Chapter 1464: I'm here to smash the field today
After all, there is a chain of contempt in this kingdom. Since the Constitution has established the Wizards' Scholarly Union as the sole governing body of the country, non-spellcasters, whether you are economists, jurists, or experts in productive fields such as agriculture and animal husbandry, can always only play a supporting role. The casters' understanding of people's livelihood and governance is probably not as good as that of a village head who can't read big words, but they are used to messing around in aspects that others don't understand. When you're completely brought into the other person's rhythm, he'll use his experience to completely kill you, like now......
Then, on the podium, a stout man stood up, looked at Professor Bessen, and said in an educational tone: "In most cases, the climatic effects of celestial phenomena are regular, and this is really nothing to worry about. But, Professor, you are only a mortal after all, and it is completely understandable that there will be a lot of deviations and ignorance in your understanding of the occult, of the true transcendent world. I'll give you a brief explanation from the beginning. β
If memory serves, this guy seems to be Master Leon Gulal, the head of the Hoshimi Cabinet. The so-called Hoshimi Pavilion is, to put it bluntly, an official structure of the Federation's official predictions, stargazing, and astrological and meteorological observations, which is roughly equivalent to the combination of the National Meteorological Observatory and the Divine Stick Group. Of course, this involves the most mysterious field of prophecy, and then it also includes issues such as intelligence gathering, enemy reconnaissance, prospect prediction, and outcome evaluation, which is equivalent to an intelligence agency plus a staff agency. As a result, such a god-sounding organization is a very important departmental organ of the state; And the head of the agency, the so-called Hoshimi cabinet master, is also a member of the ruling committee, under the ministers of state in the ministries, but above the heads of affairs in the ministries.
As for the stocky Gural Master, although he looks like a miner at first glance, he is also said to be the second most prophetic master in the entire Scholarly Alliance, second only to Master Yushi Nacardo. In addition, the Prophecy Mage is actually not good at fighting, but he also has the hard power of the Golden 6th Order, and he is terrifying......
But who cares about you? Lu Xi thought to himself. It's just a two-knife magic stick, if he really dares to speak to himself in this tone, he will definitely stuff the World Tree Scepter into his mouth, and look at the tongue to understand it?
"I remember the last time the black moon rose, it was more than a hundred years ago, and there were considerable amounts of magical tides and elemental turbulence all over the world, and the climate fluctuated so much that there was no pattern at all. Since our federation is located above the sea of clouds, it will be affected more than on the ground. At that time, most ordinary mages suffered greatly from their ability to cast spells, and only the most elite masters could overcome those effects. Moreover, Elichar had just gone through a year of Merlot Green's rebellion, and the three mighty Praetorian Guard regiments had unfortunately disappeared from our army for various reasons......"
"I can't hear that." Lu Xi, who was sitting in the auditorium, suddenly interrupted Gulal's words abruptly, and sneered: "The reason why the Fourth Army was withdrawn at that time is meaningless now. However, is it your etiquette as a member of the ruling council to put the legion of heroes who have just conquered Orgrimmar and who have made great achievements for the country in history, and two other rebel armies? β
There was silence in the Azure Palace for nearly half a minute, and then the audience was in an uproar. Of course, the patriarchs enjoyed the good life of taking the offerings of the people and living by insulting each other without doing anything, but they never thought that the reproach would start from the people sitting in the auditorium.
Speaker Turner Wielambat, who had been sitting on the high platform and was theoretically supposed to be responsible for maintaining order, glanced at Lu Xi, and a smile appeared in his eyes, but he still had a straight face, as if he was struggling to hold back his smile. However, the deputy speaker, a respected and respected old senator who was a hundred years old, was about to be dizzy and couldn't see who Lu Xi was, but he decisively picked up a hammer and slammed it on the table.
"Order! Speaking in order! He shouted, his voice extremely loud.
"I'm sorry, I lost my temper." Lu Xi looked at the old deputy speaker who was at least twenty meters away from him, his eyes flickered, and a colorless light flashed.
