master's three-pointed two-edged gun is so heavy, naturally no one can hold it!"
"That's right, Lao Tzu's weapon was a golden dragon before it, and after I surrendered, it became my weapon, it is not only heavy, it is also psychic, so that if it gets bigger, it will become bigger, and if it gets smaller, it will become smaller!" Yang Jian smiled and said: "It's not Lao Tzu's bragging, except for my orders, it doesn't listen to anyone!" β
The Howling Dog squinted and looked down, only to see a rabbit playing with a pocket-sized three-pointed, two-edged gun, and the entire night sky was almost illuminated by the raging golden light.
"That's right, it doesn't listen to anyone except its master!"
The Roaring Sky Dog originally wanted to tell Yang Jian what it saw, but now that it was "blind", it could only pretend not to see it when it saw it.
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Shi Jinlang jumped up, and a golden spear flower was pulled out in mid-air, and the golden light raged out, transforming several golden light wind blades, and the dark clouds above his head were almost blown away.
The momentum of the charge, there is no advance or retreat! The ambition of the battle, there is death and no life! A little cold came first, and then the gun came out like a dragon!
Shi Jinlang felt a powerful force surging into his body from the barrel of the gun, and the three-pointed gun in his hand seemed to be no longer a gun, but a living dragon, a nine-day divine dragon that could turn this dome upside down, and the sun and moon were gone.
"Cool, it's so cool!"
Shi Jinlang fell to the ground and couldn't help but shout loudly.
Without this gun, Shi Jinlang was just a rabbit, and with this gun, uh- he became a rabbit with a gun. Of course, what Shi Jinlang wanted to express was not how powerful this gun was, but the feeling that this gun brought him, the feeling of looking at the world and killing all beings.
"Bao'er, when did you learn to play with guns and sticks, why don't I have any impression at all?"
Ah Li looked a little dazed below, and it wasn't until Shi Jinlang fell to the ground that she realized that her rabbit had become almost unrecognizable.
"Uh-this-" Shi Jinlang scratched the back of his head and said embarrassedly, "If I say that this gun is the first hand, will you understand?" β
It was indeed the first hand of the three-pointed gun, Shi Jinlang did not know marksmanship, it was this three-pointed gun that led him to play a complete set of marksmanship.
"What did you say?" Ah Li said with a puzzled expression.
"I saidβ"
Shi Jinlang just wanted to re-explain, but the sound of Maomao killing a pig suddenly came from not far away.
"Boss, no, the mother crocodile seems to be dying!"
"That's great!" Shi Jinlang put the three-pointed spear into the three thousand whiskers, and then said loudly: "Add a meal tonight, cook crocodile soup and drink!" β
"Who said the old lady is dead!"
A behemoth flew in the air and landed not far in front of Shi Jinlang, a large crater was smashed into the ground, and countless turf and mud debris flew out in all directions.
Shi Jinlang looked at it, it was no one else who made such a big move, it was the crocodile mother, its mouth was wide open, and the corners of its mouth were swollen with two red bubbles the size of a bowl, which at first glance looked like two red balloons were bitten on its mouth.
"What's wrong with you, you were beaten and swollen for stealing other people's things?" Shi Jinlang smiled gloatingly.
"It seems to be on fire!" Ah Li walked up and said, "Did you eat something spicy?" β
"It's all the rabbit!" The crocodile mother glared at Shi Jinlang and said: "It's all this dead rabbit that pits the old lady, the red fruit is so spicy, the spicy old lady's mouth is about to explode!" β
"Hahaha-"
When Shi Jinlang heard this, his tears were about to burst into laughter, he laughed and covered his stomach and said: "That's a chili pepper, you think you are a crocodile from Sichuan, it's spicy to death!" β
"Roarβ"
The mother crocodile suddenly screamed in pain.
Shi Jinlang saw that its face was flushed, and its two fist-sized eyes slowly turned from jet black to fiery red.
"You just ate chili, you don't!"
"Boom-"
The mother crocodile jumped up from the ground suddenly, and stood up like a human on its hind hooves, only to see it open its bloody mouth, and two fireballs burning with raging flames erupted from its mouth, piercing through the dark clouds and flying straight out of the nine heavenly clouds.
"Hold a big grass!"
Shi Jinlang's jaw was about to drop, this is a crocodile that breathes fire!
"Bang-"
After squirting out two fireballs, the mother crocodile fell heavily to the ground, Shi Jinlang hurriedly jumped over to check its vital signs, the red bubbles on its mouth were gone, although the body was a little weak, but fortunately still alive.
"It seems that you can't put chili peppers in today's barbecue!"
Shi Jinlang turned back to Mao Mao, who was looking at the bewildered on the side, and said, "Mao Mao, you go to the lake to get some water for the crocodile mother!" β
"Good, good!"
Mao Mao came back to his senses and said three good things in a row, it seems that he was really scared by the crocodile mother.
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"I always feel a little uneasy in my heart!" Yang Jian paced back and forth in the clouds for two steps, then looked down at the roaring dog and said: "Dead dog, you are a Xiaoqiang who can't be killed, no matter how many injuries you receive, you won't die, otherwise I will kill you and throw you in, and when you come back to life, I'll go and see how about Lao Tzu's three-pointed two-edged gun?" β
"Master, are you kidding me?"
The whistling dog clamped its tail and tried to run.
"It's okay, the pain will be over!"
Yang Jian grabbed the tail of the Roaring Sky Dog and lifted it upside down, and was about to throw it down with a fist, when the fire suddenly burst under the death dome, and two fireballs burning like meteorites collided directly.
"Bang-"
Yang Jian and the Howling Sky Dog couldn't dodge, and even the people and dogs fell off the clouds.
"Grass mud horse, why doesn't this meteor play cards according to the routine!"
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