Chapter 10 Gangzi, You're Floating
When eating skewers, wine is indispensable.
Wu Gang hadn't eaten for too long, and his eyes were green when he ordered meat and vegetables, and he could see the beer on the table.
It wasn't until Wu Gang had eaten no less than two hundred skewers of all kinds that he noticed the snowflake beer that Qin Shou and Li Yu were drinking.
"What is this? Even the words are written wrong, I'm afraid I'm not illiterate? ”
Wu Gang definitely didn't recognize the English next to him, so he naturally ignored it. But he can still recognize most of the words "Snow Beer, brave the world". It's just that Wu Gang didn't recognize the simplified characters, but said that the words on it were written incorrectly.
"Huh? Ehhahahaha! ”
"Quack, quack!"
Qin Shou and Li Yu glanced at each other, and then laughed out loud. This kind of low-level fun is only funny for traversers like Qin Shou and Li Yu.
"You guys? What to laugh at? Why are you so lewd? ”
Maybe Qin Shou and Li Yu were too relaxed about themselves, and in Wu Gang's eyes, they turned into "lewd" laughter.
"Yu'er, is it funny?"
Chang'e asked cutely, this question was purely because Qin Shou and Li Yu were laughing too high, and they were a little curious.
Wu Gang finally drank beer, drinking beer with skewers, which was a perfect match.
"Hiccup!"
Wu Gang hiccuped, it is a normal reaction to burp after drinking beer, sometimes the beer may be too cold, and it also contains a certain amount of carbon dioxide, which may cause the diaphragm to spasm and contract further under this stimulation, which will manifest itself in the form of hiccups.
"It turns out that the gods drink beer and also burp!"
The beast and Li Yu thought the same thing in their minds.
"Sister Chang'e? You see, you have two rabbits at home, and if you have one to relieve boredom, let's roast one, right? The food in this mortal world is delicious and delicious, and it can not be nourished by the vitality of heaven and earth, and it cannot replenish the vitality! ”
I don't know if Wu Gang really drank too much or pretended to be stupid and drunk, so he suddenly came up with such a sentence.
"(*'へ ́*)! Why are you so skinny? Does your mom know? ”
Qin Shou was anxious, this product was not the master to be kneaded. What does Wu Gang mean? You can't bully Li Yu, so you want to bully me Uncle Qin Shou? Lao Tzu has just crossed over, and with such a beautiful girl, a beautiful life is about to begin. What do you mean by roasting me with my sister?
However, unlike Qin Shou, what Li Yu thought was that it was floating, Wu Gang's goods were a little floating!
You especially understand that you can see it clearly, and the girl and the rabbit have a deep relationship, which makes it clear that this is the rhythm that will last forever. Let the girl roast a rabbit? Who else could it be if it wasn't me?
"Gangzi? Drink like a fish...... Come, brother has a heartfelt word, I want to talk to you well. ”
Li Yu was suspended in the air, and a white and tender little paw grabbed the collar of Wu Gang's clothes and dragged him out.
That's why you drank a little more? Could it be that after drinking snow beer, the guts are fat, and you really want to brave the world?
Wu Gang was in a daze, feeling that there was something on his face, it seemed to be hairy, and he felt quite comfortable. So Wu Gang hugged it with his big hand, well, it was indeed soft and hot. As for what it is, Wu Gang really can't remember, with his feelings, Wu Gang feels that it should be used as a pillow under his head, comfortable!
Li Yu's heart was broken at this time, small size is a loss, even if the strength can easily abuse Wu Gang, but he was still caught by Wu Gang under carelessness, and rubbed his stinky face several times.
Nima! Do you want to use Lao Tzu as a pillow?
Li Yu was decisively angry, the gigantic gene had not been thoroughly studied, and he couldn't control too much at this time.
"Cloud, open it for me just a projection, Lao Tzu is going to scare this little baby to death!"
Li Yu directly opened the consciousness attack, and invested the great image consciousness of the Destruction God Lord in Wu Gang's mind. Li Yu's image was dressed in black armor, with a pair of black wings spread out on his back, and a sacred and evil aura rolled in. Three demon dragons surround Li Yu, and each of them has the power to destroy the world.
"Whoa......
The three demon dragons let out a very demonic cry together, like a wolf and like a dog, if Qin Shou could hear it, he would definitely take a selfie on his thigh and call out in surprise: "Damn!" Oh no! ”
Wu Gang is a great hero who stands up to the sky, there are not many great witches left in the Wu clan, and he can cultivate to the peak of the Great Witch realm, and he is about to break through to the ancestral witch realm.
But the drunk Wu Gang was very confused, and what he did was all instinct, otherwise he wouldn't have offended the two terrifying rabbits with a word.
Now in the depths of consciousness, Wu Gang here is as fragile as a newborn baby, and is the core of his self-protection.
Wu Gang's mind and will trembled with fear from Li Yu, and instinctively reacted to Wu Gang's body.
The aura of the Shattering God Lord on Li Yu's body was just revealed, and the big gold chain wrapped around his body emitted a glorious light, changing and wrapping tightly, and there was a look of wanting to pull Li Yu away.
"Pull the calf, come back to me!"
Li Yu hurriedly collected his breath, this chain has not been activated since he was tied together, and after a long time, Li Yu almost really thought it was a big gold chain.
Leave it at that? ! ('dish ́) hum!!
Li Yu pinched his small fist and poked it at Wu Gang's big eyes, which immediately became swollen.
"Hmmm! It's not symmetrical and doesn't look good, so let's have another one! ”
After speaking, Li Yu shot at Wu Gang's other eye again.
After beating his eyes, Li Yu punched Wu Gang's nose a few times, and Dawu's body was really hard enough, it would not be Pangu's cultivation method.
However, the nose is a fragile place after all, and after a hundred and ten punches, Wu Gang's nose finally bleeds, and Li Yu took the opportunity to collect some and study them.
"Uh-huh! Gangzi, charge you a little blood as interest, let's calculate this account slowly! ”
Li Yu is a play with genes, as long as he gets the genes of the strong, extracts and optimizes them, and loads them on himself at the same time, he can get super abilities.
After collecting the blood, Li Yu jumped back.
Qin Shou, a beast, was staying on Chang'e's chest, enjoying the big and soft bed, which made Li Yu's face twitch.
"Damn (* ̄m ̄)! Beast! ”
"Xiao Yu'er is back? That one...... That one...... Is there any generation (≧ω≦)? People still want to eat! ”
While enjoying the furry, Chang'e used her big eyes to sell cuteness.
"Chang'e has learned badly?"
Li Yu thought, alas, it was really this rabbit who led him astray, right?
However, Li Yu's requirements for beauties are usually satisfied, just to see the beauties smile happily, and there are no small things to worry about.
"It's almost dawn, it's really a barbecue feast that turns the biological clock upside down!"
There is a division between day and night above the moon and stars, and you can see the infinite starry sky when you look up at night, and you can enjoy the sun during the day. But...... You can never see the sunrise or sunset, and you will never be able to appreciate the moonlight.