"Well, it's good to understand that it's wrong. You're ready to speak. The Deputy Speaker nodded in satisfaction and sat back down.
What the heck? The big people present looked at each other, and they couldn't figure out the situation at all for a while. However, at this moment, Lu Xi had already stood up, pointed at the chief of the Xingjian Pavilion and said loudly: "As the chief of the National Xingjian Pavilion, I have not achieved an inch in five years in office, and the bandits in the Namoya Mountains are still fighting a rotten war like a quagmire, and the Battle of Farahals is led by the nose everywhere, and the loss of troops will be wasted in money and food, but your Xingjian Pavilion can't even provide a little bit of valuable information." How do you feel about being the head of an important national strategic intelligence agency? β
"This, this, this ......," Master Gulal was stunned for a long time. As a master of prophecy, he probably didn't predict that he would be scolded by the people in the audience when he spoke, and he didn't expect to be scolded by Lu Xi, so he was stunned on the spot.
"Last year you said that the stars indicated that the grain and fishery products of the Kingdom of Braden would be bumper, and that the grain department of our country should enter the market early. But the result? The people of Brayden encountered a huge typhoon that had not been seen in 20 years, and the grain production of the whole country was greatly reduced. Four of the large transport ships we sent over were seriously injured by the typhoon, and the fleet was trapped in the bay for nearly a month, delaying the nation's capacity. So, last summer, we had a famine in three provinces, and the number of people dying of starvation reached 1,000 again. As a result, the central government had to reactivate the strategic grain reserves, and also embezzled the funds of the fleet to urgently buy grain at a high price in Auckland. As a result, the three cruisers that were ready to enter service with the Central Praetorian Fleet this year now have only one keel laid on the slipway! Faced with such a situation, does Master Ragul have anything to say? β
"I, I, I...... Wait a minute! This has nothing to do with what I said today! Master Ragul finally reacted: "Also, can the observers chime in casually?" I object, Sir, this kind of speech is against order! β
His Excellency didn't think there was any problem, but the Deputy Speaker nodded seriously: "Well, I think Master Berencaster's statement does have some truth, and Master Ragul should indeed reflect on it." β
Well, people have a herd mentality. As soon as the deputy speaker said this, many members began to nod their heads in agreement. From this point of view, the IQ of parliamentarians is not much higher than that of migratory birds.
"The corpse vegetarian meal is nothing more than that, His Excellency the Minister of Land, Infrastructure, Transport and Tourism who believed your nonsense has already wiped his neck and committed suicide in fear of sin. If you have the slightest bit of shame, you should just resign to thank the world. Now, but there is still a face sitting in the Azure Palace barking wildly? I've never seen anyone so brazen! β
Gulal's face was pale, clutching his chest and shaking, but no blood came out. So Lu Xi decided that he must carry out the spraying to the end
"Think about the family of the Rosette girl in the East Coast Province, right? In order to celebrate the sixteenth birthday of the Rosette girl, who had never had a birthday, the family took out the last piece of Jinmila in the house and bought a big birthday cake. The family of three happily finished their birthday cake and looked forward to the future while the whole family ended their lives neatly. β
What does this have to do with me? Master Gulal wanted to say this, but he didn't know why, the other party said such nonsense, and he, a meat eater who thought his heart was like a stone, actually began to feel that his nose was sour. And at this moment, there were intermittent sobs in the parliamentarians' seats.
"Think again about the Rosette girl who walked in Takamagara. In order to make up the travel expenses for her childhood sweetheart Knoro to study in the imperial capital, it was not enough for her to sell her brilliant blonde hair, so she could only pay the girl's most precious thing to a local tyrant with a fat brain. She felt dirty, and after handing over the money to Knoro, she jumped off the island, trying to make the sea of clouds wash herself. However, Crono, who knew everything, also jumped down. Life and death go hand in hand, although you are a little extreme, what a touching and profound true feeling! β
So why Rosette again? Who the hell is she? Why do you just have trouble with that name? Who is Knoro? And more importantly, what does this have to do with me!
