"Little brother, I don't like to hear what you say, don't you hear it, don't you only envy mandarin ducks and not immortals? Wouldn't it be much better for us to be a happy and happy fairy couple than you to take any scriptures? The woman retorted.

Chen Fan was not afraid of her identity after hearing this, and said: "Hehe, big chest and no brain!" ”

"You, you!" The woman was so angry that she wanted to teach Chen Fan a lesson, but she knew that her identity was not easy to do at this time, so she said coldly: "If no one is willing to join today, then please go out, we don't welcome it." I am forty-five years old. The eldest daughter's name is Zhenzhen, and she is twenty years old this year; The second daughter is named Aiai, who is eighteen years old this year; The three little daughters are pitiful, sixteen years old this year, and the youngest daughter is pitiful, fifteen years old this year, and they have never promised to be married. Although the little woman is ugly, fortunately the little girl has a bit of color, and the female worker can do everything. Because his husband had no children, he raised them as sons, and when he was young, he taught him to read some Confucian books, and he also knew how to sing some poems. Although he lives in a villa, he is not very vulgar or the like, and he is expected to be worthy of the rank of elder, if he is willing to let go of his arms, keep his head with long hair, and be a parent with his subordinates, wear silk and brocade, and win as strong as Nawa bowl and clothes, snowshoes and clouds! ”

After Chen Fan heard what she said, he really counted himself, but he smiled in his heart, since you want to play, the poor monk will play with you, and said coldly: "Hmph! There is no store in front of the village, barren mountains and mountains, where does the rich family come from? Even if there are people, they are just monks who avoid the red dust or poor families who avoid harsh taxes and miscellaneous taxes, just now you said that there are more than 300 hectares of paddy fields, more than 300 hectares of dry fields, and more than 300 hectares of fruit trees in mountain fields; There are more than 1,000 yellow buffaloes, herds of mules and horses, and countless pigs and sheep. Southeast, northwest, Zhuangbao grassland, a total of sixty or seventy. The poor monk watched it for a week, but he never saw it, since the demon dared to deceive the poor monk today, Hugh blamed the poor monk's men for being ruthless! After speaking, he took out the demon pestle that Rulai sent.

"Elder, why is that?" The woman said quietly, and then said: "Those are in the back mountain, the little elder is a little anxious, my husband has made friends with some enlightened people during his lifetime, what kind of people, what haven't I seen this old woman, what's strange about you?" If it was a demon, how could it not appear under the little elder's demon pestle. ”

After Chen Fan heard this, he put away the demon pestle and glanced at her, this old mother of Lishan is thoughtful! Then he said: "Amitabha, it's the poor monk who has collided!" I hope that the female benefactor will forgive her sins! ”

The woman smiled and said, "No need to be like this, I'm not a stingy person, I don't know what I just said?" ”

Chen Fan saw Tang Seng looking at himself, he felt a little helpless, this Tang Seng looked bigger than himself, why am I a senior brother, so he had to say: "Female donor, do you think it's a little early, or let's talk while eating, do you think it's good?" ”

After hearing this, Bajie hurriedly said, "Yes! Oh, yes! Eat and chat! ”

The woman thought for a moment and said, "In this case, I will let my servants prepare dinner." With that, he walked out.

"Senior brother! You ......" Tang Seng didn't finish speaking, but he was interrupted by Chen Fan, you don't want to say more, I have my own arrangements. ”

"Alright then!" Tang Seng said.

……

After a while, the food gradually came out, there was meat and vegetarian, and there was some small wine, fortunately, the seat was big enough, Chen Fan and Lishan Lao Mu sat on a table, and said: "It's commonplace, please don't mind, please!" After speaking, he poured a glass of wine for Chen Fan and Tang Seng.

After Chen Fan saw it, it was just a small cup, a little childish, and said, "Can you change it into a bowl for the poor monk?" ”

"Haha...... It seems that the little elder is not really learning from the scriptures! Monks are not allowed to drink alcohol and eat meat! The woman chuckled.

"Oh? Says who? Five hundred years ago, the peach banquet, such as the Eighteen Arhats of Guanyin and the Eighteen Arhats of Guanyin, etc., all drank wine, or the elixir and jade liquid, and the Arhats of the dragon were even more meat and vegetarian matching, and they were more comfortable to eat. Chen Fan said with a smile.

