Chapter Twenty-Nine: Pinch it, knead it.
While Tang Seng was quietly chanting the scriptures, the old woman slowly walked towards Li Chengqian and Sun Wukong. On crutches, and with trembling voices as people spoke, I heard her say:
"You two little masters, are you...... It's a monk's apprentice, right? I don't have anything of value, old woman, the monk recites the scriptures for my two hard-working sons, and I'll give each of you a hat, okay? ”
Saying that, the old woman opened her package, and there were several clothes and two cotton straight gold hats, these two hats were the most brilliant in a package, and Sun Wukong looked happy. It's just that it's an old woman's thing, and I'm embarrassed to move.
"I have two straight golden flower hats, which were originally owned by my son, and now I will give them to the apprentices of the two eminent monks as a reward for the eminent monks!"
As soon as the old woman finished speaking, she saw Sun Wukong happily take the hat from the old woman's hand and put it on her head. Li Chengqian, who had been watching coldly, moved at this time, took Sun Wukong's hand, stopped him from wearing a hat and said:
"Brother Monkey, you are the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave, the Monkey King, the Monkey King! How can you wear such a hat?! How do you put such a vulgar hat on your head!? ”
After Sun Wukong heard Li Chengqian's words, he was stunned, and his hat action stopped. Jiang Xin looked at Li Chengqian suspiciously, and before he could speak, he saw Li Chengqian pinching the old woman's face fiercely, and then instantly withdrew his hand and said with a disgusted face:
"As for me, I am the prince of the Tang Empire! How could you possibly wear a hat like you, you might as well keep it for yourself! I just, just now, pinched your face because the old man had dirty things on your face! ”
Li Chengqian, who had just begun to speak, was filled with a noble, awe-inspiring and inviolable aura, as if an incomparably noble nobleman had accidentally come to a place where he should not have come! It's just that his later explanations and his actions made Sun Wukong very puzzled.
Could it be that this friend of mine likes to touch the old woman's face?
After the old woman was pinched by Li Chengqian's face again, the whole person stood in place in a daze, and her eyes were full of disbelief when she looked at Li Chengqian.
However, in Li Chengqian's vision, it was Guanyin Bodhisattva with a delicate and beautiful face, standing in place in shock, and there were still red marks on his fair and pink face that Li Chengqian had pinched hard. Li Chengqian's heartbeat has been accelerating!
Just when Guanyin Bodhisattva felt unbelievable, a plush hand also stretched out to Guanyin Bodhisattva's face, but this time the old woman played by Guanyin Bodhisattva had come back to her senses. When he saw Sun Wukong's fluffy hand, the whole person took a step back without hesitation!
Looking at Li Chengqian and Sun Wukong, her eyes were full of anger, and she only heard her say loudly:
"How can you two be so rude!? Aren't you the apprentices of the eminent monks?! ”
Li Chengqian looked at the angry color of Guanyin Bodhisattva's beautiful face, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but hook an arc, and took the straight gold hat from Sun Wukong's hand to his hand, and while approaching Guanyin Bodhisattva, he exuded a noble aura, and said indifferently:
"I wasn't his apprentice! I am the prince of the Tang Empire, the strongest prince who does not want to be the emperor! Old man, do you want me to wear this hat? ”
When Li Chengqian walked in front of Guanyin Bodhisattva, he gently raised the straight gold hat in his hand in front of Guanyin Bodhisattva and laughed.
"Well, because I think you'll look good in it, like my unfortunate child."
Li Chengqian looked at the old woman's sad expression, and then carefully looked at the beautiful face of Guanyin Bodhisattva, revealing a look of indignation. I couldn't help laughing in my heart:
"Avalokiteshvara! Aren't you amazing?! Aren't you Da Luo Jin Xian!? In front of my Oscar-winning actor Li Chengqian, isn't it still being played by me!? However, Guanyin Bodhisattva's face feels good! ”
"Old man, you have dirty things on your face again, and you didn't pinch it clean just now! I'm pinching you, and after pinching it off, I'll show you in a hat! ”
Li Chengqian said, and didn't wait for the old woman's reaction, the hand speed that broke out after nearly thirty years of being single in the past and present life didn't even feel Guanyin Bodhisattva!
Then, then Li Chengqian pinched the pink and delicate little face of Guanyin Bodhisattva, kneading, pinching, kneading, kneading for nearly two minutes! It wasn't until Li Chengqian saw the flames in Guanyin Bodhisattva's eyes that he quickly stopped, and the whole person immediately took a few steps back, with a smile on his face.
Sun Wukong and General Yin were stunned in place, looking at Li Chengqian with a lewd face. Pool. rubbed an old lady's face.
It's not that General Yin and Sun Wukong don't know the aesthetics of normal humans, but it is because they know the aesthetics of normal humans that they look at Li Chengqian, who seems to have taken advantage of the sky, and can't help but smile.
Monkey King: Could it be that my brother Li is a pervert?!
General Yin: Could it be that my powerful master is a psychopath?!
Li Chengqian looked at the originally white and flawless delicate face that was kneaded red by himself, and the Guanyin Bodhisattva, who was originally compassionate and compassionate, became like a shy girl at this moment, with red cheeks, Li Chengqian's mouth was dry, his heart was beating faster, and he was about to have a nosebleed!
"You can put on a hat and show it to the old woman, right?!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva seemed to have discovered something, and the changed old woman had a hint of gnashing of teeth in her tone when she spoke!
"Oh, I don't want to wear it, hahahahaha!"
Li Chengqian was originally going to be fluttering, and it was best to say this sentence with an indifferent expression, but when he saw Guanyin Bodhisattva's stunned cuteness, and then his anger turned to a cute expression, please forgive Oscar-winning actor Li Chengqian, he really couldn't help it, and laughed directly!
"Boom! Boom! Boom! ”
"You, you, how can you be so bad?!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva said angrily while hitting the ground with the crutch he was holding.
Looking at Guanyin Bodhisattva's angry and cute expression, what aristocratic temperament, what royal demeanor, go to death! Looking at such a beautiful, kawaii Guanyin Bodhisattva, Li Chengqian just wanted to play a hooligan style and say:
"yes, I'm just bad, ahhahahaha!"
In a word, the angry Guanyin Bodhisattva's little face was flushed, and his finger pointed at Li Chengqian's angry trembling, and the angry Guanyin Bodhisattva could hardly speak!