"Lord Shi, what about below, what do the words below mean?"

Because the conversation between Shi Jinlang and Alice was carried out through brain waves, the old master could not hear it, and the old master noticed that the rabbit was startled on the table, and he thought that the rabbit did not hear clearly, so he asked again.

"Ahem-" Shi Jinlang cleared his throat and said: "Pangu opened the world, Nuwa made people from the soil, and I have lived for I don't know how many years at that time." Pangu has bad breath, he never brushes his teeth, and he doesn't wear clothes, he runs around the world with his bare ass, although it's okay for a man to have a bad habit, but I don't like him. Nuwa doesn't have any bad habits, but the woman with the head and the snake body makes me not happy to xing, I can't write about the interest, you just understand the meaning! ”

“”

The old master and the others were full of black lines, not only them, but Shi Jinlang felt a little embarrassed when he retold it himself.

"Are you sure that's what these oracles mean?" Shi Jinlang asked Alice through brain waves.

"If the master doesn't believe it, then the master will solve it himself!" Alice thought that Shi Jinlang didn't trust her, so she was a little angry.

"Okay, good, believe in it, keep reading!"

Shi Jinlang had no way to take this arrogant Alice, but he didn't know these oracle bones himself, whether Alice translated it correctly or not, Shi Jinlang decided to listen to her read it first.

"Later, there were more people, and when there were more people, there were more things. This group of unclothed barbarians is extremely vulgar, like Pangu likes to run around the world with bare butts, and when you are hungry, you don't care what you are, pounce on it and make it. I had no choice but to teach them how to build a place to live, how to cover their bodies with leaves, and how to drill wood to make fire. They called me Youchao, and the beautiful name was Youchao Man. That's it, since they learned to make fire manually, this group of people also called me the Suiren clan, your sister! They just don't understand that it's faster to make a fire from flint than to drill wood for fire a hundred times. Fortunately, I used flint, and if I had used turtle shells to make fire, these barbarians would have called me the Turtle People again. ”

Shi Jinlang felt that his brain was a little cloudy, because the amount of information conveyed in these oracle bones was too huge, and if Alice translated correctly, then these oracle bones should be the autobiographical diary of someone from 16,000 years ago.

"I was too slow to teach a group of people by myself, so I trained two assistants with more bright brains, one named Ku Xi and the other called Lei Yun. Although these two boys look silly, they are still learning things quickly. When they're almost up to speed, I'm going to give it up. I heard that they mixed quite well later, and their names were changed, one is called Fuxi, and the other is called Shennong. ”

A "cow" is no longer enough to describe the shock of Shi Jin's heart, and a forced word must be added after the word cow, yes, it is bullish!

Don't say that these oracle bone inscriptions are true, even if it is fake, Shi Jinlang still feels very awesome, because the person who can brag like this is also quite awesome No. 1 person, not to mention that this person still boasted about this awesome person 16,000 years ago.

"When everyone not only ran around the world, but also began to fight and kill for the territory again. Fights are fights, and you have to find a whole bunch of reasons. If your vegetables grow in my field, I will collect them for you; Your cattle have run into my cattle pen, and I will slaughter them for you. I'm so helpful to others, you have to say that I take advantage of you, isn't this a clear bully of honest people! So, if you don't agree with each other, you do it. One family fights, eight families support, and doing it becomes a group fight. Fight in a group, fight in a group, and as a result, there is a dry war tribe, what Jiuli tribe, bear tribe, Shennong tribe, these three dry war tribes are the happiest, some small dry war tribes are not opponents at all, and they are wiped out by the people when they fight. Of course, none of this has anything to do with me, let them do it, as long as it doesn't bother me, I don't bother to deal with them. ”

Awesome! In addition to, it's!

"But there is a bear child named Gonggong in these warring tribes who is really ignorant, I am sleeping comfortably in the mountains, and this bear child hit his head, and Optimus Prime made him break it. The pillars of heaven are broken, the earth is broken, the sky is tilted to the northwest, the earth is sinking to the southeast, the whole world is in dire straits, and I can't sleep at all. I can't sleep steadily, and I can't let Pangu and Nuwa sleep steadily, it's all their business, who will wipe their butts if they don't wipe their butts? Pangu's grandson, I really tried hard, but I couldn't wake up, who can wake up a person who pretends to be asleep? I have no choice but to call Nuwa to make up for the trouble caused by the bear child who worked together, although the supplement is not too perfect, but it will be used. The sky is made up, this bear child called Gonggong hit and run, and got a lot of water, this bit of naturally doesn't need me to take action personally, it seems that there is a person named Dayu who is in charge. Later, the world was finally peaceful for a while, but there was no shortage of idle people who hurt the eggs. ”

"No, it didn't take long, I don't know which salted egg superman (the superhuman with brackets and idle eggs, referred to as the salted egg superman) got ten suns, crackled and made, and the whole world was left with fire without water depth."

If Shi Jinlang still believes in the previous words, then this salted egg superman plus a bracket is a bit excessive, how can people 16,000 years ago know "salted egg superman"? What's more, this is still the King Continent!

"Are you sure it's not a prank?"

Shi Jinlang shouted to stop Alice, turned his head and glared at the old master.

"It's true, the old man vouches for his personality!" The old master said with an expression of swearing.

"Okay!" Shi Jinlang shook his head and said, "I hope not!" ”

"There is a brainless iron-headed baby who wants to catch up with the sun and take it off, and this IQ is no one, and then he should have been stupid to death! I originally wanted to call Pangu and Nuwa, but since the day was mended, Nuwa was completely damaged by Pangu's grandson, and the two of them pretended to sleep together, and they couldn't wake up. I couldn't count on them, so I had to do it myself, so I got a bow and passed it on to a young man who was good at archery. The lad lived up to the hype and finally shot down nine suns with my bow, and the world was finally at peace again. Since shooting the sun, this young man has been a little floating, and he began to cheat and cheat, and got a group of people to cheat money, which is called teaching archery. This is not pitted by the apprentice who is more pitted than him, and the daughter-in-law who finally begged was also lost, I heard that it ran to the moon. Now the sky is going up, and I'm afraid it will be difficult to come down. ”

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