"Don't you understand? Because of your mistakes, the price of food in Higashikigashi and Takamagahara skyrocketed to a terrifying level. The bargain cake that Rosette and his family bought was made of spoiled grains, and the whole family got food poisoning after eating it and couldn't afford to pay the medical bills, so they went on the road together! On the side of Gao Tianyuan, the young man Kronoh, who was originally working as a bricklayer at the dock, lost his job due to the economic fluctuations of the chain, which led to all the tragedies of the chain. Lu Xi pointed at Gulal and said loudly: "Now you understand how many tragedies your stupidity has caused, right?" Shame, shame! This is a shame on you incompetent! β
The weeping in the council grew louder and louder, and then the voices of complaining, accusing and shouting grew louder and louder. Many elders seem to have been led by Lu Xi like this, and they feel that our broken pot is really full of tragedies.
β¦β¦ Uh, is that still the case? Isn't it a little unsophisticated to casually button a member of the ruling committee like this?
Even if I felt that something was wrong there, I felt that my brain couldn't turn for a while, but when I thought that the speaker was Lucy Berencaster, it seemed like a long time. After all, their tradition of colorful roses is to come to the Azure Palace to smash the field.
Themist Weber, Karthas Quimos, Orocello Berenkast...... How many of the incumbent senators, councilors, and even ministers died at the hands of the above-mentioned lords of Colorful Rose Island? Anyway, there must be an endless number of them in the blink of an eye, right?
Now, there's a little Belencaster, and it's endless. Don't look at how cute people are when they laugh...... Ah, bah, so Guangweizheng, but reading his resume, how do you look at it, he is also a master who is not good at talking but is good at killing, right?
They guessed right, and this was far from the end.
"Wow!" The dignified member of the National Ruling Council, the head of the Hoshimi Pavilion, the country's first-class master of prophecy, who was about to turn seventy years old, howled and cried: "I, I don't want to do this either! But what can be done if it's wrong! β
Chief Gulf howled and cried as he ran straight out of the council hall. The dwarf melon-like body ran very fast, and the security guards couldn't stop it at all.
Then, Lu Xi stood up, pointed at Perrien, the patriarch who had just interrupted Master Rassell's speech, and shouted, "And you, you old thief with a long beard! Before I could get to Orgrimmar, your brother-in-law's construction company came to the door, saying that it was going to contract the repair of the Iron Rose Castle. Take the limestone hardened with third-rate alchemy, and tell me it's a natural diamond rock, and you're a fool! I also stuffed a money order of 50,000 gold mila directly to me! Fifty thousand! I'm only worth 50,000 in the eyes of your brother-in-law...... Oh no, you rat, you dare to cut corners for the garrison of a heroic unit like the Fourth Legion that conquered Orgrimmar! I, as the commander of the legion who has not yet stepped down, will never tolerate such insults! This is an insult to the Sky Rose Flag, and this is an insult to me Lucy Berencaster! This is an insult to the ancestor Orucello! This is even more of an insult to the Great Sage of Laxis! β
Wait, if your hat is buttoned up like this, Senator Perrion will have to commit suicide on the spot, don't you see how miserable he is now?
However, without waiting for the senator to cut himself, a young and strong civilian congressman in the rows behind him shouted "Down with the rat!" βγ He seemed to have practiced, and with one swoop he crossed several rows of distances, knocking Perrion to the ground on the spot, and bringing down a chair and people around him by the way.
As I have said before, parliamentarians do not necessarily have a higher IQ than migratory birds in some cases, and when someone starts to do it, the herd mentality is even more inevitable. Thus the well-dressed and superior people in the halls of parliament, which represented the supreme legislative and supervisory power of the state, could no longer maintain their sanctimonious manners, and they threw themselves at their opponents with their fists and all the weapons they could find, such as tables, chairs, benches, cups, vases, and the like.
Lu Xi leisurely retracted behind his seat, took out a cup of iced honey tea made by Sai Xiliu from the space bag, and drank it deliciously.
Anyway, this meeting must not be able to go on, and that is enough.