Chapter 30: Believe it or not, I call you Daddy

Li Yu pulled away the little Lori, who was still crying, and said jokingly: "Dead girl, don't be so clingy, okay?" I just came to see you, and I was relieved to see that you were so wronged and unhappy. I'll leave when I see you, huh? ”

After Li Yu finished speaking, he turned around and wanted to leave, but suddenly felt a little heavy on his legs.

Looking down, sure enough, little Lori was holding his calves and sitting at his feet.

"Yes, yes, I'll follow you wherever you go!"

Little Lori knew that crying was useless, so she didn't cry anymore, just hugged Li Yu's leg and didn't let go of anything.

"Spread out! What does it look like? ”

Li Yu couldn't cry or laugh, with such a loli appearance, Li Yu was reluctant to do anything even if he wanted to beat her.

"The Heavenly Dao of this world is too powerful, and there are many conflicts with my laws, I am restricted everywhere, and my life is too hard. I can't stand this kind of day, you can either take me away or take me out of this world. ”

Li Yu stared at the eyes of the little Lori, to be honest, it is said that Lori has three good, and she is light and soft and easy to push down. Li Yu also likes Lori, but the little Lori in front of her just has the appearance of Lori, but she is a monster inside. I really can't afford to enjoy this dead girl, maybe I'll be cheated again.

"Loosen up, believe it or not I'm hitting you?"

Li Yu pretended to be angry.

"Don't let go, believe it or not, I call you Dad?"

Little Lori retorted.

"Huh?"

Li Yu was taken aback, what kind of operation is this special mother? I almost forgot that this little Lori used to open a plug-in existence in a world.,It's definitely an old driver.,Or the kind that drives a train.。

"I found it a mistake to come to you."

Li Yu held his forehead and began to foresee that many troubles in the future would arise because of this dead girl.

"How so? I know what you're up to, and I can help you? I have a bold idea, come, hug me, I'll tell you slowly. ”

Little Lori patted Li Yu's leg and motioned for him to pick herself up.

"dang~dang~dang~......"

The bell rang for the ninth time, and the Zhongyuan grand meeting officially began, and the Jade Emperor who presided over the grand event was about to appear.

"Hey, eat oil, have you seen the Jade Emperor?"

Li Yu really hugged the little Lori, different from what she imagined, this girl is not heavy at all, she is really light and soft.

"Don't call it that name in the future, it's too ugly. I originally wanted to be called Chiyou, but it turned out that there was also a Chiyou in this world, and he was better than me, so he couldn't do it. ”

Little Lori seems to be very interested in the name Chiyou, but the name is not a random name. When some people's names are spoken, they must have a sense of heaven and will affect their fate. If little Lori has to call the name "Chiyou", she will definitely have a fight with Chiyou in the future.

"Shall I give you a name, then? Your name is ...... How's Chi Li? ”

Li Yu seemed to think of something interesting, and said cheaply.

"Eat pears? Are you still eating your sister? ”

Little Lori rolled her eyes, grabbed Li Yu's hair with one paw, and pulled desperately.

"It's called Chi Li, don't refute, the refutation is invalid."

Li Yu secretly pinched Chi Li's little buttocks, well, it feels good, children are good, the skin is delicate, and the kind that pinched the light and wanted to get out of the water.

"It hurts!"

Chi Li was aggrieved, and it didn't work to pull his hair, so he went to pull Li Yu's ears again. In the end, Li Yu's hair was messed up.

In the void, I saw a black portal open, and the inside was eerie and terrifying, and it was actually connected to the underworld. A group of people came out of it, and it was the Emperor Xudu who led the Ten Palaces of Yama and his party.

Li Yu snorted and said, "I have to go to the underworld if I have a chance." ”

"What are you doing in the underworld?"

Little Lori was no longer angry, she was in a good mood at this time, and looked at Li Yu curiously with big eyes.

"Going for soup? There is a man named Meng Po in the underworld, who boils a good soup, and I heard that it tastes good. ”

Li Yu said with a smile.