The daughter, who looked a little big on the side, really said: "I also read some Buddhist scriptures, and I heard that there is reincarnation in the mouth of the dragon descending Arhat, and eating a piece of meat can spit out a living one, do you have this ability?" ”

"Hehe, it's really unfortunate, although the poor monk is not as capable of descending dragons as Arhats, he still has some Buddhism." After Chen Fan finished speaking, he sandwiched a piece of fish meat and slowly finished eating, only to see Chen Fan open his mouth, with a golden light coming out of his mouth, and a carp jumped out of it.

The people around him were taken aback, especially the five old mothers of Lishan, he didn't expect Chen Fan to have such magical powers, and his Buddhist cultivation was so profound, Chen Fan said slowly: "Although this fish is a little small, it is also a life!" With that, he threw himself out of the pond outside the window.

Is that a little small? That's only one-fifth of the whole fish, okay! The five of them rolled their eyes once, but they didn't stop Chen Fan from eating meat anymore, and Bajie on the side looked at the saliva in his mouth, and said, "Uncle Shi, what are you capable of?" ”

"Want to learn?" Chen Fan asked.

"Hmmm! Well! Bajie's head is like a little chick, yes, "I'll teach you!" Chen Fan said with a smile.

"Really!"

"You finish memorizing the Hinayana sutras first." Chen Fan said.

"Then forget it, my old pig doesn't have that life!" Bajie waved his hand and said.

"The Holy Monk Dharma is unfathomable!" The old mother of Lishan on the side said with a smile.

"Where, where! The poor monk is just lucky. After Chen Fan finished speaking, he drank a cup of wine, and then changed to a large bowl, and the true transformation of Guanyin Bodhisattva walked to Chen Fan's side and found a bowl of wine, and said: "Holy monk, please!" ”

Chen Fan smiled and said, "Thank you female donor!" Chen Fan took it and didn't drink it, the five of Lishan's mother are here, and he just said something irresponsible to Lishan's mother, plus Guanyin is also here, Chen Fan naturally won't drink it.

Zhenzhen saw Chen Fan put down the wine bowl and said, "Why doesn't the holy monk drink it?" This is a good sake that has been treasured for many years, and it is made from peach blossoms. ”

Chen Fan sneered in his heart, but still said with a smile: "This wine is not drunk by poor monks, so the female benefactor should leave it to someone who is destined to drink it." ”

"If you don't drink it, uncle, give it to me old pig! Where is there such trouble! Bajie grabbed the wine bowl and drank it in one gulp, then he was a little drunk, and then ran to Zhenzhen's side and said, "Zhenzhen girl, pour a bowl for my old pig!" ”

After taking a look, the old woman transformed into Lishan's old mother smiled, and said, "You guys have thought about it, who will stay as my son-in-law?" Or both stay! ”

At this time, Bajie had already drunk more than three bowls, and the wine was intimidating, and Bajie smiled and said after hearing it: "What do you ask them to do?" Ask me the old pig! If you don't dislike it, you can marry me with your daughter! Belch! ”

Tang Seng raised his head violently, and with a loud voice, he repelled the eight precepts and said, "You evil beast!" We are a monk, how can we be tempted by wealth and beauty, and what truth can we achieve? ”

"Humph! I took you with me with me and recruited you as sons-in-law, and you even wanted my four daughters to be the same husband, and even made up my mind. "When did Lishan's old mother suffer this anger, she was just said by Chen Fan that she was brainless and had not disappeared, and at this time, Bajie simply hit the muzzle of the gun, and she didn't know whether she was alive or dead.

"Huh! Why should the woman be angry? My nephew is very talented, even if there are ten more, you can still parry, and you will definitely hold your son and grandson next year! Wouldn't it be beautiful to have a happy family then? Chen Fan said with a smile.

"Hehe, Uncle Shi still understands me! Don't say ten, even fifty old pigs can persevere, and then you will wait to report your grandson! Bajie didn't know the danger at all, and shouted, but who told someone to break the cow in the background, the Xuandu Grand Master was just one of his apprentices.

After the five of Lishan's old mothers heard what Chen Fan said. His face turned pale with anger, and he saw the little daughter on the side laugh regretfully, and said, "In that case, I'll see if he's talented first." After finishing speaking, he slowly walked to Bajie's side, smiled at Bajie, and then entered the room.