"I believe you are a ghost, you are a bad old man, you are very bad. When I don't know what Meng Po soup is? Is that something you can drink casually? ”

Chi Li lay on Li Yu's shoulder, opened her pink and tender little mouth, and bit Li Yu's neck with a bite of "bar".

"I'll rub it, you little brat, don't plant strawberries for me? I'll have to see the beautiful woman in a while, what if someone misunderstands me? ”

It's not that Li Yu doesn't hurt, it's just that this pain is like being bitten by a mosquito to him, and it doesn't matter.

Emperor Xudu walked out of the portal, no, to be exact, riding a multicolored sacred cow.

"Dad, Dad, this cow is good, what do you think we should do if we raise it and eat steak?"

Chi Li bit Li Yu's neck for a long time, and saw a shallow tooth mark, not to mention strawberries, not even red pieces. As soon as I rolled my eyes, I thought of an idea to make a whole person.

"It's good, the colorful sacred cow is a mythical beast, presumably the taste should be okay, but you have to eat a bite to know what the specific texture is."

Li Yu's eyes also stared at the colorful sacred cow, and said subconsciously. Then I reacted, this girl called herself "Dad", and she didn't object. This is tantamount to acquiescence, and it will be a trouble in the future.

"Didn't I say that? Don't call me Dad, I can't raise a daughter like you. ”

Li Yu pinched Chi Li's little buttocks again, and Chi Li grinned in pain, and tears were about to fall.

"Humph! Pinch my ass again! I also scolded me for being a wicked girl! Remember this old lady! ”

Chi Li roared inwardly.

Everyone paid homage to the Emperor Xudu, but the Emperor Xudu turned a blind eye to everyone, only greeted Yang Jian. Then the Ten Palaces Yama sat on the tenth floor of the stands, and the Emperor Xudu went directly to the fifth layer of the stands. The colorful sacred cow also went to the fifth layer of the grandstand with the Emperor Xudu and lay down not far from the Emperor Xudu.

Then the sky continued to open the light gate, and the star monarchs and priests from all sides appeared one after another, and there were scattered immortals who came on phoenixes and dragons......

A Buddha horn sounded, followed by a lotus flower from the sky, and a team of people slowly walked out of a golden gate! The people of Western Buddhism came, and the leader was none other than the Buddha.

"Hey, isn't that fat man with a full head of hair a Buddha?"

Chi Li was looking at Rulai with curiosity in his eyes, when he suddenly heard an abrupt voice.

"Huh? There are still two fools who are so abrupt? ”

Chi Li's heart is exquisite, and he will not make such a low-level mistake. If the Buddha looks like an existence that he can't provoke, how can he be so presumptuous in front of people?

"It's not a fool, it's a dead rabbit. Sort of me as my brother! ”

Li Yu had already guessed something, it was very likely that the rabbit that Wu Gang shot to death was Li Yu himself, and then Wu Gang thought he was dead, and he attracted Qin Shou's soul again. That's why there were one body and two souls, and then Li Yu's soul was revived, and he shared his body with Qin Shou and turned into two rabbits.

β€œwhat? Isn't that my second uncle? No, no, according to each other, I will definitely not call a second fool uncle. ”

Chi Li shook his head violently and refused to call Qin Shou Second Uncle.

"I said don't call me Dad, can't you change it?"

Li Yu didn't beat Chi Li this time, this girl is a little Lori after all, and she looks like she is only five or six years old, and she always beats her with a sense of disobedience.

"Daddy?"

Little Lori seems to have recognized that she wants to be Li Yu's daughter, and if she is not allowed to call her father, she will call her father.

Qin Shou came in with Erlang God Yang Jian and the Roaring Sky Dog, and after the words just spoke, he felt that countless eyes were looking at him.

Qin Shou looked at the roaring dog who was with him in embarrassment, and found that the animal was more than a hundred meters away, looking for ants with his head down.

Qin Shou looked up at the Buddhist team and saw that everyone was staring at him. Qin Shou embarrassedly stretched out his paws and said hello, "Hi ......"